Jace calls JOOOOOSH, rants incomprehensibly about how he is White Tupac.

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Sitrep:
  • Jace is on a rewards system again.
  • They are now using a P.O. Box to receive mail, because their home address is the target of too many pranks.
  • He intends on moving in to somebody's shed while they're with his grandparents.
  • I do not get a cookie.

Head's up: Like with the call to Moleman, you can hear my breathing in this because the mic was positioned like, directly under my nostril. Sorry. It's not as bad after the first 30 seconds.

No fucking way can I provide a transcript.


[10:53:32 AM] Null: I got a hold of him, I can tell you what he said
[10:56:29 AM] *** Call to Jace Connors, busy. ***
[11:09:31 AM] Jace Connors: JOSH YOUR FIRED
[11:09:38 AM] Null: I TOLD YOU
[11:09:38 AM] Jace Connors: FUCK OF
[11:09:41 AM] Null: I CONTACTED MATT
[11:09:43 AM] Null: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
[11:10:00 AM] Null: Call to Jace Connors, busy.
[11:10:03 AM] Null: You hung up on me
[11:10:14 AM] Jace Connors: BECAUSE I WAA FREAKING DRIVEING
[11:10:21 AM] Jace Connors: 90MPH
[11:10:21 AM] Null: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU WHAT MATT SAID
[11:10:33 AM] *** Missed call from Jace Connors. ***
[11:10:39 AM] *** Call from Jace Connors, duration 06:19. ***


And to elaborate...
  • I haven't spoken to Jace since Livestream #2.
  • I didn't ask for this. Nobody hooked me up.
  • I was literally about to go to bed when I get a call from Jace out of fucking nowhere.
  • He immediately requests the address of a starbucks in Hartford, CT.
  • There's like 18. I ask which one. He wants the one with Matt.
  • He doesn't explain who Matt is but eventually reveals he's referring to FlyAwayNow.
  • I spam the board to look for FAN.
  • FAN says he's not getting involved.
  • Call #2, which I'm more prepared for.
 
axcel powiedział(a):
Wow. He's DEFINITELY off his fucking meds again.
Can FAN explain why he was supposed to be meeting Jace.

Also, you forgot that Jace is going to shave his head so his mom doesn't recognize him.
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He explains in the call. He was leaving the house and had time to talk to someone, and wanted to talk to FAN "about the Universe and life".
 
Oh wow. I thought maybe there was something more specific. Turns out it's just random schizophrenia.

Honestly, the fact that he asked to randomly meet FAN just reinforces that Jace doesn't really have any real life friends that will put up with him anymore.
 
axcel powiedział(a):
Oh wow. I thought maybe there was something more specific. Turns out it's just random schizophrenia.
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A magnificent piece of it though. I really loved how he jumped from "If I get Eli back home right now it's 'Mission failed'" to "I tried playing MGS 1 but I couldn't get past Psycho Mantis". I know that it's already been known that Jace looks at the world like a video game, but it's always interesting to get that confirmed this bluntly.
 
I don't think I've ever hear anybody talk so fast in my life! I didn't think that was possible

Oh yeah, and that part he is stuck on in Metal Gear Solid, you have to physically switch the controller out of port 1 and into port 2, so Psycho Mantis "can't read your mind". Colonol on the codec keeps telling you to do that
 
God, he's absolutely insane isn't he? He's a dead set madman.At least if he ever kills someone he's got like a treasure trove of evidence to prove he's not guilty by reason of insanity.
I didn't think we'd be hearing from him this soon, but there you go, always unpredictable.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:

Null - do you mind if I rehost this call? I don't want to do it without your blessing since it's, you know, not like you planned this out.
 
Null powiedział(a):
He intends on moving in to somebody's shed while they're with his grandparents.
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Is he moving into the MICIS weed shack after all? XD

I don't know why he's going to Hartford, seeing as there's absolutely nothing of interest there. Maybe he can go visit the kids' science museum while freaking out.
 
Well, here's all I could get from it...

Getting gay porn mail makes Commander Jace cry.

TerrorMommy makes Jace go to their POBox.

YOU'RE FIRED FROM DEAGLE NATION!

Jace has been on a good streak for Jesus.

Jace is a slave to TerrorMommy.

Jace is holding you and his mommy responsible.

There is no cookie!

Tupac is the black Machiavelli and Jace is going to be the white Machiavelli.

Jace is gonna shave his head and bring back Eli. Eli will let him move into the weedshack where he'll remove all the plants and mice and fix all the holes in the walls. Jace is like Walter White with weed.

Eli is staying with his grandfather in Israel. EliMom doesn't know her 'tardling is there. Eli has an STD or something.

Japs can't program games.
 
axcel powiedział(a):
Come on guys, if you can raise hundreds to buy Chris a box of stuff he won't appreciate you can raise enough money to buy Null a cookie. Somebody set up a Paypal.
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If you give Null a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk.

I read a documentary on this a couple years ago and know where this is heading, and let me tell you, it's not good.
 
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