Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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He's right. Gas should be $1.50 right now.
Per seething brown math, 20% of the oil supply being removed = 400% increase in oil price.
So by the same logic, 20% of the oil supply being adding should equal prices dropping to 1/4th of what they were before the physical gate on the Hormuz was opened.
So seems accurate for the multipolar world.

Logical. If the Americans are on board with this, presumably the Iranian oil and its revenues are on the table. Best not permanently break Oil Island's wells until we're sure we have to.
Imperiator Rubio Cubanus does not wish to take possession of ruined province.
Simple as.

noooo how is this possible I was promised

Reporter: Some elements of U.S. intelligence have assessed that Israel is interested in undermining the current MOU.

Rubio: I don't know what intelligence you are talking about. I don't know where you are getting that stuff from.

Rubio its called "observing and pattern recognition"

Ayatollah Moon NEEDS those superchats to fight the GREAT SATAN (America). Inshallah.
the one-eyed, one-pegged pirate Gayatollah will get a voice changer to prevent the CIA from tracking him, and become a VTuber.
Unalive to America! uWu!

Syria is seems better off with him in charge then Assad.
Late stage Assad expecially. But the main issues wasn't that Assad was runing Syria, it was that Iran was running Syria and Assad was their stooge.
 
Iran is threatening anyone taking the southern route through the strait again.
The "some authorities" the IRGC aren't happy with are the IMO and Iran's best friend, Oman.
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Summer just hit and a city outside of Tehran is already out of water.
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Iranians would rather go hungry than tolerate the regime.
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potentially looses the window to overthrow the regime
once you loose your phone
when they are loosing
loosing valuable assets
Loosing Kushner and Witkoff
he will loose sight of the domestic economic issues and loose the midterms
you loose combat readiness
better than loosing jets
Iran would loose a ton of these boats
Pakistan looses precious izzat
Iranians were loosing when they were getting bombed and hunted down
loosing dozens of men
they loose precious izzat
metrics of whos 'winning' and whos 'loosing' are entirely different
He has nothing to loose
loosing the strait and loosing the nuclear issue
better than loosing it all
Iran will loose in an all out war
better than loosing an MQ-4 Global Hawk or F-16, but loosing such an expensive assets
Loosing Hezbollah hurts, a lot, but the IRGC can't do shit about it unless they want to loose their biggest weapon
the US won't risk loosing more interceptors
Blumpfs loosing the optics war hard.
messing with Israel is a loosing battle
That would look like he's loosing
he could loose izzat
Iran cannot afford to loose their tiny boats
they are loosing Western tankers
stand to loose everything
He's loosing against Irans asymmetric warfare
will loose his election
loosing Syria and VZ
they would still loose
he can't be seen loosing izzat

Look man, the more I see your posts, the harder it is to ignore. It's 'lose', 'losing', and 'loses'. This word is spelled differently from 'loose' (opposite of tight).
 
Summer just hit and a city outside of Tehran is already out of water.
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What? No no no no no tons of seething brown coping hands assured me that Iran was fine and would never have any problems with resources and any drought was westoid globohomo lies. How could they be out of water like its been mentioned and shown many times in this thread. Clearly just the lies of the Zionist Entity.

And how can you say they are out of water? Look there's a whole big fucking truck full of the shit.
Western propaganda lying.... AGAIN.

Iranians would rather go hungry than tolerate the regime.
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This is the shit I'm talking about when I say "wait until end of september and see how solid that grip on power is". This is hardly the revolution, but its not exactly a positive sign of the regime's popular support.


That's because the average American household spent a whopping 2% of their income on gasoline before the war, whereas Iranians only spent 20% of their income on food.

Since in absolute terms Iranian standards of living are so much higher than in the United States, Iranians barely notice spending 40% of their of their income on food now (likely up to 80% or higher for minimum wage earners who were already spending more than half of their income on food). On the other hand, Americans, with much lower absolute productivity, are absolutely crippled by an increase in spending on gasoline that's less than one percent of their income.

Of course because their standard of living is so much higher in Iran, Iranians generally only work as a hobby or a way of killing time. Massive unemployment is of little consequence for them.

With US unemployment numbers down, it's clear that the American dogs will be worked to death in no time, while the average Iranian enjoys his ample free time in a tropical paradise.
Its also important to point out that unlike food, people will literally start dying if they are unable to access sufficient quantities of gasoline.

Trump says the DOJ is currently investigating oil corps for price gouging, as gas hasn't fallen nearly as quickly as oil futures have, despite them raising at nearly the same rate when futures were going up.
He believes gas should only be $2.25 right now.
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Nothing will come of it, but long over due to at least put them on fucking notice.

Wait, shit no fuck my oil stonks FUCK my Straight of Homoz gains shit shit shit FUCK #notmypresident

This was about the same time that the Israelis started providing medical care and weapons for Al Nusra.
I believe you mean "about the time AJ showed up with a puffy face, a slightly different accent, had to reset the finger print scanner on his phone, and stopped eating shellfish and started taking long breaks on saturday where he'd only delegate tasks to subordinates".

Turkey ships goods to Israel as normal but they label the receiving country as Palestine.
That's precisely what I'm talking about though. Both ends continue their posturing and hooting, but nothing comes of it. Like I said, I don't fully believe the "Its all a massive collaborative work to dupe the Arabs" but I can't say they are wrong.
Like if Turkey wanted to fuck with the Jews, they had several perfect opportunities when the Jews were bombing AJ's Syria. Instead Turkey's puppet was just "I mean its the jews. Of course they are going to bomb arabs, can we expect anything different? Why would we do anything about it except complain in the UN?"
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
1. Ayatollah dead
2. Strait open
3. America has all the oil and uranium
4. War is over
5. Iran coping and seething

How exactly has America lost?

1. America ditches Israel
2. Gulf states agree to peace with Iran and America withdraws from sandnigger land
3. Iran no longer American enemy
4. Jews all go to Israel from America.
5. America deports all sandniggers. Some niggers goes along as freebies.

WWWWWWIIINNNNN
 
Iran is threatening anyone taking the southern route through the strait again.
The "some authorities" the IRGC aren't happy with are the IMO and Iran's best friend, Oman.
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Summer just hit and a city outside of Tehran is already out of water.
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Iranians would rather go hungry than tolerate the regime.
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NGL I would hate not having any water. Have they tried building more dams?
 
1. Ayatollah dead
Cool objective, did this change the outcome of the war?
By Iran's own consent
3. America has all the oil and uranium
This did not fucking happen, we don't control their oil nor do we have their HEU, or are planning to get it
By Iran's own terms
5. Iran coping and seething
Some people in the IRGC are bloodthirsty as fuck and just want war no matter what because they are retarded Islamists, doesn't change the fact that they got off lightly compared to our original plans.
 
Iran is threatening anyone taking the southern route through the strait again.
You know, their wannabe mob tactics "That route is very dangerous. Sure would a shame if someone got hurt," talk would carry more weight if dozens of ships hadn't already transited through it with no issues.
If you wanna blow up ships using the Omani route, then do it, and let's get this over with, but stop wasting everyone's time with your pathetic Izzat farming.
 
Look man, the more I see your posts, the harder it is to ignore. It's 'lose', 'losing', and 'loses'. This word is spelled differently from 'loose' (opposite of tight).
Your loosing your mind if you keep worrying about grammatical errors. That kind of thing can really effect you’re mental well being. Personally I could care less if someone used the word loose incorrectly. Its not a big deal.
 
Your loosing your mind if you keep worrying about grammatical errors. That kind of thing can really effect you’re mental well being. Personally I could care less if someone used the word loose incorrectly. Its not a big deal.
Sprinkling a "would of" somewhere in there would've been a cherry on top, but to your credit, I almost had an aneurysm as is, so well done.
 
Your loosing your mind if you keep worrying about grammatical errors. That kind of thing can really effect you’re mental well being. Personally I could care less if someone used the word loose incorrectly. Its not a big deal.
for all intensive purposes, this post is correct.
 
all of you kill your elfs

anyway after the last week of trump and rubio saying lolno to all of iran's assertions, and traffic continuing to increase through Homoz on the american, not iranian, route, iran attacked a tanker off the east coast of oman today

also notice that JD Vance is in the back seat again, relegated to making general statements about how talks are going really well guise, while trump and rubio explicitly deny specific iranian claims
 
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