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[UERISIMILITUDO]

First of all, that is clearly an ancient fort utilized during the hypergalactic wars, hidden from us via it's psychotronic manipulation of our brains.

Israel is like real life UTTP

Happy 250th Anniversary of United States, Well, Here I am. There is time about addressing the problem about the Jews and this is what been going on there and here i go.

Ah yes the "Third Time's the Charm" school of engineering.

I think we made great progress today but unfortunately we are out of time for this session.

he alternates between this shirt, band shirts, and his unoffensive akira shirt. which he wore at the birth of all of our children, for reasons unknown to me.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

She will find Amberlynn ancestral home. The source of all the fatness in the universe. The Holy Grail of Lard.

 

[Mr. Hands]

remember, Dopin thinks otherwise! he thinks only HE can summarily judge a retards penis, and if you don't let him, he's gonna send Lisa to google your name.

I'm going to dig up Niggerlina's dead dad and make a bone chair out of him

 

[pro drivor]

this is how to get the coveted straight dick and convert men into being into being gay too

Hormones are running through nerd and autist communities like crack did in the ghettos.

There is a rumor/conspiracy theory going around that I’m actually a closeted gay man. It’s not really a rumor it’s true actually.

"Was dad watching gay porn again?"
"Yes, honey."

It's Howdy Poony Time!

 

[30+GameOvers]

Only Ethan Ralph could get so assblasted over people aloggin' him for not being able to touch his toes. Jesus.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is my reminder to continue not only improving my OPSEC but deleting any weird shit I might’ve liked publicly.