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- 5 Maj 2014
Jace sounds really perturbed by something. Alas, it looks like he's been sucked back into Deaglenation politics.
Jace calls JOOOOOSH, rants incomprehensibly about how he is White Tupac.
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- 12 Kwi 2014
In the midst of all the crazy, there was some pretty informative stuff:
Jace is on a privilege points system again.
They've had to switch to a PO box because weens have been sending him gay porn.
Eli was staying with his grandfather in Israel, used Jace's money for dirty hookers, and got an STD.
Jace wants to bring back Eli so they can live together in his cottage.
Jace wants to shave himself bald so his mom, brother, and the internet can't track him down.
Jace is on a privilege points system again.
They've had to switch to a PO box because weens have been sending him gay porn.
Eli was staying with his grandfather in Israel, used Jace's money for dirty hookers, and got an STD.
Jace wants to bring back Eli so they can live together in his cottage.
Jace wants to shave himself bald so his mom, brother, and the internet can't track him down.
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- 3 Lut 2013
If Jace wants the Wandering Jugallo back it's because Jace found a use for him. Jace cares about Jace.
I got the impression he's staying with GrandpaEli and EliMom doesn't know about it. That would explain the Bunkershack Eli moved into. It looks like the kind of place one would store a relative you don't want people to know about.
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- 4 Lut 2013
Also gives creedence to when in the second last video he made, you can hear an American accent man shout down "Eli, are you down there?"
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- 24 Mar 2014
I'm not answering the Skype call because I blocked you.
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- 25 Maj 2013
Then how is he supposed to reach you when there's tenant issues that need addressing?
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- 25 Mar 2013
Understatement of the day. I'm afraid this call is beyond all mortal ability to transcribe.
This was some fast stuff.
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- 25 Maj 2013
Dude, Jace sounds like he's on speed or some shit. He's talking REALLY fast.
His voice sounds so much different than when he is trying to put on his macho Jace Stryker persona. Much higher-pitched.
Also, what he said here made me laugh:
"BECAUSE FREAKIN' TROLLS SEND SO MUCH SHIT TO OUR HOUSE THAT WE HAVE TO GET OUR MAIL CHANGED TO A PO BOX BECAUSE I WAS GETTING GAY PORNOGRAPHIES IN MY MAIL ADDRESS!"
His voice sounds so much different than when he is trying to put on his macho Jace Stryker persona. Much higher-pitched.
Also, what he said here made me laugh:
"BECAUSE FREAKIN' TROLLS SEND SO MUCH SHIT TO OUR HOUSE THAT WE HAVE TO GET OUR MAIL CHANGED TO A PO BOX BECAUSE I WAS GETTING GAY PORNOGRAPHIES IN MY MAIL ADDRESS!"
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- 1 Kwi 2013
Despite the speed he was talking at, I was able to keep up with every word. I wonder what that says about me.
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- 31 Lip 2014
If Jace wants his Gail, Rob, and the internet to not be able to find him, will he end deagle nation for good to stay off the radar?
Hold me, weens. I'm scared.
Hold me, weens. I'm scared.
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- 24 Maj 2014
man i think you're missing an opportunity to make a great new schizophrenic burnout buddy . it's pretty clear you're the closest thing to an adult friend jace has.
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- 4 Lut 2014
Not sure if Jace... He always shoehorns "okay" into every sentence. Maybe he had a moment of schizo clarity or some shit.
EDIT: Nevermind, listened to the entire thing. It's Jace.
EDIT: Nevermind, listened to the entire thing. It's Jace.
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- 22 Lip 2013
Bless your heart
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- 8 Lip 2014
Oh, and I was just thinking that maybe Jace really was going to slow down and stop making content. How foolish I was. Never trust anyone, not even yourself.
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- 16 Cze 2014
I'm not sure if this was worth the effort, but here's my attempt at a transcript.
Jace: Joshuaaaaaa
Null: He said- you went to the wrong one.
Jace: Ok listen to me... Listen to me Mr Content. Is, is is, he online on the Skype now at this very moment <breath from null> in time in the world of our Lord 2-0-14, that is....(unintelligible) 2014 eastern standard time EST. Ok is he on or what?
Null: He's-
Jace: JOSH!!!
Null: He's not on Skype and he said that, he can't do anything to help you cause you went to the wrong university.
Jace: Because I what?
Null: You went to the wrong campus. He said you went to the wrong uni--
Jace: On what campus? What is he talking about?
Null: I don't- he said you went to the wrong something- he-
Jace: Not a starbucks?
Null: The wrong- I don't know he just said you went to the wrong place.
Jace: (unintelligible)- what?
Null: I'm finding his exact words.
Jace: Listen, listen, I didn't go anywhere, My freaking mom sent me to freaking, PO box because, because freaking trolls send so much shit to our house that we have to get a fucking mail change to a PO box because I was getting gay pornographies in my mail address and now I have to drive, ok to get that mail and my mom told me to do that as an errand because I was on good behaviour and I did that and (gabble) and I was praying to the Lord (gabble) Jesus Christ our saviour in heaven who art (unintelligible) in Brazil, the statue of our Lord and such as. That is why I am online and now talking to you, and such as because of that one single fact, and that fact is the fact that, I was supposed to be away from my Mom, so that I could talk to someone and not have my Mom interrupt me or bullshit me or be egregiously (?) annoyed to me. Nyehnyehnyeh, you're fired from Deagle Nation. Ok?
Null: He said, 'I haven't done anything today. I'm content to let this play out on Twitter.
Besides he's at the wrong UConn campus anyways.' He said he wants you to talk to him over Twitter.
Jace: I can't talk over Twitter, I'm freaking going on a freaking highway. Ok I'm-
Null: Pull over and, go to the McDonalds or something and talk to him from there.
Jace: I can't because my Mom will be suspicious that I get back late. And my Mom- because then my Mom will think that I went and I freakin' smoke weed with Kyle and I didn't even do that.
Null: But if you're driving at 90mph, I mean you should have, some time to you know pull over and get like a cheeseburger.
Jace: Ok yeah but listen up, listen up, listen to this single content. Ok if I, I, I'm not going to risk that because I have been on a good streak ok? I have been on a good streak right now and it's- it's like a care package, like in COD, like you get a good streak for a good score and I've been doing that but with Jesus and my Mom is trying to CENSOR my lifestyle because of my persecuted belief systems that she is infringing upon my right ok. Such as, which is a form of slavery and that is why I am on here, and Matt I wanted to talk to Matt about the universe and life and HE HASNT BEEN ANSWERING HIS SKYPE CALL and I, I am going to hold someone responsible and guess what? It's not going to be, be me, ok? It's going to be my Mom and it's gonna be you so. So that's all water under the bridge buddy, ok.
Null: Well, I did try. You know people are concerned-
Jace: Ok. Ok Josh, why don't you reach for the cookie(?). (sobs) Ok ?to wait because it? just crumbled, right in front of your very eyes ok?
Null: That's not fair
Jace: That's reality! That's the cold hard truth! Ok, that you can't swallow, that, that's the hard pill to swallow, then maybe you'll have better, better luck with just, just get-get-getting the brain(?)- Ok I'm sorry, (unitellible) I didn't really mean to say that. I'm sorry Josh, I'm sorry Josh,
Null: Uhhh, it's ok.
Jace: I didn't mean to say that.
Null: It's ok, people are just worried because you disappeared and you know that makes people sad.
Jace: I just disappear like Tupac ok? And guess what, Tupac freaking disappeared, he freaking came back bitch because he Machiavelli and I'm freaking Machiavelli. And what I'm gonna do, is I'm going to shave my head and go bald so that my Mom doesn't even recognise me and then I'm going to come back and I'm going to be a NEW PERSON and do new stuff and do everything different because, then my Mom won't even know because it's like incognito and it's like change your identity and that's like what Tupac did because- but he's black and I'm white and he has a shaved head. And that then, if I do that I'll be like the white Tupac except,I'll be the white Machiavelli because I'll come back from the dead after three days and that's why, the seven day theory is an album by Machiavelli (unintelligible) where he talked about coming back from the dead and I'm going to be a new person (unintelligible) ok, ok, bye Josh bye.
Null: Bye, bye.
Jace: That's gay, dude!
Null: (Laughs) Sorry, I'm just like-(laughs). How were you going to shave your head and get away from your Mom? Like how, how do you pay for stuff? Like the-
Jace: I'm going to live in Eli's cottage!
Null: Oh.
Jace: I'm going to move in with Eli. I'm going to move in with Eli. When- and I'm going to bring him back so that he lets me move in. Annnnndddd I'm going to deal with the cats and mice and the holes in the walls and everything and, I'm going to get, get the weed out of the cottage so that the cops don't bust it down. I'm just going to because, because, because, I don't need money because I have welfare anyway because- So I'm just going to move in with Eli because he's going to let me move in and, I'll just put my bed and bring all my gaming and I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when my Mom doesn't know because, because she's trying to lock me down on lock-down. And I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when she doesn't know and she's going to try to call the cops on me and the cops arn't going to find anything because I'm white Machiavelli and they won't even recognise me because of white shaved head (unintelligible).Like Walter White from Breaking Bad except, ok, instead of, instead of like meth I have weed because, I grow weed in Eli's cottage to make money, spend it on video games. Ok, Peace. (Unintelligible).
Null: That's a pretty solid plan, but does Eli know, that you're moving in?
Jace: (Pause) No.
Null: You should probably tell him first.
Jace: Well, yeah but he's staying with his fucking, gran-gran-grandfather and right now I think he's in a precarious situation because his Mom doesn't even know that he, he he's over there because if she knew then she would fucking freak the fuck out because, he was supposed to be there for like the last few months and he's just been sitting in like a hole in the ground (?) and just sleeping with a bunch of gross hookers and I think he has an STD now or something because he told me on the phone. He's just over there and what happened was it got really complicated and I don't want to get into it right now but basically- I can't contact him because that would put his life in peril because if he gets kicked out, then he could be forced to United States and fail the mission and that's mission failed like the Metal Gear Solid game that I tried to play, the First Metal gear Solid game but I couldn't play it because I couldn't get past the Psycho Mantis boss fight because what kept happening is, the guy kept glitching-out and the guy kept teleporting around and I couldn't shoot him because the game was gay and it was made by a bunch of Japs and Japs can't program games or something because their just being stupid all the time and- Ok I don't know what I was talking about.
Null: It's ok. So stay safe and keep us informed ok?
Jace: I'll hang up now.
Jace: Joshuaaaaaa
Null: He said- you went to the wrong one.
Jace: Ok listen to me... Listen to me Mr Content. Is, is is, he online on the Skype now at this very moment <breath from null> in time in the world of our Lord 2-0-14, that is....(unintelligible) 2014 eastern standard time EST. Ok is he on or what?
Null: He's-
Jace: JOSH!!!
Null: He's not on Skype and he said that, he can't do anything to help you cause you went to the wrong university.
Jace: Because I what?
Null: You went to the wrong campus. He said you went to the wrong uni--
Jace: On what campus? What is he talking about?
Null: I don't- he said you went to the wrong something- he-
Jace: Not a starbucks?
Null: The wrong- I don't know he just said you went to the wrong place.
Jace: (unintelligible)- what?
Null: I'm finding his exact words.
Jace: Listen, listen, I didn't go anywhere, My freaking mom sent me to freaking, PO box because, because freaking trolls send so much shit to our house that we have to get a fucking mail change to a PO box because I was getting gay pornographies in my mail address and now I have to drive, ok to get that mail and my mom told me to do that as an errand because I was on good behaviour and I did that and (gabble) and I was praying to the Lord (gabble) Jesus Christ our saviour in heaven who art (unintelligible) in Brazil, the statue of our Lord and such as. That is why I am online and now talking to you, and such as because of that one single fact, and that fact is the fact that, I was supposed to be away from my Mom, so that I could talk to someone and not have my Mom interrupt me or bullshit me or be egregiously (?) annoyed to me. Nyehnyehnyeh, you're fired from Deagle Nation. Ok?
Null: He said, 'I haven't done anything today. I'm content to let this play out on Twitter.
Besides he's at the wrong UConn campus anyways.' He said he wants you to talk to him over Twitter.
Jace: I can't talk over Twitter, I'm freaking going on a freaking highway. Ok I'm-
Null: Pull over and, go to the McDonalds or something and talk to him from there.
Jace: I can't because my Mom will be suspicious that I get back late. And my Mom- because then my Mom will think that I went and I freakin' smoke weed with Kyle and I didn't even do that.
Null: But if you're driving at 90mph, I mean you should have, some time to you know pull over and get like a cheeseburger.
Jace: Ok yeah but listen up, listen up, listen to this single content. Ok if I, I, I'm not going to risk that because I have been on a good streak ok? I have been on a good streak right now and it's- it's like a care package, like in COD, like you get a good streak for a good score and I've been doing that but with Jesus and my Mom is trying to CENSOR my lifestyle because of my persecuted belief systems that she is infringing upon my right ok. Such as, which is a form of slavery and that is why I am on here, and Matt I wanted to talk to Matt about the universe and life and HE HASNT BEEN ANSWERING HIS SKYPE CALL and I, I am going to hold someone responsible and guess what? It's not going to be, be me, ok? It's going to be my Mom and it's gonna be you so. So that's all water under the bridge buddy, ok.
Null: Well, I did try. You know people are concerned-
Jace: Ok. Ok Josh, why don't you reach for the cookie(?). (sobs) Ok ?to wait because it? just crumbled, right in front of your very eyes ok?
Null: That's not fair
Jace: That's reality! That's the cold hard truth! Ok, that you can't swallow, that, that's the hard pill to swallow, then maybe you'll have better, better luck with just, just get-get-getting the brain(?)- Ok I'm sorry, (unitellible) I didn't really mean to say that. I'm sorry Josh, I'm sorry Josh,
Null: Uhhh, it's ok.
Jace: I didn't mean to say that.
Null: It's ok, people are just worried because you disappeared and you know that makes people sad.
Jace: I just disappear like Tupac ok? And guess what, Tupac freaking disappeared, he freaking came back bitch because he Machiavelli and I'm freaking Machiavelli. And what I'm gonna do, is I'm going to shave my head and go bald so that my Mom doesn't even recognise me and then I'm going to come back and I'm going to be a NEW PERSON and do new stuff and do everything different because, then my Mom won't even know because it's like incognito and it's like change your identity and that's like what Tupac did because- but he's black and I'm white and he has a shaved head. And that then, if I do that I'll be like the white Tupac except,I'll be the white Machiavelli because I'll come back from the dead after three days and that's why, the seven day theory is an album by Machiavelli (unintelligible) where he talked about coming back from the dead and I'm going to be a new person (unintelligible) ok, ok, bye Josh bye.
Null: Bye, bye.
Jace: That's gay, dude!
Null: (Laughs) Sorry, I'm just like-(laughs). How were you going to shave your head and get away from your Mom? Like how, how do you pay for stuff? Like the-
Jace: I'm going to live in Eli's cottage!
Null: Oh.
Jace: I'm going to move in with Eli. I'm going to move in with Eli. When- and I'm going to bring him back so that he lets me move in. Annnnndddd I'm going to deal with the cats and mice and the holes in the walls and everything and, I'm going to get, get the weed out of the cottage so that the cops don't bust it down. I'm just going to because, because, because, I don't need money because I have welfare anyway because- So I'm just going to move in with Eli because he's going to let me move in and, I'll just put my bed and bring all my gaming and I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when my Mom doesn't know because, because she's trying to lock me down on lock-down. And I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when she doesn't know and she's going to try to call the cops on me and the cops arn't going to find anything because I'm white Machiavelli and they won't even recognise me because of white shaved head (unintelligible).Like Walter White from Breaking Bad except, ok, instead of, instead of like meth I have weed because, I grow weed in Eli's cottage to make money, spend it on video games. Ok, Peace. (Unintelligible).
Null: That's a pretty solid plan, but does Eli know, that you're moving in?
Jace: (Pause) No.
Null: You should probably tell him first.
Jace: Well, yeah but he's staying with his fucking, gran-gran-grandfather and right now I think he's in a precarious situation because his Mom doesn't even know that he, he he's over there because if she knew then she would fucking freak the fuck out because, he was supposed to be there for like the last few months and he's just been sitting in like a hole in the ground (?) and just sleeping with a bunch of gross hookers and I think he has an STD now or something because he told me on the phone. He's just over there and what happened was it got really complicated and I don't want to get into it right now but basically- I can't contact him because that would put his life in peril because if he gets kicked out, then he could be forced to United States and fail the mission and that's mission failed like the Metal Gear Solid game that I tried to play, the First Metal gear Solid game but I couldn't play it because I couldn't get past the Psycho Mantis boss fight because what kept happening is, the guy kept glitching-out and the guy kept teleporting around and I couldn't shoot him because the game was gay and it was made by a bunch of Japs and Japs can't program games or something because their just being stupid all the time and- Ok I don't know what I was talking about.
Null: It's ok. So stay safe and keep us informed ok?
Jace: I'll hang up now.
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- 22 Lip 2013
That's best case scenario, worst case...he ends up in north end.
It's UConn not Yukon. Which, if he's in Hartford there's only one branch, he probably means West Hartford.
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