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[UERISIMILITUDO]

First of all, that is clearly an ancient fort utilized during the hypergalactic wars, hidden from us via it's psychotronic manipulation of our brains.

Israel is like real life UTTP

Happy 250th Anniversary of United States, Well, Here I am. There is time about addressing the problem about the Jews and this is what been going on there and here i go.

Ah yes the "Third Time's the Charm" school of engineering.

I think we made great progress today but unfortunately we are out of time for this session.

he alternates between this shirt, band shirts, and his unoffensive akira shirt. which he wore at the birth of all of our children, for reasons unknown to me.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

She will find Amberlynn ancestral home. The source of all the fatness in the universe. The Holy Grail of Lard.

 

[Mr. Hands]

remember, Dopin thinks otherwise! he thinks only HE can summarily judge a retards penis, and if you don't let him, he's gonna send Lisa to google your name.

I'm going to dig up Niggerlina's dead dad and make a bone chair out of him

 

[pro drivor]

this is how to get the coveted straight dick and convert men into being into being gay too

Hormones are running through nerd and autist communities like crack did in the ghettos.

There is a rumor/conspiracy theory going around that I’m actually a closeted gay man. It’s not really a rumor it’s true actually.

"Was dad watching gay porn again?"
"Yes, honey."

It's Howdy Poony Time!

 

[30+GameOvers]

Only Ethan Ralph could get so assblasted over people aloggin' him for not being able to touch his toes. Jesus.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is my reminder to continue not only improving my OPSEC but deleting any weird shit I might’ve liked publicly.

 

[Cnidarian]

"Hitler's eyes sparkle like diamonds. When he smiles at me I shiver with excitement. I want to be his friend. Does he want to be my friend? Hitler is the light of my life."

 

[SNEED.EXE]

If it was a mountain of Copenhagen cans I'd be a little more impressed in the roach before remembering that fucking diaperfur painting and wanting him dead again.

This is a prime example of why you should listen to Scientists, even if you think they are "soy".

I'd think that anyone who knows even the slightest bit about Venus knows that probably the closest thing to actual hell that exists, the atmosphere is almost 100 times Earth's, it's made of sulfuric acid, the land itself is just bare rock, the temperature is over 450°C, which is over the melting point of zinc, the sheer level of contrarianism you need to want to colonise Venus of all places is absurd. Unless we send all the jeets there

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

which, to be fair, if there's a thing to subject your entire nation to eternal hellfire over, sticking it to the frogs is probably it

But that’s not as funny. Deporting them to France is very funny.

I think this is the one person I think might genuinely benefit from a mental breakdown from cognitive dissonance.

Calling it "a photo of Shrek's penis" carries some wild implications:

1) It's a real photo
2) Thus, Shrek is real
3) Shrek definitely 100% has a penis
4) This was a real, honest to God photograph of Shrek jorkin' his hog
5) Shrek loves it. I mean that one's not directly implied but you can assume he's having a great time crankin' that hog
6) This blogger might face prison time because of Shrek's erect penis

Are you seriously going to let Shrek's cock be the most you know about him?

The only thing left is for his dad to call him a faggot.

we're in a pretty deep pit of ignorance right now, and many of you in this thread actively contribute to digging it deeper

Bitching about MAGA in your ass-eating manifesto.