[12/30/2016] Phil plans to sleep in the woods near Oakland, needs winter clothes for him and Toren

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Ruin powiedział(a):
Isn't his tattooist buttbuddy sanjay or whatever in California? He's probably just going to get more shitty prison ink.
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Wouldn't be surprised if he did. He'd probably pull some excuse like he was having a panic attack, disassociating, or some bullshit and then claim that spending the money on a new shitty tattoo was a life saving emergency procedure.
 
>Oakland hills
assuming he means the east ridge hills around 13 and the tunnels, that's prime locations for:
1. sheriff and state park police to comb for drug fields, druggies, and homeless
2. really noisy. there's 4 bore hills, two state highways, and two major roads through the area.
3. drug growers camp in the forests and little valleys between homes for the moderately wealthy and Orinda/Moraga cops are known to be both bored and exploratory
4. mountain lions and coyotes. no joke. cougars too depend on season and are more south bay, but they move north because it's less wet and more warm during the CA winter months.
http://www.sfchronicle.com/science/...er-of-cougars-roaming-Sunol-hills-6165506.php
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/20...on-battles-deer-rancho-san-antonio-los-altos/
http://www.saveknowland.org/2012/02...ervationists-should-care-about-knowland-park/

for those hoping for bears, CA black bears tend to hang out more north of the bay and inland around the delta. if Phil has the bright idea to try and kill a deer or fish, he'll either have his skull caved in by a 6 point with something to prove or mercury poisoning.

also i'm not even 30 minutes from the area he's saying he'll be camping in. maybe i should convince a couple friends in uniform to let me tag along during a sweep?
 
If Phil would just buy some of those sports bags with the top openings, roll them and shove them in his bag, he could be down there in one trip, load up all his shit, bring it all back, and do some cleaning out from.

But nope, he'd rather pay to rent a storage unit that he only checks on once every four months, practically. Because like Chris, he doesn't know a damn thing about money(he knows enough, but his spending habits are shite)

There's also a way to pack a bag without just stuffing it in there. You fold and roll the clothes tightly, then line and lay them in layers. Doubt he thought to do that either.
 
Adamska powiedział(a):
He's a consumerist whore that splurges on expensive versions of things. He deems Goodwill beneath him.
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It's one of the things I find most puzzling about Phil. With Chris, he's always had a guaranteed roof over his head and his parents have consistently got him out of trouble, so I understand his inability to grok money. But Phil has been homeless for half a decade and yet somehow, throughout all of that, he has never got the hang of thrift. He's never figured out that if you need something, you get what you can and don't arse around worrying whether it matches your XXXXL Hot Topic skirt.

I know autists have trouble with metaphors, but Phil has made the saying "beggars can't be choosers" painfully literal.

Darndirty powiedział(a):
Why would someone with PTSD and extreme paranoia broadcast to his stalkers that he's going to be sleeping alone in the woods?
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Aside from the usual answer, possibilities are:
1) He hopes someone will say, "No, Izzy Hell, I can't let you do that, you brave tran warrior! Here's more money for a five-star hotel suite!"
2) Phil's sheltered existence means that he doesn't understand the very real dangers in the woods, and he thinks it'll just be a little bit chilly.
3) Phil is secretly hoping for a Kiwi attack, which he will fend off using his knife-from-Scream, relying on Kiwis' turn-based fighting techniques to get the killing blow in first.
4) Phil has forgotten that he could just sleep on the damn bus.
 
Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
2) Phil's sheltered existence means that he doesn't understand the very real dangers in the woods, and he thinks it'll just be a little bit chilly.
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one of the more realistic situations would be an encounter with a snake, mites/ticks, or raccoon or something which are far more common than the extreme examples of mountain lions. also it gets pretty cold out there - perhaps not freezing, but around 30F isn't exactly fun times if you're not prepared with proper clothing (and not something that will retain moisture and not heat).
 
ToroidalBoat powiedział(a):
Why do people like Phil travel so much anyway?
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Before, it was because he'd wear his welcome out with the SJW crowd in one city and move on to the next.

Now, based on his last trip to Cali, I think he just likes the journey. He was posting videos of empty stretches of road and rest stops, like he expected everyone else to be as excited as he was. It reminds him of happier times, when his girlfriend wasn't fucking other dudes in their bed, and Kiwis weren't planning nightly rapemurder.
 
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