[12/30/2016] Phil plans to sleep in the woods near Oakland, needs winter clothes for him and Toren

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Anightinchristine powiedział(a):
Do you think if someone sent him MAGA-imprinted jackets and winter clothes, he'd wear them? Or would he rather take people's money so he can spend it on cheese and bikes?
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He'd post a video of him destroying them, then beg for more money for winter clothes. Which he would then blow on bike accessories and tattoos.

Unless you claimed MAGA was short for Krav Maga, which he would probably embrace as a dangerous edgy powerful transx latinx womynx.
 
Well, Phil's had a weird fetishization of the outdoors for a while now, starting with those weird kayaking tattoos. It's grown into his anti-civilization and pseudo-environmentalist rants, but I think it started with the bicycling thing and worked it's way up from that. Thing is, I doubt he's ever gone hiking, camping or any other vaguely outdoorsy activity in his life. He's kind of the quintessential suburban boy. If he did, he'd probably get himself scared or hurt and run home to post about what a fake bad ass he was on Facebook then munch on some overpriced cheese.
 
snailshell powiedział(a):
I'm pretty sure "camping in the woods" actually means "sleeping in some bushes". Phil is an urban animal. He probably hasn't ever been in real woods in his entire life. After all, woods don't have libraries, crazy commie-troon haven stores, and Whole Foods cheese.
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Never in all the tales tweaker told about Phil was he ever willing to stay in the woods.
Parks, green belts around public buildings and abandoned building used by similar types of dick heads were his usual haunts.
It's worth noting that Phil has an unused two man tent, camping stove and ration packs that he bought during a phase he planned to leave city dwelling behind but pussied out on....likely due to lack of WiFi.
 
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Phil isnt staying gin the woods. Hes just using this to get more donations. He was planning on going to Oakland anyway. I think he must have a real emotional attachment to that stuff in his locker.

What gets me tho is theres no way hed spend this much money each month just to get a few backpacks full of clothes. He could easily carry more than that with him like a duffelbag and a box in his lap on the greyhound bus.
 
Mogambo powiedział(a):
Well, Phil's had a weird fetishization of the outdoors for a while now, starting with those weird kayaking tattoos. It's grown into his anti-civilization and pseudo-environmentalist rants, but I think it started with the bicycling thing and worked it's way up from that. Thing is, I doubt he's ever gone hiking, camping or any other vaguely outdoorsy activity in his life. He's kind of the quintessential suburban boy. If he did, he'd probably get himself scared or hurt and run home to post about what a fake bad ass he was on Facebook then munch on some overpriced cheese.
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I'd pay good money to read Phil's version of Walden.
 
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