random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Bitches love cannons.

I should acquire a cannon.

Being ruled by marxist eurocrat niggerphiles that want to see their own people raped and replaced and they think is funny, is a far more destructive event than the average incompetent bloodthirsty beaner cartel goverment or Mother Nature's Wrath. I learned this after unlocking perks in the Empathy skill tree.

He'd have an even sadder, lonelier existence without us.

The unkempt, graying beard really makes his lips look even more like a rutting baboon's asshole.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Dude, I've been gooning to porn since I was around 13 years old. Don't care if this is TMI. I'm just saying that I've gooned for over 15 years, and I've never developed an interest in body waste, guro, beastiality, and children.

Cut the puritanical crap. Watching porn, especially if it's tame stuff depicting normal sex, does not automatically mean you're a child predator. Let's not also blame the regular porn here, people.

Let's focus on calling out the pedos because they're fucking sick in the head, not start going on some campaign that ends up leading to basic and inoffensive porn getting axed off as well.

 

[Oh!]

We're all going to fucking die.

 

[Meat Target]

Why are you so opposed to the SAVE KIDS act? The Supplying Autonomous Vehicles for Exterminating, Killing, or Initiating Death act is vital for the economic wellbeing of the country! Think of the kids!

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Just cut off your fingers if you want to be ultra woke.

I'd say put them in front of a firing squad but they'd just fuckin absorb the bullets like Majin Buu

You have to pay Jewish money to get Jewish results.

If you're getting cucked by a middle schooler, first of all LMAO and second of all that female is not worth your time.

Teleporting is no fun

You can't talk about the secret FEMA tunnels connecting the Waffle Houses

But if yo baby boi doesn't catch a stray in the back of the dome, how else you ever gonna get that free money to buy yourself a new Lexus?

why are a 20 year old and 12 year old love rivals

Doctor shoots lawyer while civil engineers watch.

Listen, it's a sexatorium. A McOrgy. It's a buttfuck house.

They should have said “5 seconds over? More like 5 seconds till your life is over!!! AaahhhHhh!!” Then a city council member should have jumped the railing and uppercut his skull off like a mortal kombat fatality. “Heh. Grok, calculate how long till this niggas soul goes to hell.” Then kick his decapitated head like a soccer ball into a trash can.

 

[Metamorpho]

Ok here's my pitch for the live action Mulan remake remake: it's just a Donny Osmond live concert film, like that Taylor Swift movie. He performs songs from throughout Matthew Wilder's career.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

post dumb i wanna rate that rating dumb since i am NEVER dumb

On the one hand I want more perfect LLM generated videos of Alyssa Liu making out with chicks

On the other hand I hate technology

Why is it named Garfield?

because it looks cool

 

[Cnidarian]

Say what you want about Heaven's Gate, at least they didn't fuck animals.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The CIA's strongest truth serum couldn't get him to admit he is wrong about anything.

I, for one, could not be prouder of my own pink nipples, in the company of quality white men such as these.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

you could forward this to your grandma, pastor, or boss.

Don't get me wrong, anyone who wants to see "teen goth cut off head and cum in neck" should be roped, but at least they're not hypocrites about it.

I saw a clip where he takes about a minute to say that "Civilized people think eating human flesh is bad"

Null did that with KF one time, published search results that had led people to the farms. As you can imagine, it was the most absurd shit imaginable, Kirby porn and "toothbrush in butthole".

Thanks for ruining pandas for me, feminist animators.

Yes lower your gaze Ahmed, don't want you raping the TV because the whore cartoon dressed immodest.

Reddit is combining the stupidity of the poor school system/single parents and the refusal to learn more.

The fact that there's asexual flags that are for "asexual but has and enjoys sex" (I'm not making this up) shows how fucking fake and gay pride shit is ( not in the homogay way in the lame ass gay way) I did a rambling post about this shit a year or two ago lmao.

This whole genre might be the most extensive grave dancing I have seen.

There's so many jokes that I can make about this and it's all related to the atomic bomb.

You think the Canadian government gives a fuck where the money they hand out goes? LMFAO

Shueisha presents: That time I was reincarnated as a nigger on public transit

Also, their enemies are flying polyps. And if we know there's one thing that scared Mr. Lovecraft, it was Polyps.

Human hands typed this post.

But not necessarily, a human mind.

Sup jeet, curse Vishnu for us.

It's easy to hit that subscribe button but difficult to sit through a video you don't care about.

>therapeutic use of cartoons

Weak times create weak(er) men.

- How easy would it to be to surreptitiously add poisonous mushroom spores to the mushroom farm and have it look like an accident?

Please stick to calling Indians retarded and stinky and leave the bigger brain discussion to people who aren't idiots.

The quality of porn is inversely correlated with how soon porn whores do interracial.

To me, the third reason is the most hilarious. "They can't let their daughters discover masturbation or they'll realize that their pedophile husbands can't satisfyingly fuck."

Some of you remind me of the million tears people, but instead of jerking it to dead monkeys you jerk it to dead indians.

 

[Cnidarian]

He looks like one of the portraits of executives in an analog horror employee training video.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

We've all been there.

Who the fuck is going to start sieg heiling for Boss Baby?

the coom is an extremely important, maybe the most important, human right

 

[Aunt Carol]

And then there is one thing that bothers me, regarding his butthole.

Actually he wants to become an inflatable pool toy, and then get fucked.

I don't know why any man would be so desperate to become a woman when female bodies are this terrifying.

Gay dad rapes me and I wallow in a lifetime of furry porn? Must be the fault of Christianity! Now where's my public library so I can show porn to 9 year olds?

I don't know what "spongiform" means but I assume it's not the ideal state for the brain to be in.

 

[Meat Target]

Just because you get off to cute cartoons doesn't mean you stop hating niggers.