Jace calls JOOOOOSH, rants incomprehensibly about how he is White Tupac.

[Null]

help me please

Spoiler: Call Transcript, originally posted on Page 2

Sitrep:

• Jace is on a rewards system again.
• They are now using a P.O. Box to receive mail, because their home address is the target of too many pranks.
• He intends on moving in to somebody's shed while they're with his grandparents.
• I do not get a cookie.

Head's up: Like with the call to Moleman, you can hear my breathing in this because the mic was positioned like, directly under my nostril. Sorry. It's not as bad after the first 30 seconds.

No fucking way can I provide a transcript.


[10:53:32 AM] Null: I got a hold of him, I can tell you what he said
[10:56:29 AM] *** Call to Jace Connors, busy. ***
[11:09:31 AM] Jace Connors: JOSH YOUR FIRED
[11:09:38 AM] Null: I TOLD YOU
[11:09:38 AM] Jace Connors: FUCK OF
[11:09:41 AM] Null: I CONTACTED MATT
[11:09:43 AM] Null: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
[11:10:00 AM] Null: Call to Jace Connors, busy.
[11:10:03 AM] Null: You hung up on me
[11:10:14 AM] Jace Connors: BECAUSE I WAA FREAKING DRIVEING
[11:10:21 AM] Jace Connors: 90MPH
[11:10:21 AM] Null: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU WHAT MATT SAID
[11:10:33 AM] *** Missed call from Jace Connors. ***
[11:10:39 AM] *** Call from Jace Connors, duration 06:19. ***


And to elaborate...

• I haven't spoken to Jace since Livestream #2.
• I didn't ask for this. Nobody hooked me up.
• I was literally about to go to bed when I get a call from Jace out of fucking nowhere.
• He immediately requests the address of a starbucks in Hartford, CT.
• There's like 18. I ask which one. He wants the one with Matt.
• He doesn't explain who Matt is but eventually reveals he's referring to FlyAwayNow.
• I spam the board to look for FAN.
• FAN says he's not getting involved.
• Call #2, which I'm more prepared for.

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[CatParty]

get on skype

 

[Arctic]

Sounds like some super secret mod business right here.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

No trolling plans.

 

[Null]

Sounds like some super secret mod business right here.

Jace just called me for the first time in half a year to scream that he needed FaN and I have no idea what's going on

 

[Night Terror]

MATT GET ON SKYPE
MATT

 

[Arctic]

What the heck is going on?

 

[Le Bateleur]

get on skype

Stop getting mad.

 

[Night Terror]

uhhhhhh

 

[FlyAwayNow]

What the hell?

 

[Null]

What the hell?

help

 

[WWWWolf]

You... you are all saying fast things.

FAN is good at saying logical things moderately slowly.

Be careful out there and don't end up in huge verbal accidents, okay?

 

[FlyAwayNow]

I don't know what's going on, so I'm in as much in the dark as anyone. I'm sure Null has a head on the situation.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Maybe Jace wants some input on whether or not he should get his taint pierced.

 

[NeetBoy]

Now he's deleting his tweets. Operation Media Outreach seems to have ended in failure.

 

[Kosher Dill]

For the love of God, just let him move in with you already. There's no sense in delaying the inevitable.

 

[BillRiley]

I suggest we all panic in an orderly fashion.

 

[CasualWhimsicott]

I think he wants to express his secret homo love for FAN since Tyce ditched him and they had a nasty breakup.

 

[BT 075]

For the love of God, just let him move in with you already. There's no sense in delaying the inevitable.

I ship that.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Record it