random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Bitches love cannons.

I should acquire a cannon.

Being ruled by marxist eurocrat niggerphiles that want to see their own people raped and replaced and they think is funny, is a far more destructive event than the average incompetent bloodthirsty beaner cartel goverment or Mother Nature's Wrath. I learned this after unlocking perks in the Empathy skill tree.

He'd have an even sadder, lonelier existence without us.

The unkempt, graying beard really makes his lips look even more like a rutting baboon's asshole.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Dude, I've been gooning to porn since I was around 13 years old. Don't care if this is TMI. I'm just saying that I've gooned for over 15 years, and I've never developed an interest in body waste, guro, beastiality, and children.

Cut the puritanical crap. Watching porn, especially if it's tame stuff depicting normal sex, does not automatically mean you're a child predator. Let's not also blame the regular porn here, people.

Let's focus on calling out the pedos because they're fucking sick in the head, not start going on some campaign that ends up leading to basic and inoffensive porn getting axed off as well.

 

[Oh!]

We're all going to fucking die.

 

[Meat Target]

Why are you so opposed to the SAVE KIDS act? The Supplying Autonomous Vehicles for Exterminating, Killing, or Initiating Death act is vital for the economic wellbeing of the country! Think of the kids!

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Just cut off your fingers if you want to be ultra woke.

I'd say put them in front of a firing squad but they'd just fuckin absorb the bullets like Majin Buu

You have to pay Jewish money to get Jewish results.

If you're getting cucked by a middle schooler, first of all LMAO and second of all that female is not worth your time.

Teleporting is no fun

You can't talk about the secret FEMA tunnels connecting the Waffle Houses

But if yo baby boi doesn't catch a stray in the back of the dome, how else you ever gonna get that free money to buy yourself a new Lexus?

why are a 20 year old and 12 year old love rivals

Doctor shoots lawyer while civil engineers watch.

Listen, it's a sexatorium. A McOrgy. It's a buttfuck house.

They should have said “5 seconds over? More like 5 seconds till your life is over!!! AaahhhHhh!!” Then a city council member should have jumped the railing and uppercut his skull off like a mortal kombat fatality. “Heh. Grok, calculate how long till this niggas soul goes to hell.” Then kick his decapitated head like a soccer ball into a trash can.

 

[Metamorpho]

Ok here's my pitch for the live action Mulan remake remake: it's just a Donny Osmond live concert film, like that Taylor Swift movie. He performs songs from throughout Matthew Wilder's career.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

post dumb i wanna rate that rating dumb since i am NEVER dumb

On the one hand I want more perfect LLM generated videos of Alyssa Liu making out with chicks

On the other hand I hate technology

Why is it named Garfield?

because it looks cool

 

[Cnidarian]

Say what you want about Heaven's Gate, at least they didn't fuck animals.