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- 27 Maj 2015
After reading the OP: "Potato suicide requested."
[12/30/2016] Phil plans to sleep in the woods near Oakland, needs winter clothes for him and Toren
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- 3 Lut 2013
ADF has been known to be autistic over maps, traffic signs -- and buses. Back on his artician account, he had dozens of photos of buses, trains and traffic lights/signs.
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- 14 Cze 2016
Why doesn't fatty go live with his clothes?
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- 25 Lip 2015
:autism:
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- 16 Mar 2014
It'll be like that bear scene in the Revenant but only a comedy.
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He's claiming that he's on a trip to get the rest of his shit to move into the apartment. Seeing this is Phil though he could have been warned by the landlord and is going on a trip to lay low for a few days.
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- 15 Sty 2014
Yep. God only knows how he got from there to being in a bizarre non-relationship with Phil, though.
A werewolf with a Kiwi Farms logo shaved into its fur.
He's ridiculously wasteful. He doesn't need $30 for food, he could spend a fraction of that on a few sandwiches or similar. He doesn't need to sleep in the woods, he can sleep on the bus or even in the storage unit (where does he normally sleep on these trips, anyway?). I mean, it's a couple of days with no real schedule, it's not like he needs to plan for a week or something.
For someone who's constantly poor, he really doesn't understand how to do poverty.
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- 11 Mar 2016
That's because he's never been genuinely poor. Poor people don't have a guaranteed check every month that covers their needs and some.
Straight Outta Cwcville
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- 10 Paź 2015
Considering his attitude towards cars he'd probably freak out if he had to get in one.
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- 10 Kwi 2013
Or something along those lines. Either one of his asspatters gives him money or he's got money for a motel. For all of his crying about sleeping outside and roughing it, Phil seldomly sleeps outside.
A werekiwi.
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- 15 Sty 2014
That's assuming he practises what he preaches. I'm of the opinion that the only reason he hates cars is because he can't drive (and is probably mentally incapable of learning) and can't afford a car. I bet if someone handed him a self-driving car, all expenses paid, he'd leap right in there.
An attitude adjustment, a realistic sense of his own importance, an exercise routine, a high-pressure hose-down, a job, and possibly a single hard slap.
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- 15 Sty 2014
The uncanny knack lolcows have for not getting killed, a lot of asspatters to prevent him actually spending that much time on the streets, plus the thick layer of blubber.
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Why would Phil, as a former homeless person, have so much clothes he couldn't fit it into a suitcase or two? And he seems to wear the same thing every day.
The potato is lying again, he just wants to ride the bus.
The potato is lying again, he just wants to ride the bus.
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- 16 Gru 2015
The usefulness of a person to society is inversely proportional to how likely they are to survive dumb shit.
So Philtato and CWC can stumble through life with zero regard for themselves or others and be fine while a hardworking parent of three slips on a dog turd and brains themselves on the pavement.
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- 10 Kwi 2013
Phil doesn't spend as much time outdoors as he likes to claim. Nearly every time he's claimed to be homeless and on the streets he actually is either staying in a hotel or is couch-surfing.