US FEMA official who claimed he teleported to Waffle House steps down from post

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by NATALIA MITTELSTADT | The National News Desk
Fri, June 26th 2026 at 11:34 AM

WASHINGTON (TNND) — A Federal Emergency Management Agency official who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House and that millions of non-citizens voted in the 2016 election has stepped down from his post.

Gregg Phillips, whom then-Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem tapped to head the Office of Response and Recovery in December, was asked to leave his role because of concerns about how he’s perceived publicly, an anonymous source told the Washington Post.

FEMA confirmed Phillip's departure on Thursday, telling the Post that he “has played a pivotal role in stabilizing the Office of Response and Recovery and advancing key reforms to strengthen our mission delivery. His leadership was instrumental in guiding FEMA’s response to Typhoon Sinlaku and the 2026 winter storm in the Southeast, ensuring effective, immediate support to communities in need.”


David Arnold, who was a FEMA senior official until he left earlier this year, will be returning to lead the Office of Response and Recovery in an acting capacity.

The Office of Response and Recovery provides equipment and supplies before hurricanes hit states and communities, and then moves additional resources after a natural disaster strikes. Also, the office provides financial assistance and housing to people who have recently lost their homes and belongings.

Noem's appointment of Phillips in December made headlines because of his past comments. He also did not have any official, prominent experience managing emergencies, but had been on the ground working with nonprofits and religious organizations after disasters for decades.

Phillips also previously served as a top human services official in Texas and Mississippi.

On a podcast in January 2025, Phillips said he was teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away in Georgia, CNN reported.

“Teleporting is no fun,” Phillips said. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary – but so real. And you know it’s happening but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

He also claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” while he was driving and carried him about 40 miles from Albany, Ga., before setting him down in a ditch near a church.

Phillips said the teleporting experiences were frightening and uncontrollable, and had questioned at the time whether they were “evil” or “good,” but asserted they were real and had happened more than once.

"He was an image issue, with all the negative stories,” one anonymous source told the Post about Phillips.

A current agency official said, “He showed interest in preserving the mission of the agency and helping us serve citizens.”

The change at FEMA comes after President Trump recently nominated Cameron Hamilton, who was FEMA's acting director last year until he was forced out after objecting to the idea of dismantling the agency, to be its official administrator.


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I'll have what he's having. But maybe not quite as much.
 
“Teleporting is no fun,” Phillips said. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary – but so real. And you know it’s happening but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

He also claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” while he was driving and carried him about 40 miles from Albany, Ga., before setting him down in a ditch near a church.

Phillips said the teleporting experiences were frightening and uncontrollable, and had questioned at the time whether they were “evil” or “good,” but asserted they were real and had happened more than once.

Psychosis? Blackout drunk driving?
 
It sounds on text at least like that's deliberately the joke he's making, and of course the libs take it literally instead of figuratively because he's on the bad guy team.
but had been on the ground working with nonprofits and religious organizations after disasters for decades.
Sensible people working with churches don't often joke about such things in public interviews. Especially in the South. It could reflect poorly on the church and harm their charities.
 
Sensible people working with churches don't often joke about such things in public interviews. Especially in the South. It could reflect poorly on the church and harm their charities.
I'm totally against drunk driving, I just don't think he literally believes in teleportation, I think he's using that to joke about his drunk driving. I won't be listening to any interviews for additional context however and will persist with my original impression until the end of time.
 
“Teleporting is no fun,”
Possible new banner text?
I bet he just got blackout drunk and happened to be at Waffle House when he regained awareness.
Full resolution copy of the shitpost webcomic interpretation of events I made to sponsor the OP.

FEMAOfficerTeleportsWaffleHouse.png
 
Gregg Phillips, whom then-Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem tapped to head the Office of Response and Recovery in December, was asked to leave his role because of concerns about how he’s perceived publicly, an anonymous source told the Washington Post.
This guy really needs to rehab his image.

Maybe he could tell FEMA employees to refuse to help Trump supporters!

Oh wait I know he should post pictures of himself in dog fetish gear or take a video of him getting fucked in the ass in a hearing room!

Wait wait...I know he could steal luggage at an airport while dressing in drag or ignore infrastructure collapse to chest feed his trafficked child.

Like nigga...go fuck yourself...getting black out drunk and winding up at a Waffle House is fine(as long as you did not drive yourself) compared to the shit we have seen in recent history.
 
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