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🦊 FurryLouis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
Even if it's fine physically, there's no telling how long the reek of Lou will persist. They may have to replace the whole thing to get rid of the smell.
Lou has been melting down on Facebook since he got back from Maryland.
He goes on to talk about Greensburg some more, then immediately whines about moving again. Funny how the people that keep a roof over his head are his, "roommates." Wonder who he plans to mooch off of?
Then he complains about politics, of course.
Then melts down some more.
Today, he burned his sketti. Sad.
Small bonus, new Loufriend unlocked! I can't remember if we knew who he was going to Maryland with, but if we didn't we do now.
Is this a current reel? Is this a reference to the Pride Parade?
Also, sure is nice of Lou to cut and run out of state when his fellow fagtivists are hard at work trying to organize and protest back home. I'm sure it's totally a coincidence that Lou happens to be out of state just when he's needed most, darn it (not sarcasm; Lou wouldn't have the life skills necessary to plan an out-of-state trip to get out responsibilities, so I'm certain this was the result of one of those troon chasers he knows in Frederick paying his way down there), but it sure is funny things worked out that way.
Ah! Yeah, maybe this is Frederick Friend. I assumed it was one of the troon chasers from the Meals on Wheels Saga (who was, iirc, from Frederick), but Lou definitely burned his bridges with those folx, and this guy would make more sense as Lou's ridepig, on the grounds that the troon chasers would be looking for sex, and NOBODY wants to have sex with Lou.
Is Bob really Lou's cousin? Is this like Lou's Cole Smithey situation? i.e. a mostly estranged relative who is slightly more successful than the rest of his inbred, white trash family?
If so, that would explain a: why Frederick Friend is willing to bring Lou down to Maryland despite Lou having nothing to offer, and b: why Lou seems to think he's got a chance at living in Frederick. Obviously, there's no way Lou could move out of Denise and Coach's house, because Lou, but if there's a politically active yet thus-far-Lou-inexperienced relative down in Frederick, maybe Lou hopes he can grift a new home off the poor fucker?
I really hope that's the case, because Lou has lucked out so hard with Coach and Denise, and leaving their nest would be a disaster for him. He has no clue how patient his mom has been, nor how quickly most people, including family members, would kick his ass onto the street. If Frederick Friend really is his cousin, and does offer him a place to stay, I give it maybe a week tops before Lou has a meltdown over being ordered to find a job (any float time being due to Frederick Friend assuming Lou would look for a job on his own), and less than a month or two before he's homeless.
Lou's fat, and his pits are sweaty / floor creaks cuz his ass is heavy / can't cook, just burned mom's spaghetti / now he needs a new vacation already.
The year is 2038. President Piker, having barely survived an attempt on his life from notorious chud Samuel Heydrich, begins his nationwide crackdown on fascists (liberals and conservatives). Having promised to pour gasoline on them and light the match, his advisors search in vain for someone deplorable enough to be the face of the campaign. Finally, they settle on the humble state Representative Franzetti - first elected in 2034 on a policy of locking up all Christians and declaring Greensburg a trans sanctuary city. Franzetti, a true and honest lesbian-souled woman, has built a reputation as the absolute laziest person in the House. Rarely voting, rarely posting on social media (publicly), rarely doing anything but generating endless local news stories about her incompetence (always blamed, of course, on a mysterious figure known only as "Ace"). But The Most Honorable Ms. Ash Franzetti is a powerful speaker: second only to Mao, the comrades said, in her ability to arouse the passions of the masses - second only to Lenin in guiding the revolutionary wave among the Italians Jews of Westmoreland - "Pour gash upon the bourgeois idealsh! Lye the mash of the Revolution!" Ash would cry, her strangely-deep voice and missing teeth adding a resonant quality to her voice.
Within a week, Franzetti is appointed the Western Pennsylvania Equity Chair. Under her watch, however, Western PA is spared the worst of the communist purges, mostly because Franzetti was too busy acquiring the largest collection of furry pornography and vintage Nintendo games this side of Philly.
In the end, poor Chairwoman Franzetti was soon removed from her position after the higher-ups reviewed her reports and found a total of zero chuds executed. Franzetti fell out with the party, announcing no less than a dozen times in the space of two weeks that she would never return to the Socialist Party. And then, one day, the posting stopped.
Also, sure is nice of Lou to cut and run out of state when his fellow fagtivists are hard at work trying to organize and protest back home. I'm sure it's totally a coincidence that Lou happens to be out of state just when he's needed most, darn it
(The Facebook images are from @Slowbro's post above.)
Lou doesn't attend his own local events, then complains about his entire city not showing up and people not giving a damn.
His grandmother was Errett, it's a family name. This is his father's obit.
Lou's comment on the father he now claims abused him.
Just a funny self-written bio I found while searching.
I have to admit, Lou quit faster than even I would have guessed. I love this whole "No one showed up to the thing locally that even I couldn't be bothered to show up for so now I'm mad!" As for moving to Fredrick, with what money, Lou? You literally beg constantly for money for "food" and money for "bills". Maryland is not a cheap place to live and ESPECIALLY a town that close to both Baltimore and Washington DC. That's one of those towns that a lot of government workers live in and commute to DC. Just a quick glance shows that even the cheapest apartments in that area are going to set you back about $2000 a month. How does Lou think he's going to make that kind of money? Is he going to pull a Mem or a Regina? Forge paystubs to get a place and then endlessly e-beg for rent money until he gets kicked out? I assume Lou's actual plan is to pull the "woe is me" routine, find a bleeding heart "queer" person in the area to take pity on him and let him crash on their couch for a bit. And he'll just do that for as long as he can until word gets around and no one is willing to let him crash at their place. This is, of course, assuming that Lou actually does anything other than whine, crashout, and then DFE.
He quit and burned his bridges at least in part over the local org not giving his fake group email space.
It serves them right for inviting the Scorpilion onto their backs and getting stung.
He seemed upset too at something in Monroeville, PA.
The original display there.
No, Lou! You can't leave Greensburg! What will happen to Queer With More Than?
I do wonder to what extent Lou lets his essential Lou-ness out around people he interacts with IRL. Cousin Bob may have no idea about the constant begging, the bigotry, the cruelty, the neckbeard atheism, any of it. He may not even know about the furry shit. Lou must present a different face to the people around him, oherwise it's hard to see why Cousin Bob would agree to schlep his worthless ass across state lines and back again.
tbqh, Lou's venture into community organizing lasted longer than I would have predicted.
As to what exactly queered (haha) the deal, we may never know. Perhaps it was when he discovered that he would be expected to reach into his own wallet to do things like pay for those posters at the print shop?
Or maybe it was when he was expected to be congenial and level-headed 24/7?
Perhaps he didn't like to wake up before noon to set-up info tables?
Mayhaps he found it tiring to have to interact with humans?
Did he grow disheartened when all those promises of monetary support and sweat equity by the volunteers evaporated?
"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."
Henry IV, Part 2
The Bard
lol, ok, yeah. So in case it's not obvious, the library took the Pride display down.
From the photo, it's immediately obvious that the display is geared towards children, which per this new article, was precisely why the council asked it to be taken down. It's getting replaced with an American 250th Anniversary display, in honor of our upcoming 250th, which frankly should be more important than Pride stuff to everyone living here, gay or not, but alas "no man can serve two masters".
I'm kinda tempted to sperg about how casual the LGBT community is about openly going after children nowadays, and how quickly the messaging changed from the days of Two Daddys ("don't worry little Jimmy, if your parents are gay it's ok, you are still valuable and loved") to the era of Current Year fagiographies ("any time you feel uncomfortable while growing up, little Jimmy? That's because YOU are a prancing mincing fuckqween too, just like Pride Puppy and Tranny McSatan-Reader, the school janitor who reads to you down at the library dressed like a BDSM leather nun!")
From a review of Pride Puppy, by a librarian, where she admits that children (who by nature and definition are asexual and thus incapable of "being part of" a sex/kink-based community) getting pushed to "identify as" queer is a new fad, one which is less than ten years old, and further admits that pushing people who are definitionally incapable of being an organic part of a sex community into a sex community is exactly what she wants. Not consenting adults having fun in private, because America is rooted in libertarian principles and we trust adults to live their lives freely and with personal responsibility; no, instead she wants openly gay and trooned out kids running around a crowd of drunk horny adult strangers wearing "nonsexualized" lingerie, because pride.
But I don't think it's even worth sperging about at this point, given that Queer With More Than's whole stated purpose right now is to push the idea of tranny kids on its community, and that per the standards of the alphabet community today, it's just normal. That's expected of them. We've gone way past the library bickering phase of the culture war, and pointing out that queer activists shouldn't be targeting kids is the equivalent of saying that Islamic terrorists shouldn't be blowing up buildings, or that politicians and mass media figures shouldn't be committing sex crimes on secret Caribbean islands. No, they shouldn't, but they do; this is the world we live in now, and the rest of us need to center our views of these communities accordingly.
Happy 250th to those of you who identify as American, are America-curious, or are just an ally willing to join us in celebrating America.
Yeeesssss Lou, yeeeessssss. Give in to the power of the Dark Side...
Extra funny because the whole "republic vs democracy" debate that Lou is inserting himself into, is itself rooted in the question of whether stupid people should be allowed to steer the country, or whether we need a layer of representative checks and balances to prevent mob rule by peasants and darkies. Lou will happily mouth support for leftwing concepts of egalitarian democracy, because that's what he's been trained to do, but in his heart he's just as racist and elitist as anyone else.
Not only is he getting hostile for no reason, he somehow manages to get hostile in precisely the way that most explicitly and radically confirms the position of the guy he's attacking.
This first one is kinda sad, actually. "you will have misfortune in your life" and then Lou rattles off a list of misfortunes. Disregarding that one of them probably didn't happen, one of them is the complete opposite of the truth, one of them was his fault, and one of them was both his fault AND what he wanted at the time, it's clear that Lou is a walking waddling example of what the obviously real, not a debate bot, prietos_custom_upholstery was telling him.
Again, the followups on that convo, sad. I still don't believe Lou's Daddy Rape Day story, but remember: QW's stated mission right now is targeting kids under 12 with sexual indoctrination.
Also, nowhere does Lou seem to see the LGBTQ connection in his father, who was a man, raping him as a kid. And Lou then growing up with a warped sense of sexuality, where he can't find happiness at all, but can only struggle towards it by castrating himself and jerking off to hermaphrodite animals with huge dicks who are much bigger than he is.
Gay dad rapes me and I wallow in a lifetime of furry porn? Must be the fault of Christianity! Now where's my public library so I can show porn to 9 year olds?
A vacation from what?
I'm sure moving out again will go just as well as his last attempt - did he manage 3 nights or 4? I hope he makes it to Maryland, it's far enough away that he can't afford to sulk back in an Uber and Denise won't drive that far to pick him up. Imagine Lou having to find and register with new doctors and change his address on everything. No Denise filling the cupboards and doing his laundry, having to change his own lightbulb, the list goes on. He'd either have a nervous breakdown or hulk out and get himself arrested.
Re: the heat wave that makes him so terrified he won't go outside; the weather in Greensburg is currently in the 80s.
According to several weather sites, there is indeed a heat wave warning for Lou's area, with highs in the mid-90s by Friday. Highs, mind you, not the daily average; it'll be in the 80s most of the day.
Normally I'd make fun of him, but this is probably Lou's inner True English boyo telling him that AC doesn't exist and slowly melting icecream weather = death. He can't help it. It's genetic.
What I am wondering is how he plans to leave his house and go to the library early, if he can't go outside on account of being deathly scared of a UV Index of 10 (whatever that means).
No! DO. Do throw things at Inkblitz. It's the best thing Lou has done with his life so far.
(has Lou mentioned Anthrocon much lately? I assume he's not going, but is it because he can't get the funds, despite trying his hardest to not work and blow his money on Pokemon games, or is it just because he's a low-effort, fake furry poser?)
(has Lou mentioned Anthrocon much lately? I assume he's not going, but is it because he can't get the funds, despite trying his hardest to not work and blow his money on Pokemon games, or is it just because he's a low-effort, fake furry poser?)
Surprising that Lou has been quiet about his Furry identity lately.
So I looked up this years Anthrocon and see that it is actually being held this weekend on the 4th of July...during a heat wave.
Somehow I don't think a bunch of mentally ill deviants showing off their fetishes as they hurple down Penn Avenue is the Revolutionary Army that the Founding Fathers envisioned . With any luck, the heat will cull the worst of the herd as they slowly suffocate from heat and the diaper fumes of their titty weasel fur suit.
OoooOOOO that smell. Can't you smell that smell? (apologies to Leonard Skynyrd)
That deep humidity in the outdoors world where you never go? Because I KNOW, WE all KNOW you're going to stop going outside here in about a week when an imagined slight makes you ragequit Faggots of Westmoreland.
Surprising that Lou has been quiet about his Furry identity lately.
So I looked up this years Anthrocon and see that it is actually being held this weekend on the 4th of July...during a heat wave.
Somehow I don't think a bunch of mentally ill deviants showing off their fetishes as they hurple down Penn Avenue is the Revolutionary Army that the Founding Fathers envisioned . With any luck, the heat will cull the worst of the herd as they slowly suffocate from heat and the diaper fumes of their titty weasel fur suit.
OoooOOOO that smell. Can't you smell that smell? (apologies to Leonard Skynyrd)
Yeah, it's literally this week, and it's within commuting distance from Lou. Biggest furry gathering in the world, doors open tomorrow, Lou shows more concern over having to settle for penne instead of eating spaghetti like he wanted to.
It's funny, too, because furries are almost all gay, and tend to have both lots of money, and no family to spend their piles of money on. They'd be the perfect mark for Lou's begposts ("oh boo hoo hoo I'm a disabled trans titlion and all I want is to go to Anthrocon or maybe get $500 worth of spaghetti sauce, but Trump hates me and my transphobic homophobic parents beat me every day. Oh boo hoo hoo won't somebody send me $500 so I can go to Anthrocon, or, barring that, buy a shitload of spaghetti sauce?")
ASKING, not DEMANDING.
And yeah, the fucking titweasel suits are going to cause more than a few casualties over the next few days. iirc that was even the plot of a recent medicalslop TV show that furries were getting angry over - Anthrocon furries getting heatstroke because they're too stupid to realize that 100 degree weather isn't the best for wearing several inches of airless fur over every part of your body.
Lou, sadly, will be fine, since the library has AC and his room has several rot-encrusted fans, but F in advance for whoever dies this year.
-edit- oh, yeah, OK, it was some show called The Pitt. According to the comments, furries actually like this one for a change, because it's not as funny as all the other slop TV shows that have done a "furry episode" over the years. I'm dead certain most of the comments are bots and paid jeets, though, so my headcanon is that furries nevertheless hate this show, too.
THEY KNEW ANTHROCON FURS WERE GOING TO GET HEATSTROKE, HOW DID THEY KNOW MONTHS IN ADVANCE?!
It's funny, too, because furries are almost all gay, and tend to have both lots of money, and no family to spend their piles of money on. They'd be the perfect mark for Lou's begposts ("oh boo hoo hoo I'm a disabled trans titlion and all I want is to go to Anthrocon or maybe get $500 worth of spaghetti sauce, but Trump hates me and my transphobic homophobic parents beat me every day. Oh boo hoo hoo won't somebody send me $500 so I can go to Anthrocon, or, barring that, buy a shitload of spaghetti sauce?")
I would say that likely Lou has burned almost every bridge to that land of e-begs and wank fuel. I know some of our kiwi sleuths have uncovered accounts from people that have made the mistake of letting Lou stay in their room with them at the con have said he basically just takes over the room and barely leaves while he sits in his hoard of electronics. Even if there aren't the call out threads as much word of mouth has to have spread about him.
Louie always tells on himself whenever he goes on one of his pity party "I'm the victim!" tantrums. He's backing down from his "political activism" positions and is melting down about how much he hates the area he lives in and wants to move to Maryland, all because his local area isn't kissing faggot and tranny ass (especially his own fat tranny ass) hard enough and not throwing big, expensive pride events where "the whole town attends" like he wants. It all boils down to him being selfish, egotistical, and spoiled. He believes he and the other queers should be placed upon a pedestal above everyone else, given special treatment, and treated like royalty, and he is pitching a massive tard tantrum because his local area isn't following the script in his head. He even says that political tranny activism is his priority, and it would come well before anything that's actually important that impacts everyone in the community in any public office he were to hold. I'm also of the opinion that Louie believed getting into politics would bring him money, and he is upset that it isn't the case. It's just selfishness all the way down, kinda like turtles.
This library thing is completely retarded. Even if you are a complete faggot who believes children NEED to affirm your passion for dressing up like a dog and getting sodomized... The article was from June 29th. PriDEMONth was already 90% over. Or has Anthony Kennedy come out of retirement to invent a constitutional right to drag queens grooming little kids for the full 30 days of Pride?
onto their backs and getting stung.
