Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Preston Stewart suggests 12,000 killed by the government, who themselves admit 2,000 dead (albeit the work of supposed third party terrorists). The mullahs are depraved. I suppose they're fighting not just for their privileges but their lives.
 
If my ability to read farsi wasn't hilariously shit,
ChatGPT my friend. Any Farsi documents I need to translate, upload to AI and have it translate and fill in the gaps as best it can. Granted, you hand it to OpenAI, but alas. Ive done this in several foreign countries and it surprisingly well. You can download certain languages to google translate for offline use. The bigger issue is cell data and phone charge because once you loose your phone, you're fucked.
 
The National Army of Kurdistan, the military wing of the Kurdish nationalist militant group the Kurdistan Freedom Party (PAK), claims to have have captured a Headquarters of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) in the Northwestern Iranian city of Kermanshah
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Saudi Arabia was caught funding terrorism in 2001. No invasion.
Pakistan were caught funding terrorism. No invasion.
Hamas are funding terrorism. No invasion.
I hate that what you are saying is facts but unfortunately how the fuck can you do that without basically declaring war on the islamic world ( and by extension islam). Sure we might have the firepower to just straight up ass rape all of the mid east into dust but as seen with the israel-hamas war. The biggest problem is the media making things a pain in the ass for everyone and making western leftists shit up roads with calls to boycotts. Doing this basically means you're gonna end up with a civil war happening because nobody wants to deal with the sandpit. Also you're a fucking retarded and should get threadbanned.
 
This is a RUMOR from a source I found on X but it aligns with predictions a few of us have made here:
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For a second I thought that said "Maduro_TV" and thought Maduro was being super based from his prison cell.

96 hours...so Friday after Markets close.
Ask not for who the NYSE's closing bell tolls, Ayatollah. It tolls for you.

Here is my bet for Polymarket.
- US Strikes don't materialize until Friday.
I am assuming this has been communicated to any resistance figure heads on the ground via their glowie and hopefully green beret contacts; the fact the protesters have any comms or coordination make me almost certain the green berets are in there. I don't Trump goes in while markets are open while there are any viable alternatives.
God I love a president who looks after my interests, though I would like a chance to buy the panic sale.

- Israel or European strikes, and POSSIBLY 3rd party nation strikes (that is, Gulf states and maybe Turkey, though it looks like Turkey intends to sit this out) may be green-lit to go before then if the situation on the ground gets worse but not critical over the next 3 days.

- Iran does not launch retaliatory strikes on the US or Israel unless the protests are contained. I don't think any regular army commander signs himself up for war crimes trials on the orders of an imploding regime, and I think unless asses are found and firmly seized with both hands, if the order comes to a missile battery commander to hit Jerusalem he is going to crumple that shit right into the trash.

I get it's not recent, but just because the Houthi's are instructed to avoid certain types of ships doesn't mean they aren't gonna hit them, intentionally or not.
Inbred retarded muslims can't distinquish friend or foe, not a huge shocker.

Again if the EU collapsed tomorrow the world would move on. It would be less exciting than when the ussr collapsed.
If the EU collapsed tomorrow, how would we tell the difference?

Democrats were trying to get Trump into a war with Persia in his first term. But after they saw what happened with Maduro I think they are shitting their pants at the prospect of Trump successfully getting a regime change in Persia. China’s allies are collapsing. If Iran falls they’ll have:

1. Russia, mired by a war and historically unfavorable to helping China unless absolutely necessary
2. Mongolia, an undeveloped country with little value
3. North Korea, a reliable ally but essentially just a proxy of the CCP
4. Cuba, an increasingly sick old man of the Caribbean
5. Laos, probably the most poor country outside of Africa
6. Vietnam, unreliable and increasingly favorable to the West
7. Brazil / South Africa, allies in economy only, will not back them up in any military capacity
China will be fine. China has the industrial capacity to buy friends. Sure their manufacturing quality and QA is absolute garbage tier but its leagues above the rest of the Turd world. Their engineering is YOLO tier, but again - far and above local talent. China will always find allies to buy off.
China can let the current Iranian regime implode and buy off the next one.
Also the Norks aren't a reliable Chinese ally. They have told the CCP to go get fucked on multiple occasions, warming relations with the south & west to offset CCP butthurt. The Norks are well versed in "a shrimp swimming with whales" diplomacy.
Additionally you are leaving off:
Pakistan, Cambodia, Myanmar (sorta), and a number of south Pacific islands like New Caledonia where the Chinese are quietly buying their way to the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere, and Iran imploding doesn't impede that in the slightest. Arguably it helps, because it gives the USA a distraction that isn't stopping Chinese influence.

RUSSIA on the other hand, is utterly fucked. They don't have the economic wherewithal to buy friends anymore, and with oil prices looking to head to $40/barrel if Iran comes out of Sanctions naught corner, they wont' for some time. All these regimes getting toppled are ones that Russia has had long histories of relations with, where owed favors and promises of better times might offset the short term lack of greased palms. So Russia is losing old friends and lacks the ability to buy new ones.
But I wouldn't worry about Russia. China intends to use them as a useful distraction against the west for a long time to come.

While we wait for Happenings, some mil sperging.
This is the Sabalan, a modified and modernized M47 Patton. Yes, that Patton, the one that was obsolete by the 1960's.
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But that isn't even the craziest thing they've done, here's the Tiam:
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It's a Sabalan with a modified Type 59/T-55 tank turret. Yes, this is real. And don't worry, the Air Force gets its own Frankenplanes, like what they've done to keep the F-5 airframe usable:
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The Saeqeh, which is built off the Azarakhsh, a literal piece by piece copy of the F-5. Iran is like Cuba, but instead of old cars, it's old equipment. And we all know about the F-14s, but they still use old style Hueys, CH-53's, and God knows how much else.
Look at how they massacred my boys....
 
Fr though, seeing all the support for iranians on this site does give my autistic heart the feels. Even among the ardent sandnigger haters too (not that its their fault because frankly, Muslims fucking suck to be around with). We mightve hated each others guts 1500 years ago but we should let that remain in the annals of history. No more brother wars! ( though it does make for good historical autism bantz so maybe fuck you roman boyloving cunts!)
it's inevitable that it turns out this way.
virtually all the hate for muslims, blacks and jeets here arose in response to being exposed to how muslims, blacks and jeets behave in the west.
with persians that just doesn't apply, for the same reason you pretty much never see westerners hating on viets, thais, japs, koreans or taiwanese.

i have the misfortune of living in a city filled to the brim with various immigrant populations, and i've experienced first hand that the iranians here are generally civilized and decent people, comparable to minority groups like poles and thais. very different from the antisocial behavior that the local arabs, afghans and north africans exhibit.
anecdotically, the iranian kids at my school did pretty well and were generally intelligent, this is in stark contrast to the other muslim kids who universally seemed to be low IQ, borderline retarded even, and were most notable for being disruptive and violent.
 
I hate that what you are saying is facts but unfortunately how the fuck can you do that without basically declaring war on the islamic world ( and by extension islam). Sure we might have the firepower to just straight up ass rape all of the mid east into dust but as seen with the israel-hamas war. The biggest problem is the media making things a pain in the ass for everyone and making western leftists shit up roads with calls to boycotts. Doing this basically means you're gonna end up with a civil war happening because nobody wants to deal with the sandpit. Also you're a fucking retarded and should get threadbanned.

Basically every bit of Islam that negatively impacts White countries (not Israel and Jews - I don't give a flying fuck how many Israelis Hamas kills) comes from Wahhabism which the Saudis almost single highhandedly prop up through donations and the funding of mosques and madrassas.
 
Vietnam is the opposite of a Chinese ally. It's to the point where they're looking towards America and going "sure you committed atrocities against us but you're decent tourists and have a huge military and China tried to push our shit in and will try again in the future". I wouldn't be surprised if we ally with Vietnam by the end of the decade.
The Vietnamese have been allied ostensibly with the US since the 1990s when the Chinese began their "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" stance on everything out to the Philippines. Hell they offered to give us our big Navy base we abandoned in the 1970s back just to have an occasional US Surface Action Group in the neighborhood.

Our relationship with the Vietnamese could be stronger, yes but we are pretty closely aligned with them these days. And if that seems weird or unusual, you talk about "committed atrocities" look at where were were with Japan in the 1990s, 50 years after we made the sun rise on them, twice.
 
European countries are now seperately calling in their Iranian ambassadors to tell them that killing your own people is quite naughty. I'm sure the regime is very impressed. I am so disgusted by my region of the world.
I mean given the future of europe. You shouldn't be surprised that they don't want to hurt the feefees of their pet misogynistic sandmonkeys. These EUcrats are vile flith. Atleast the islamic regime mass deported the Afghanis. You're telling me somehow a bunch of pedo worshippers are less dumb than a bunch of retards with pol sci degrees in brussels?
 
Basically every bit of Islam that negatively impacts White countries (not Israel and Jews - I don't give a flying fuck how many Israelis Hamas kills) comes from Wahhabism which the Saudis almost single highhandedly prop up through donations and the funding of mosques and madrassas.
the wahhabi meme is way overblown, it's mostly a cope by leftists trying to create a damage control narrative about "REAL islam is a religion of peace, it's only those mean oil sheikhs in riyadh who are ruining it!"
yes the saudis do finance and support this branch of islam, it's rooted in a very old alliance that the head of the house of saud created when he partnered with a muslim cleric named muhammad ibn abd al wahhab (hence the name wahhabism) in a power sharing agreement where the house of saud and the followers of wahhab would recognize, support and uphold each others authority: the saudi kings would rule the land, the wahhabi clerics would rule religious life.

what's wrong is that these wahhabi clerics are the sole cause of everything that's wrong with islam. they aren't, and it's not even close. modern islamist thought developed in many different places, with many different thought leaders, the wahhabis in riyadh are merely one drop in an ocean of piss.
you have the muslim brotherhood (designated terrorist group in saudi arabia btw) that was built on the works of egyptian sayyid qutb, you have the afghan taliban that have their roots in pakistan and whose ideology goes back to deoband in northern india, you have shia islamists who follow khomeinis thought, you have ISIS types who reject all the other big contemporary schools of thought in islam and declare everyone except themselves a kafir (including the saudis) and you have various nigger islam groups like al shabaab in somalia and boko haram in west africa, idk if these tards even have a coherent ideology but they sure as fuck aren't saudi puppets. and then there's the houthis in yemen who adhere to some tiny minority strain of shia islam (which is militantly opposed to sunnis like the wahhabis in saudi arabia)

I mean given the future of europe. You shouldn't be surprised that they don't want to hurt the feefees of their pet misogynistic sandmonkeys. These EUcrats are vile flith. Atleast the islamic regime mass deported the Afghanis. You're telling me somehow a bunch of pedo worshippers are less dumb than a bunch of retards with pol sci degrees in brussels?
islamic republic deports afghans because they know having all those afghans in the country would fuck shit up and cause nothing but trouble for their own population.
EU bureaucrats welcome and protect afghans because they too know that having all those afghans in the country will fuck shit up and cause nothing but trouble for their own population.
to them it's not a bug, it's a feature.
 
Vietnam is the opposite of a Chinese ally. It's to the point where they're looking towards America and going "sure you committed atrocities against us but you're decent tourists and have a huge military and China tried to push our shit in and will try again in the future". I wouldn't be surprised if we ally with Vietnam by the end of the decade.
I saw something years ago describing modern Vietnam's outlook at the Vietnam War and the Sino-Vietnamese war. Despite it's length The Vietnam War was just a long misunderstanding between friends, because regardless of the outcome, Vietnam would still exist and still end up friends with America. However the relatively short Sino-Vietnamese War was an existential crisis for Vietnam, because if China ever regained it's millennium long historical control of the region they'd never ever give it up.
 
Don't forget sticking Hawks on the Tomcat for... fun and profit, I guess.
Please...stop...I'm trying to eat.

No mention of "piss" or "no crazy war" and no dancing, can't be Maduro. I miss the daily dance videos.
Nigga has some moves. I'm man enough to admit he puts Trump to shame when it comes to busting a groove.

Our relationship with the Vietnamese could be stronger, yes but we are pretty closely aligned with them these days. And if that seems weird or unusual, you talk about "committed atrocities" look at where were were with Japan in the 1990s, 50 years after we made the sun rise on them, twice.
Agree with your post.
They are still repressive commies so we have some issues to work out, and they are still resistant to letting us unleash the full-force of capitalist enterprise on them. They also have issues with better allies Japan and to a lesser degree Thailand. But they are much closer to the US than china.

Also because Chinese kidnap gangs snatch young Viet women to sell as brides to the retarded gender imbalanced sinos.

I mean given the future of europe. You shouldn't be surprised that they don't want to hurt the feefees of their pet misogynistic sandmonkeys. These EUcrats are vile flith. Atleast the islamic regime mass deported the Afghanis. You're telling me somehow a bunch of pedo worshippers are less dumb than a bunch of retards with pol sci degrees in brussels?
Europe, literally 6 hours of flight time from Iran: Why won't the country on the other side of the world DO something to help out the protesters so we can blame them for everything and call them imperialists?!
 
The Vietnamese have been allied ostensibly with the US since the 1990s when the Chinese began their "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" stance on everything out to the Philippines. Hell they offered to give us our big Navy base we abandoned in the 1970s back just to have an occasional US Surface Action Group in the neighborhood.

Our relationship with the Vietnamese could be stronger, yes but we are pretty closely aligned with them these days. And if that seems weird or unusual, you talk about "committed atrocities" look at where were were with Japan in the 1990s, 50 years after we made the sun rise on them, twice.
I wonder how "Hanoi Jane" Fonda would have reacted to this?
 
The Vietnamese have been allied ostensibly with the US since the 1990s when the Chinese began their "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" stance on everything out to the Philippines. Hell they offered to give us our big Navy base we abandoned in the 1970s back just to have an occasional US Surface Action Group in the neighborhood.

Our relationship with the Vietnamese could be stronger, yes but we are pretty closely aligned with them these days. And if that seems weird or unusual, you talk about "committed atrocities" look at where were were with Japan in the 1990s, 50 years after we made the sun rise on them, twice.

It'll increase as the boomers die assuming they don't start WW3 before they shove off this mortal coil.
 
islamic republic deports afghans because they know having all those afghans in the country would fuck shit up and cause nothing but trouble for their own population.
EU bureaucrats welcome and protect afghans because they too know that having all those afghans in the country will fuck shit up and cause nothing but trouble for their own population.

Afghans literally all have brain damage from lead poisoning.

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It’s because they use a “traditional” lead pressure cooker. Shit’s bleak.

In recent years, researchers have been trying to find out why they were seeing dramatically elevated blood lead levels among Afghan refugee children who had arrived in the United States.

In 2022, researchers in Washington state screened dozens of imported aluminium and stainless steel cooking pots and “simulated [the] cooking and storage” of food.

They found that every single piece of aluminium cookware donated by Afghan refugee families exceeded the US Food and Drug Administration’s limit for the maximum lead intake from food.

The worst offenders were the kazans – one of which “leached sufficient lead to exceed the childhood limit by 650-fold”.

it’s like a chicken-and-egg retard problem. I’m not sure if they’re retarded because they cook with lead, or if they cook with lead because they’re retarded. Either way, Iran is smart not to let them in.
 
tbf has anyone watched an Israeli film worth a damn?
waltz with bashir




REPORTER: "Iran says that it will retaliate in the instance of U.S. strikes..."
@POTUS: "Yeah, Iran said that the last time I blew them up with the nuclear capability, which they don't have any longer, so... they better behave."
 
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