Jace calls JOOOOOSH, rants incomprehensibly about how he is White Tupac.

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Jace: JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Josh: [Jace is still screaming] He said you went to the wrong one.

Jace: e… okay listen to me con- listen to me Mr. Content is-is he online on this skype right now in the world of our lord 2’OH FOURTEEN that i- the *Jace starts breaking up* 14 EASTERN STANDARD TIME E-S-T, okay is he on or what? *Josh tries to say something* Is he on Skype? JOSH?

Josh: He’s not on Skype and he said he can’t do anything to help you because you went to the wrong university.

Jace: Cause I what?

Josh: You went to the wrong campus, he said he went to the wrong u-

Jace: *inaudible possibly He* didn’t go to a campus what is he talking about?

Josh: He said he went to the wrong something. He…Jace: The one with Starbucks?

Josh: I don’t know he just said he went to the wrong place. *Jace is making noises as this happens*

Jace: *breaking up/inaudible*

Josh: I’m finding his exact words

Jace: Listen, listen I didn’t go anywhere, my freaking mom sent me to *inaudible* freaking P.O. box because, because so many freaking trolls send us so much shit to our house that we have to get our fucking mail through a P.O. box because I was getting gay pornographies in my mail adress and now I have to drive okay to get that mail and my mom told me to do that as an errand because I was on good behavior and I did that (it gets tricky here) and now I have been spiritful of Jesus H. Christ our lord and savior and heaven through our pre-historian Victorian Brazil, the statue of our lord and such as. It is why I am online and talking to you such as because of the one single fact and that is the fact that I was supposed to be away from my mom so I could talk to someone and not have my mom interrupt me or bullshit me or just being annoying to me and ny-ny-ny-ny-ny and you’re fired from Deagle Nation! Okay

Josh: He said I haven’t done anything today. I’m content to let this play out on twitter besides he’s at the wrong U-Con campus anyways. He said for you to talk to him over twitter.

Jace: I can’t talk over twitter, I’m freaking going on a freaking highway

Josh: Well pull over and go to the McDonalds or something and talk to him from there.

Jace: *inaudible* my mom will be suspicious that I get back late. and my mom because my mom will think that I and then my mom will think that I freaking went and smoked weed with Kyle and I didn’t even do that.

Josh: But if you’re driving at 90 miles per hour you should have time to pull over and get a cheese burger.

Jace: Okay yeah but listen, listen up, listen up, listen to this single content okay if I- if I’m not going to risk that because I have been on a good streak okay? I have been on a good streak right now and it’s like a care package like-like in COD you get a good streak for good score and I have been doing that but with Jesus and my mom is trying to censor my lifestyle because of my persecuted belief systems that she is infringing on my belief systems that she is infringing upon my right okay such as which is a form of slavery and that is why I am on here and Matt I wanted to talk to Matt about the universe and life and he hasn’t been answering his Skype call and I-I-I’m going to be holding some responsible and guess what? It’s not going to be me okay, it’s going to be my mom and it’s going to be you and that’s all water under the bridge okay buddy?

Josh: Well I did try y’know people are concerned

Jace: Okay Li-okay Josh Why don’t you reach for a cookie okay to wait i-it just crumbled in right in front of your very eyes okay?

Josh: That’s not fair-

Jace: That’s reality, that’s the cold hard truth and if you can’t swallow that, if that’s a hard pill to swallow then maybe you’ll have better luck with just get-get-getting that brain okay I’m sorry I didn’t mean to say that okay I’m sorry Josh, I’m sorry Josh

Josh: It’s okay. It’s okay people are just worried because you disappeared and that makes people sad

Jace: I disappeared like 2-pac okay? and guess what 2-pac freaking disappeared he freaking came back bitch he’s freaking Machiavellian I’m freaking Machiavelli and what I’m going to do is I’m going to shave my head and go bacld so my mom doesnt even recognize me and I’m going to come back and be a new person and-and do new stuff and do everything different because then my mom wont even know because it’s like incognito and it’s like change your identity and that’s like what 2-pac did becau he’s balck and I’m white and he has a shaved head and then if I do that then I’ll be like the white 2-pac except I’ll be the white Machiavelli because I’ll come back from the dead after three days and that’s why the “Seven Day Theory” is an album by Machiavelli where he goes and talks about how he came back from the dead and are gonna be a new aaa-a-a-a-a-a okay bye Josh, bye

Josh: Bye- bye

Jace: That's gay dude

Josh: sorry I just feel like how-how-if you shave your head and get away from your mom how are you like going to pay for stuff.

Jace: I’m going to live in Eli’s cottage!

Josh: Oh

Jace: I’m going to move in with Eli. I’m going to move in with Eli and I’m going to bring him back so he lets me move in aaaaaand I’m going to deal with the cats and the mice and the holes in the wall and everything and get get the weed out of the cottage so the cops don’t bust it down I’m just gonna cause, cause cause cause I don’t need money I have welfare anyway so I’m just going to move in with Eli cause he’s going to let me move in and just put my bed in there and put in my gaming and sneak out in the middle of the night while mom doesn’t know cause she’s trying to lock me down on lockdown and I’m going to sneak out in the middle of the night while she doesn’t know and she’s going to try and call the cops on me and the cops aren’t going to find anything cause I’m white Machiavellian and they wont even know because of white shaved head and I’m like Walter white from Breaking Bad okay instead of instead of meth I have weed like I grow weed in Eli’s cottage and spend money on video games.

Josh: That’s a pretty solid plan but does Eli know you’re moving in?

Jace: No.

Josh: You should probably tell him first.

Jace: Yeah, yeah well he’s staying with his fucking grand-grand-grandfather and right now I think he’s in a vicarious situation cause his mom doesn’t even fucking know that he-he-he’s over there because if she knows then she’s going to fucking freak the fuck out because he was supposed to be there for the past three months and he’s just been sitting and whoring around and just sleeping with a bunch of gross hookers and I think he has an STD now or something i think cause he told me that on the phone. He-he’s just over there aa-and what happened was it just got really complicated and I can't get into it right now because I can’t have contact with him because that will put his life in parral because if he gets kicked out then he can be forced to come back to the United States and fail the mission and that’s mission failed like in the Metal Gear Solid game that I tried to play, the first Metal Gear Solid game but IU couldn’t play it because I couldn’t get past the Psychomantis boss what happened is that it kept glitching out and that guy kept teleporting around and I couldn’t shoot him because the game way gay and made by a bunch of japs and the japs can’t program games or something because they’re just stupid okay well I don’t know what I was talking about.

Josh: It’s okay, just stay safe and keep us informed okay?

Jace: I’m hanging up now
I'm posting mine anyway because I love you all
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Wow he's talking fast like those old timey auctioneers. I have never really heard anyone talk that rapid.
 
I knew he'd come crawling back as his usual crazy ass self, one thing I noticed about Jace is that he'll at some point have a big breakdown and then will try to gather his composure and start to think about his life, saying he'll try to change his ways and improve, but after a few days he reverts back to the good ol' Commander Styker persona to start the cycle anew.
 
Jesus Christ, he's really off his meds. I really, really hope he doesn't end up hurting himself.
 
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I'm not sure if this was worth the effort, but here's my attempt at a transcript.

Jace: Joshuaaaaaa

Null: He said- you went to the wrong one.

Jace: Ok listen to me... Listen to me Mr Content. Is, is is, he online on the Skype now at this very moment <breath from null> in time in the world of our Lord 2-0-14, that is....(unintelligible) 2014 eastern standard time EST. Ok is he on or what?

Null: He's-

Jace: JOSH!!!

Null: He's not on Skype and he said that, he can't do anything to help you cause you went to the wrong university.

Jace: Because I what?

Null: You went to the wrong campus. He said you went to the wrong uni--

Jace: On what campus? What is he talking about?

Null: I don't- he said you went to the wrong something- he-

Jace: Not a starbucks?

Null: The wrong- I don't know he just said you went to the wrong place.

Jace: (unintelligible)- what?

Null: I'm finding his exact words.

Jace: Listen, listen, I didn't go anywhere, My freaking mom sent me to freaking, PO box because, because freaking trolls send so much shit to our house that we have to get a fucking mail change to a PO box because I was getting gay pornographies in my mail address and now I have to drive, ok to get that mail and my mom told me to do that as an errand because I was on good behaviour and I did that and (gabble) and I was praying to the Lord (gabble) Jesus Christ our saviour in heaven who art (unintelligible) in Brazil, the statue of our Lord and such as. That is why I am online and now talking to you, and such as because of that one single fact, and that fact is the fact that, I was supposed to be away from my Mom, so that I could talk to someone and not have my Mom interrupt me or bullshit me or be egregiously (?) annoyed to me. Nyehnyehnyeh, you're fired from Deagle Nation. Ok?

Null: He said, 'I haven't done anything today. I'm content to let this play out on Twitter.

Besides he's at the wrong UConn campus anyways.' He said he wants you to talk to him over Twitter.

Jace: I can't talk over Twitter, I'm freaking going on a freaking highway. Ok I'm-

Null: Pull over and, go to the McDonalds or something and talk to him from there.

Jace: I can't because my Mom will be suspicious that I get back late. And my Mom- because then my Mom will think that I went and I freakin' smoke weed with Kyle and I didn't even do that.

Null: But if you're driving at 90mph, I mean you should have, some time to you know pull over and get like a cheeseburger.

Jace: Ok yeah but listen up, listen up, listen to this single content. Ok if I, I, I'm not going to risk that because I have been on a good streak ok? I have been on a good streak right now and it's- it's like a care package, like in COD, like you get a good streak for a good score and I've been doing that but with Jesus and my Mom is trying to CENSOR my lifestyle because of my persecuted belief systems that she is infringing upon my right ok. Such as, which is a form of slavery and that is why I am on here, and Matt I wanted to talk to Matt about the universe and life and HE HASNT BEEN ANSWERING HIS SKYPE CALL and I, I am going to hold someone responsible and guess what? It's not going to be, be me, ok? It's going to be my Mom and it's gonna be you so. So that's all water under the bridge buddy, ok.

Null: Well, I did try. You know people are concerned-

Jace: Ok. Ok Josh, why don't you reach for the cookie(?). (sobs) Ok ?to wait because it? just crumbled, right in front of your very eyes ok?

Null: That's not fair

Jace: That's reality! That's the cold hard truth! Ok, that you can't swallow, that, that's the hard pill to swallow, then maybe you'll have better, better luck with just, just get-get-getting the brain(?)- Ok I'm sorry, (unitellible) I didn't really mean to say that. I'm sorry Josh, I'm sorry Josh,

Null: Uhhh, it's ok.

Jace: I didn't mean to say that.

Null: It's ok, people are just worried because you disappeared and you know that makes people sad.

Jace: I just disappear like Tupac ok? And guess what, Tupac freaking disappeared, he freaking came back bitch because he Machiavelli and I'm freaking Machiavelli. And what I'm gonna do, is I'm going to shave my head and go bald so that my Mom doesn't even recognise me and then I'm going to come back and I'm going to be a NEW PERSON and do new stuff and do everything different because, then my Mom won't even know because it's like incognito and it's like change your identity and that's like what Tupac did because- but he's black and I'm white and he has a shaved head. And that then, if I do that I'll be like the white Tupac except,I'll be the white Machiavelli because I'll come back from the dead after three days and that's why, the seven day theory is an album by Machiavelli (unintelligible) where he talked about coming back from the dead and I'm going to be a new person (unintelligible) ok, ok, bye Josh bye.

Null: Bye, bye.

Jace: That's gay, dude!

Null: (Laughs) Sorry, I'm just like-(laughs). How were you going to shave your head and get away from your Mom? Like how, how do you pay for stuff? Like the-

Jace: I'm going to live in Eli's cottage!

Null: Oh.

Jace: I'm going to move in with Eli. I'm going to move in with Eli. When- and I'm going to bring him back so that he lets me move in. Annnnndddd I'm going to deal with the cats and mice and the holes in the walls and everything and, I'm going to get, get the weed out of the cottage so that the cops don't bust it down. I'm just going to because, because, because, I don't need money because I have welfare anyway because- So I'm just going to move in with Eli because he's going to let me move in and, I'll just put my bed and bring all my gaming and I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when my Mom doesn't know because, because she's trying to lock me down on lock-down. And I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when she doesn't know and she's going to try to call the cops on me and the cops arn't going to find anything because I'm white Machiavelli and they won't even recognise me because of white shaved head (unintelligible).Like Walter White from Breaking Bad except, ok, instead of, instead of like meth I have weed because, I grow weed in Eli's cottage to make money, spend it on video games. Ok, Peace. (Unintelligible).

Null: That's a pretty solid plan, but does Eli know, that you're moving in?

Jace: (Pause) No.

Null: You should probably tell him first.

Jace: Well, yeah but he's staying with his fucking, gran-gran-grandfather and right now I think he's in a precarious situation because his Mom doesn't even know that he, he he's over there because if she knew then she would fucking freak the fuck out because, he was supposed to be there for like the last few months and he's just been sitting in like a hole in the ground (?) and just sleeping with a bunch of gross hookers and I think he has an STD now or something because he told me on the phone. He's just over there and what happened was it got really complicated and I don't want to get into it right now but basically- I can't contact him because that would put his life in peril because if he gets kicked out, then he could be forced to United States and fail the mission and that's mission failed like the \M/ETAL Gear Solid game that I tried to play, the First \M/ETAL gear Solid game but I couldn't play it because I couldn't get past the Psycho Mantis boss fight because what kept happening is, the guy kept glitching-out and the guy kept teleporting around and I couldn't shoot him because the game was gay and it was made by a bunch of Japs and Japs can't program games or something because their just being stupid all the time and- Ok I don't know what I was talking about.

Null: It's ok. So stay safe and keep us informed ok?

Jace: I'll hang up now.
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At 5:37 I think instead of "in like a hole in the ground", I think he says, "n' like, whoring around,". It would make sense given the following lines about hookers and STDS.
 
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Good transcript, can't have been easy. Thanks!

This, plus the previous references to meds and his general behaviour pretty much confirms for me that Jace has schizophrenia.

The "pre-historian Victorian" and "white shaved head/Walter White" parts demonstrate the clanging and loose association that are common symptoms of schizophrenia.

Jace's mind is like a car with faulty brakes and wonky steering; when it gets really bad he might be consciously trying to control his thinking but he isn't able to.
 
The Mackers powiedział(a):
Oh yeah, and that part he is stuck on in \M/ETAL Gear Solid, you have to physically switch the controller out of port 1 and into port 2, so Psycho Mantis "can't read your mind". Colonol on the codec keeps telling you to do that
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Jace often neglects to read (or listen to) the fine and/or BOLD print.
 
Descent powiedział(a):
Way back when he went to Hartford to assinate FAN at a Starbucks, he was driving by himself on a highway to go see his therapist, even though he had a suspended license.

I've got a hunch that Gail doesn't care about the well being of her son.
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I knew about him driving on his own, but there's a big difference between "secret driving, mom doesn't need to know" and "Jace go drive to the post office and check the mail."
 
I'm legitimately concerned about Jace. While he's been more delusional than this previously, this is one of the most manically schizophrenic states we've ever seen him in. He's clearly not getting the help he needs from his family, and he's lost access to the internet, which I'm starting to feel more and more is the only reliable place he's got to vent a lot of his more aggressive tendencies. Whether or not the internet is good for him in the long-term is debatable, but in the short term I'm seriously concerned that he could cause severe damage to himself and others before receiving any of the medical treatment he so clearly needs.
 
Protoman powiedział(a):
I'm legitimately concerned about Jace. While he's been more delusional than this previously, this is one of the most manically schizophrenic states we've ever seen him in. He's clearly not getting the help he needs from his family, and he's lost access to the internet, which I'm starting to feel more and more is the only reliable place he's got to vent a lot of his more aggressive tendencies. Whether or not the internet is good for him in the long-term is debatable, but in the short term I'm seriously concerned that he could cause severe damage to himself and others before receiving any of the medical treatment he so clearly needs.
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The big problem is Jace seems to be surrounded by sort of shitty people. Most of his friends are huge pieces of shit, his mom is extremely religious and doesn't seem to keep him taking his meds and getting mental help, and most of the people he interacts with on the web are there for the lulz. He has almost zero positive influences and I don't see that happening any time soon since most normal people don't want wacked out people hanging around like him. Not to mention he's also kind of a shitty person too making regular people want to hang out with him even less.

As it stands he's going to be stuck for a long time and it may take him doing something really dumb in public to get the attention he needs.
 
Zim powiedział(a):
The big problem is Jace seems to be surrounded by sort of shitty people. Most of his friends are huge pieces of shit, his mom is extremely religious and doesn't seem to keep him taking his meds and getting mental help, and most of the people he interacts with on the web are there for the lulz. He has almost zero positive influences and I don't see that happening any time soon since most normal people don't want wacked out people hanging around like him. Not to mention he's also kind of a shitty person too making regular people want to hang out with him even less.

As it stands he's going to be stuck for a long time and it may take him doing something really dumb in public to get the attention he needs.
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It's stupid to blame him mom for this. We don't know the facts of the situation. Jace clearly has issues. Newsflash: some people are just messed up. How do you think his mom feels having a crazy son? People keep saying "religious" mom as if her not being religious would help Jace.

There is no one but Jace to blame for his insanity, and if that is a result of natural mental illness, then blame nature.

Obviously we all hope things work out for everyone and that Jace keeps it together and ends up having a happy, normal life, but I always read on here people putting blame onto his mom, which I think is just wrong.

Not that it matters because we're all just spewing crap on an internet forum so whatever.
 
Zim powiedział(a):
The big problem is Jace seems to be surrounded by sort of shitty people. Most of his friends are huge pieces of shit, his mom is extremely religious and doesn't seem to keep him taking his meds and getting mental help, and most of the people he interacts with on the web are there for the lulz. He has almost zero positive influences and I don't see that happening any time soon since most normal people don't want wacked out people hanging around like him. Not to mention he's also kind of a shitty person too making regular people want to hang out with him even less.
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Exactly. And he withholds cookies from the few people who might actually care about helping him.

Which is to say, well, to the few people out there who might be interested in getting him to the help he actually needs (and can correctly identify the help he actually needs - it ain't more Jesus), instead of taking a step back and listening to them, Jace tries to use them to further his own insane immediate goals.
 
Descent powiedział(a):
Way back when he went to Hartford to assinate FAN at a Starbucks, he was driving by himself on a highway to go see his therapist, even though he had a suspended license.

I've got a hunch that Gail doesn't care about the well being of her son.
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I think shes flipflopping now. Seeing as PRIVLADGE POINTS got brought back up here, it seems she often flips between apathy and YOUNG MAN. Gail clearly cares about her kid. Shes just kinda... not that good at caring about her YOUNG MAN.

It's confirmed at this point that he is doing this because his BITCH MOM WITH STINKY CUNT is cracking down heavily on him. Something he did recently? Can only speculate. Jace is the kind of guy who if you try to get him in a stranglehold, he is just going to fight harder and harder to slip out of it and never really run out of energy doing so.
 
dalegribbler powiedział(a):
It's stupid to blame him mom for this. We don't know the facts of the situation. Jace clearly has issues. Newsflash: some people are just messed up. How do you think his mom feels having a crazy son? People keep saying "religious" mom as if her not being religious would help Jace.

There is no one but Jace to blame for his insanity, and if that is a result of natural mental illness, then blame nature.

Obviously we all hope things work out for everyone and that Jace keeps it together and ends up having a happy, normal life, but I always read on here people putting blame onto his mom, which I think is just wrong.

Not that it matters because we're all just spewing crap on an internet forum so whatever.
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Actually, if it's naturally occurring then we probably CAN blame his mom, since there's a 50% chance (or higher, if the gene is linked to the X chromosome) it's her fault. Like his baldness, which is 100% Gail's fault unless Jace has been taking roids.
 
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