Jace calls JOOOOOSH, rants incomprehensibly about how he is White Tupac.

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Don't worry Dude, I was being facetious. Anyone who thinks Jace is autistic doesn't know him very well.

Yeah, he doesn't have autism but he responds to it an insult so I think it's reached the "Chris is gay" point.

 

[MurcDusen]

Some of the people closer to the source might know a little more about this, but as far as speculation goes, Jace has no reason to lie about his diagnosis and it doesn't seem like something random his brain coughed up.

Could have been more clear, but my point wasn't that he lied about it or it's just something random he came up with, but rather that to him any mental disorder is just "schizophrenia".

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

There is no way Jace hasn't be diagnose schitzo. They didn't put him on Abilify for nothing.

Also treated for bipolar, and Jace's quick talking could be him in a full blown manic state as compared to his depressive state in the chill zone stream

 

[Broder Daniel]

Am I blind or is there no link to this?

 

[Null]

Am I blind or is there no link to this?

"Call to Jace Connors" is a link.

http://static.kiwifarms.net/public/audio/parkourdude91_2014-11-07_11-10-39.mp3

 

[A-№1]

I know that most people consider Jace a schizophrenic, and not that I disagree with this generalization, but I really do think that this phone call is a textbook example of bipolar mania. Due to circumstances in my own life, I have had quite a bit of experience with crazy people who have similar symptoms as Jace.

Jace reminds me as well at times of other bipolar people I've known. However I'm not going to say that that's the only thing wrong with him, or even that that's in itself an accurate diagnosis. There are simply too many unknowns, such as what recreational substances Jace had been partaking of before the call, for any sort of accurate armchair diagnosis.

While it's fun to speculate on just what Jace's particular disorders are, given the reliability of our sources on him it's likely we'll never know for certain. We will probably have to speak directly with whatever doctor made the diagnosis to be certain, and patient privilege makes that unlikely.

To be honest, however, the matter is largely academic. We don't really need to know what is specifically wrong with Jace. What we do know for a certain about him right now is already sufficient. To wit:

• That boy ain't right.
• With the correct medication regimen he can be almost right.

We don't even need to know what that prescribed medication is. We just need to encourage Jace to stay on it while trying to get him to curb his more extreme self destructive behaviors. Yes, I know watching Jace act out is amusing, but I would personally rather be able to get years of quiet lols with him than one big, spectacular trainwreck chimpout.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

It is possible for people with schizophrenia to experience mania, trust me I know from experience. There is also a possibility Jace could be Schizo-affective. Also people also need to take into account that Jace also uses drugs and alcohol which could amplify his mental condition.

 

[The Dude]

So does this mean Jace will be moving in with @Null instead of @FlyAwayNow?

 

[KingofManga420]

So does this mean Jace will be moving in with @Null instead of @FlyAwayNow?

My autism prevents me from accepting this as it counters my OTP, but my normal side is cool with it for the potential hilarity.

 

[4Macie]

"Call to Jace Connors" is a link.

http://static.kiwifarms.net/public/audio/parkourdude91_2014-11-07_11-10-39.mp3

Null , omg null. You poor thing. Omg. How do you NOT go insane?
I was going to sacrifice myself for the greater good and transcribe this... but now, after hearing it... I'm scared. Does Jace even BREATHE during this conversation? It's like the longest, fastest run on sentence I've ever heard.

 

[Null]

Whenever he spoke I would tune out and think of to say next to keep it going. I'm there only about the first few words into each response.

 

[Protoman]

I was going to try and write a transcript of this whole thing that attempted to rephrase Jace's ramblings into something more comprehensible. I gave up when I got to the 'white Machiavelli' rant. It's just too much. I can follow his train of thought, for better or for worse, but I don't know if I can boil it down into a coherent statement that makes any sense.

 

[SmugTomato]

Whenever he spoke I would tune out and think of to say next to keep it going. I'm there only about the first few words into each response.

I bet your respect for FAN has increased dramatically. How he keeps a level voice during that I don't know.

 

[A-№1]

Whenever he spoke I would tune out and think of to say next to keep it going. I'm there only about the first few words into each response.

Admittedly Jace didn't give you much opportunity to say anything, including saying anything wrong, but what little you did get to say was absolutely correct. You didn't try to use this as an opportunity to fuck with him. You weren't insulting. You weren't condescending. You just told him the straight up truth as best you could and tried to keep his train of thought from going too off the rails. Asking him if Eli knew of his Grand Plan was masterful; it kept the conversation grounded in a little reality and still resulted in some interesting new content out of Jace just by letting him respond and run with it. It reminded me a lot of Alec in the Alec Calls, actually.

Seriously, people, this is how you interact with lolcows. It might be a good idea to have an archive somewhere with examples like this for would-be trolls to learn from. And possibly examples of how not to do it as well. But then maybe I'm being a little optimistic hoping weens will lurk moar before leaping into things.

 

[Payday]

I was going to try and write a transcript of this whole thing that attempted to rephrase Jace's ramblings into something more comprehensible. I gave up when I got to the 'white Machiavelli' rant. It's just too much. I can follow his train of thought, for better or for worse, but I don't know if I can boil it down into a coherent statement that makes any sense.

Spoiler: What I think you were trying to do?

Jace: JOSHUA?

Josh: He said you went to the wrong one.

Jace: Okay, listen to me, is Matt online?

Josh: No, he said he went to the wrong university

Jace: What?

Josh: He said he went to the wrong something

Jace: The one with Starbucks?

Josh: I don’t know he just said he went to the wrong place. I’m finding his exact words

Jace: Listen, I didn’t go anywhere, my mother sent me to the post office to pick up our mail from the P.O. box, which we have to use because people keep sending me gay pornography. This was the errand I was sent out to do because I’m doing good because I pray to Jesus everyday. This is also why I’m online right now, however I wish I was talking to Matt so I could discuss life and shit.

Josh: He said I haven’t done anything today. I’m content to let this play out on twitter besides he’s at the wrong U-Con campus anyways. He said for you to talk to him over twitter.

Jace: I can’t talk to him on Twitter I’m driving down the highway.

Josh: Well pull over and go to the McDonalds or something and talk to him from there

Jace: I can’t do that because my mother will get suspicious and believe that i stopped for weed which I didn’t do.

Josh: But if you’re driving at 90 miles per hour you should have time to pull over and get a cheese burger.

Jace: I can’t do that because I’m on good streak and I don’t want to ruin that. I blame you and my mother for this.

Josh: Well I did try y’know people are concerned

Jace: Well have you ever reached for a cookie and gotten it only for it to crumble right in front of you? That’s what is happening to me right now. That’s life, can’t deal with it then fuck off. Listen I’m sorry about that, I didn’t mean to say that.

Josh: It’s okay. It’s okay people are just worried because you disappeared and that makes people sad

Jace: Well I disappeared like Tupac and I’m going to come back like Tupac but as the white Machiavelli. No one will ever know that I’m actually Machiavelli. Well bye Josh

Josh: Bye bye

Jace: That's gay dude

Josh: sorry I just feel like how-how-if you shave your head and get away from your mom how are you like going to pay for stuff.

Jace: I’m going to live in Eli’s cottage!

Josh: Oh

Jace: I’m going to bring back Eli and move in with him. I’m going to sneak out in the middle of the night and move in with Eli.

Josh: That’s a pretty solid plan but does Eli know you’re moving in?

Jace: No.

Josh: You should probably tell him first.

Jace: Well he’s currently staying with his grandfather and has an STD from having sex with dirty hookers. I can’t have contact with him because that puts his life in danger because if he gets kicked out he could be forced back to the U.S. and fail the mission. This is like when I fucking sucked at Metal Gear Solid.

Josh: Keep in contact

Jace: I’m hanging up now

 

[Null]

I think I mentioned this before but he didn't say "it's gay." He said "that's gay, dude" for saying "bye-bye" instead of something macho like "orders received tactical withdraw from teleconference" or something.

 

[4Macie]

I think I mentioned this before but he didn't say "it's gay." He said "that's gay, dude" for saying "bye-bye" instead of something macho like "orders received tactical withdraw from teleconference" or something.

So first he fires you (that's what he said right? 'you're fired from ____'), then he doesn't let you have a cookie, and then he's moving in with Eli.... who he can't actually contact because he sucks at metal gear solid...

I don't even..... Null, you deserve a cookie.

 

[Null]

So first he fires you (that's what he said right? 'you're fired from ____'), then he doesn't let you have a cookie, and then he's moving in with Eli.... who he can't actually contact because he sucks at \M/ETAL gear solid...

I don't even..... Null, you deserve a cookie.

Nah, he apologized. He was just stressed.

 

[The Dude]

Nah, he apologized. He was just stressed.

We all get stressed bro. You, me, Chris, Jace, everyone man.