Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Morridowfag]

If Greta Thunberg was to sail her freedom boat, or whatever the fuck it's called, into the strait of Hormuz who would sink it first?
for Iran
for 'Merica
for Israel
for GCC state
for other: please specify

It would sink itself. See Thunberg's attempts at sailing into Gaza.

 

[mingo mongo]

Read between the lines

Iran bitched to Pakistan that Project Freedom was going to force them to dump even the pretense of negotiating. Pakistani izzat would take a mortal blow. Unacceptable. Pakistan bitched to Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia values its relationship with Pakistan very highly, for some reason (okay the reason is Pakistan is very accommodating wrt giving Saudi Arabia nuclear weapons development data). Saudi Arabia cucked to Pakistan by bitching to Trump. Saudi Arabia denying use of Prince Sultan and its airspace makes the blockade much more difficult. The blockade is too important to let it be hindered, it's fucking Iran hard so anything that hinders it is to be avoided. So Trump placated Saudi Arabia to keep the blockade from being hindered

tldr Trump respecc Pakistani izzat and I'm gonna throw up

Also, they don’t bother with naming any of the “officials” so who knows if any of this actually happened the way NBC says it did.

 

[Unknown God]

So thats never happening.
Trumps going to look like a retarded boomer when he finds out Iran played the US president for the nth time.
The only way to redeem his izzat is to bomb Iran again.

I disagree with your premise but I wholeheartedly support your conclusion.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Trumps going to look like a retarded boomer when he finds out Iran played the US president for the nth time.

"May they have all the Izzat they want. It won't replace any bridges. It can't power their plants. It can't be drunk, despite them getting drunk off it." - Trump Tzu, or something.

 

[Burnt Fish]

I'm digging all the shitting on Pakistan I'm seeing today.
It's about time mocking their groveling asses want mainstream.

On the flip side though I think a lot of people presume a lot more agency of Pakistan in these situations than they actually have by casting blame on them for the goings on generally over-assuming the amount of influence they have by just being host to diplomatic talks and pushing for talks themselves.

If the US agrees to something stupid (which to be fair I see no real signs they have done so) that's not gonna be Pakistan's fault, it will be our own negotiators fault. Pakistan isn't drafting proposals and can't force the US to agree to anything it doesn't want to.

Which isn't a defense of Pakistan, fuck them. They're desperate for the clout hosting these talks brings them in their own eyes. But even assuming them to have the level of influence over matters to where they're "to blame" if the US signs some agreement is granting them more relevance than they deserve.

 

[SiggyB]

I hope to GOD none of you cretins, degenerates, faggots, and other insults ever, EVER have the misfortune of being in a Discord server with Irish trans retards and American ex-pats. There's this public server I'm in and ever since the bombing again one user has basically been team Iran, talking about how he hoped the American pilots would get captured and how Iran should win and how America needs to lose. Legit I hope we invade Canada just so we can put him up against the wall. Now with this newest Kuwait and Saudi shit he's going "America should accept Iran's demands". The fucking demands that are impossible because Iran has demanded impossible, er, demands. It's impressive how delusional you can be when your entire thought process is how America is evil and deserves to get its teeth kicked in for -checks notes- guaranteeing freedom of navigation to the rest of the world. Absolutely raped world view. Pictured here is the -nicest- thing he's said today. Censoring his name because the server is public enough that I might can be discovered in it.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Average Hasan fan

 

[SiggyB]

Average Hasan fan

No, that'd be the Irish tranny in the server, constantly proving that Ireland is the most raped nation alive and their chief export is performative activism. If Iran collapses I think they're going to off themselves if they (still) have the balls. Let's be honest, this war is way overdue. It's been overdue since the 1980s and it was inevitable. Even with pussy-foot presidents like Obama trying to stabilize relations Iran would never accept peace with America as long as we exist.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I hope to GOD none of you cretins, degenerates, faggots, and other insults ever, EVER have the misfortune of being in a Discord server with Irish trans retards and American ex-pats. There's this public server I'm in and ever since the bombing again one user has basically been team Iran, talking about how he hoped the American pilots would get captured and how Iran should win and how America needs to lose. Legit I hope we invade Canada just so we can put him up against the wall. Now with this newest Kuwait and Saudi shit he's going "America should accept Iran's demands". The fucking demands that are impossible because Iran has demanded impossible, er, demands. It's impressive how delusional you can be when your entire thought process is how America is evil and deserves to get its teeth kicked in for -checks notes- guaranteeing freedom of navigation to the rest of the world. Absolutely raped world view. Pictured here is the -nicest- thing he's said today. Censoring his name because the server is public enough that I might can be discovered in it.

Wyświetl załącznik 8969110

I can't wait till when the bombing starts back up

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Jet-fuel prices roughly doubled in a matter of weeks after the war began, and they have remained high. Airlines have said that will add billions of dollars of additional expenses this year, squeezing profit margins. U.S. airlines spent more than $5 billion on fuel in March—up 30% from a year earlier, according to government data.

Carriers have been raising ticket prices, hoping to pass the cost along to consumers, and they are culling flights that will no longer make money at higher price levels.

In March, the price of a U.S. domestic round-trip economy ticket rose 21% from a year earlier to $570, according to Airlines Reporting Corp., which tracks travel-agency sales. So far, airlines have said the higher fares haven’t deterred bookings and they are hoping to recoup more of the fuel-cost increases as the year goes on.

This to me is looking more and more like a quagmire where Trump is just frozen in fear waiting on a deal that will never come hoping for some quick economic relief by counting on the IRGC when the only exit is another month of strikes. The Iranians were loosing when they were getting bombed and hunted down. Now they can relax and stall until the world oil markets deteriorate. Thats the only way they win this, is to continue stalling.

"But the heckin' water!!" "The Iranian economy is one month from collapse!" Yeah, its gonna run out and Iranian civilians will die, but they can't do shit about it because they are unarmed. They will get mowed down like they did in January. Regime has proven that it will go to great lengths to preserve the IRGC. Kim Jong Il let 600,000-1 million people die of starvation in the 90s to get his nuclear weapon. Its entirely plausible, likely Iran does the same.

Then theres the cargo ship issue. I know cargo ships are manned by third world browns, but if they start dying on the ships and can't be moved, that rescue operation is going to produce some bad headlines that will backfire on Trump. Thats not even addressing the oil crisis that will hurt everyone. Every day we sit around and do nothing hurts both economies, but the tolerance for the IRGC is far higher than the US is. They view this as a jihad and will die for it, that why they need to be killed.

We spent all April going through Poopistan trying to negotiate, and so far the admin is celebrating a proposal that looks like JCPOA II with Iran seeking the kick the can down the road for 'finer details'.

 

[Teshub]

Honestly at this point I can pass on bridge and power plant day.

I want to see IRGC and spokesman day.

Trump could nuke Tehran tomorrow and all I will see is "Iran remains strong in defying the Great Satan and we will remain triumphant" (and we still can toll the straight) along with thousands of liberals and turd worlders clapping in applause.

Whoever is in change of the guard gets a JDAM. Next up gets another 5 min later. rinse and repeat. Target all the mullahs too and anyone else involved with selecting a new supreme leader. Bomb that cripple too. Whatever retarded intern is posting these IRAN STRONG social media post gets a JDAM 5 minutes after hitting send. Their civilian government is powerless and useless, bomb them too, we have pilots that need combat experience. Tell the Marines on the MEUs that the Iranians have a stockpile of crayons.

These faggots are literally the skit with the black knight.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I want to see IRGC and spokesman day.

I want to see the Peacock Throne rebuilt from what’s left of Mojtaba’s bones

 

[The Cum Beast]

I'm digging all the shitting on Pakistan I'm seeing today.
It's about time mocking their groveling asses want mainstream.

-1 izzat

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Honestly at this point I can pass on bridge and power plant day.

The US doesn't need bridge and power plant day, they need IRGC leaders and foot soldiers to get vaporized into a fine red mist day. Thats your enemy. Its no longer good enough to just take out the leaders, entire units of them need to be massacred from the sky.

I want to see the Peacock Throne rebuilt from what’s left of Mojtaba’s bones

You want see... a bone chair?

 

[JayseeDenton]

these death by 1,000 cuts got us in Vietnam

We haven't suffered a single "cut" other than arguably the f-15. This is
>Iran is completely surrounded and cut off from the world at what is now minimal cost to US
>could wait as long as we want
>maybe we'll take action
>cuckistan says "pleaase wait on that saaar! Pleaaase we might be able to get iran to the table if you wait we need their gas saaar!"
>okay fine i'll wait but get to it and i'm still blocking their entire country

You guys are talking about this as if we have 5 brigades of soldiers stranded in iran that if we don't sweep the win within the next week will be captured and raped.

 

[SiggyB]

We haven't suffered a single "cut" other than arguably the f-15. This is
>Iran is completely surrounded and cut off from the world at what is now minimal cost to US
>could wait as long as we want
>maybe we'll take action
>cuckistan says "pleaase wait on that saaar! Pleaaase we might be able to get iran to the table if you wait we need their gas saaar!"
>okay fine i'll wait but get to it and i'm still blocking their entire country

You guys are talking about this as if we have 5 brigades of soldiers stranded in iran that if we don't sweep the win within the next week will be captured and raped.

I don't want to take the "Ackshually Iran is winning" side, but to say that we haven't taken any cuts is bullshit. We fortified and evacuated all the bases in the area but they still took hits, a lot of hits. We HAVE lost radar systems and we've lost infrastructure that took us years to build up. Sure this isn't as bad as actual US fatalities, but to Jonny Taxpayer, seeing a US base in the sandbox pockmarked and smashed like a giant decided 'fuck you in particular' to a couple hangars, it doesn't look like we're winning. Your average sub-90 IQ taxpayer doesn't know how fucked Iran is because Iran has done an amazing job at censoring everything that's coming out. We can see the footage of Tehran getting schwacked and of all the ships getting sunk but there's nothing tangible: no rebels marching on Tehran, only one (maybe two) Ayyatollahs dead, and now a ceasefire that's barely a ceasefire. I gotta' agree with the other folks here: we need to just start blowing up Iranian commanders, as many as we can. Start stacking bodies and naming names until the poor bitch accepting our demands was some half-colonel's valet because everyone above him is dead.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

We haven't suffered a single "cut" other than arguably the f-15.

Iran is holding the entire Middle Eastern oil market hostage, which the west and Asia depend on. Thats an big open wound thats bleeding and shows no signs of stopping.

There's been a massive tactical error by the US by ignoring the rocket speed boats which now present a real threat to big, soft, slow, targets like the cargo ships. The US miscalculated Irans resilience thinking they would agree to surrender but the tolerance for pain is far greater than they anticipated. Iran has had time to place dozens of mines in the Strait by now which will take time to remove. Are we loosing dozens of men to sandniggers in the hills? No, but this a pretty dire situation where Iran has the ability to shut down entire economies across the world. Thats not dooming, thats reality if this drags on for 1-2 months more.

Now, Iran has lost dozens of commanders, generals, large air defenses, radars, ocean ships, missiles, nuclear sites and war industries, but asymmetrical warfare has been their whole game for the past 40+ years.

I won't say Iran is winning, but they have the US in a chokehold that Trump is now hesitant to get out of because 'muh deal'. If I had to point to reasons why, it could be the more extensive damage done to bases, it could be the pilot rescue close call, it could be our interceptor supplies are low, he could also be avoiding another oil shock, but thats unavoidable. Delaying it just prolongs the pain and reduces the chances for a quick rebound.

Sure this isn't as bad as actual US fatalities, but to Jonny Taxpayer, seeing a US base in the sandbox pockmarked and smashed like a giant decided 'fuck you in particular' to a couple hangars, it doesn't look like we're winning.

Whats more concerning is not just cost, its the time it takes to manufacture and replace these assets.

 

[StudMccool]

Supposedly, this is an American base in Iraq being attacked by Iranian drones, but it could be Minneapolis on a regular Friday night for all I can make out.
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I genuinally wonder if this is how the british redcoats felt getting mollywopped by farmers with hunting rifles who sniped from trees and ambushed marching collums instead of standing in great big rows and seeing who ran out of men/courage first

there is going to be ALOT of ink spilled about this unforced error on trumps part, I still cant fathom how a military getting nearly a trillion dollars every year even allows a desert dwellers missle to come within 500 miles of one of our bases let alone light it up with impunity.

ive seen people rage quite more salvageable hoi4 games, our invasion force is just sitting there full preparation bar and we just have like 2% naval supremacy with red air.

in alot of ways I wish you 9d plan trusters could somehow be right but after 60 days of this and they still can somehow reach out and hit us I think we might have kept dancing while the music stopped.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

A large airbridge is underway. Looks like Trumps advisors finally understood that a deal isn't happening.

 

[Burnt Fish]

I still cant fathom how a military getting nearly a trillion dollars every year even allows a desert dwellers missle to come within 500 miles of one of our bases let alone light it up with impunity.

Because it's drones not Missiles that are managing to hit, and even then I'd never describe it as them "lighting us up with impunity" because that both implies they had a much higher success rate than they did in reality, and that it was done without consequence to themselves (which for every bit of ordinance they landed in targeted areas they received back exponentially more)

as an example
Iran fired 186 missiles into the UAE, only one hit it's target.

Iran fired 101 missiles into Qatar, 3 were not intercepted.