Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

[Old Wizard]

That's April 29, "Last girl juice before surgery".

I thought by "last girl juice" he meant last ejaculation

Why not pretend to have the surgery done in Asia instead?
It would be harder to verify if you claim to have it done in Vietnam or some other beautiful place filled with highly educated and intelligent individuals.

I hear that in Thailand you can get it done for $5000 in cash. $2000 lowest. But from what I've heard, results can be sort of sketchy.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Phil should probably get in touch with Paul aka Farrah Flawless in regards to cheap bottom surgery.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Wow, a self-written calendar filled with fantastical entries (gym 3 times a week plus yoga etc... right, Phil). He sure showed kiwifarms! But then this is the guy who went through the trouble of inventing a detailed trip to the middle east in his head.

What I think is the best thing about the gym lies is that not only does he list going to the gym 3 times a week, but during the later month, he's still going to the gym, but instead of the regular 2-3 hour sessions, the dipshit puts down that he's going to be there the entire day. no one in their right mind would ever go to the gym to workout for the entire day. That is probably his best obvious lie. Are you trying to prove that you're a pathological liar by throwing yourself under the bus Phil, because you're actually succeeding at it.

 

[Ntwadumela]

July 4 - burn the flag day

If I remember correctly, isn’t it illegal in certain countries to burn your flag?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah but Phil only cares about Star Wars if it features his new obsession Kylo Ren. I mean, Phil will probably still get a boner for whoever the "evil" guy in the Solo movie is... oh shit. Wait, Han Solo is Kylo Men's dad... this is playing right into his fetishes...

Actually, in all seriousness, I'm actually a bit surprised Phil never obsessed over Boba Fett. He's all hyped up as a "bad ass" and is popular with a certain type of fan. Honestly you'd think Phil would eat that shit up. Probably doesn't know about the Expanded Universe I guess...

I don't think we've seen any evidence that he's even seen any Star Wars films apart from The Last Jedi, have we? The only reference I've seen to other movies was "Revenge of the Slit." I'd have gone with "A New Hole" myself.

If he actually did get the surgery, "Revenge of the Slit" would be a good term for the inevitable infection.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

The only reference I've seen to other movies was "Revenge of the Slit."

"Rogue Recovery" seems to be an extremely sad attempt to refer to Rogue One.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Rogue Recovery" seems to be an extremely sad attempt to refer to Rogue One.

When he shits himself, he should call it Rogue Bum.

 

[Old Wizard]

If I remember correctly, isn’t it illegal in certain countries to burn your flag?

Supreme Court ruled that it was legal. Go figure.

I understand the piercings, but what the fuck is "boot jewelry"? Why does it have to be removed?

 

[nvrwastetree]

July 4 - burn the flag day

If I remember correctly, isn’t it illegal in certain countries to burn your flag?

Do you think Phil knows it's illegal??? He is dumber than a goldfish. I'd live to see him burn the flag in a public place, get arrested, then attempt to say he shouldn't be in jail because he's a latinx r.etard

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Enough with the Star Wars puns. We get it, you like Star Wars.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Phil posted his "appointment" schedule from the electrolysis clinic not to long ago.

Spoiler

All the appointments on this sheet are at 9:15am and last 90 mins vs his calendar markings starting at 9am and lasting 150 mins.

Just sayin...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Do you think Phil knows it's illegal??? He is dumber than a goldfish. I'd live to see him burn the flag in a public place, get arrested, then attempt to say he shouldn't be in jail because he's a latinx r.etard

He’d never actually burn the flag for fear of getting the shit kicked out of him by a patriotic ‘Murican. More likely he’ll take a photo of himself flipping it off in the safety of his own apartment.

 

[MMX]

Phil posted his "appointment" schedule from the electrolysis clinic not to long ago.

Spoiler

All the appointments on this sheet are at 9:15am and last 90 mins vs his calendar markings starting at 9am and lasting 150 mins.

Just sayin...

Phil couldn't lie straight in bed
But thats mostly because Toren makes him sleep on the couch

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil posted his "appointment" schedule from the electrolysis clinic not to long ago.

Spoiler

All the appointments on this sheet are at 9:15am and last 90 mins vs his calendar markings starting at 9am and lasting 150 mins.

Just sayin...

How many appointments does he need? He'd already claimed to have loads before this particular obvious fake. If this were true he'd be as hairless as a slug by the end of it. Maybe he's getting his masses of gorilla-thick back hair lasered off too

 

[The Dude]

Phil must believe that everyone in the world is as stupid and rétarded as he is, because that's not how any of this works. This is a simple case of too much (unresearched) detail making a lie unbelievable. He's basically flinging shit against a wall and hoping some of it sticks by throwing around all this info that he thinks sounds legit and hoping no one will notice that it's utter nonsense.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

How many appointments does he need? He'd already claimed to have loads before this particular obvious fake. If this were true he'd be as hairless as a slug by the end of it. Maybe he's getting his masses of gorilla-thick back hair lasered off too

For reference, generally it takes 3 to 4 appointments to permanently remove hair in an area like your armpits.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This might be nitpicking: Phil's supposed exercise regimen. This gung-ho schedule is a classic mistake people do when starting something new like working out. "Alright! The first of next month, I'm finally getting in shape! Yoga, weights, I'm going hard all fuck'n day!" You'll exhaust yourself, possibly injure something, and finally resent it and quit. To apply this to Phil's overall lifestyle, it's probably indicative of his lack of previous commitments/responsibilities.

It's like he's deliberately trying to make this as obvious as possible that he's not going through with anything. There's a reason when you start you're supposed to take it easy and stop if you feel yourself getting too tired. But then of course Taters wants us to think he's been riding his bike all over town so his heart is already in tip top condition.

 

[Android raptor]

That's a lot of words to say he's going to shit himself and do nothing (and maybe occasionally get yelled at by the alcoholic that stole his bedroom).

Also it's interesting he's talking about burning flags while obsessing over a character played by someone who was in the military. From what I've seen members of the military tend not to take to kindly to people doing shit like that even if it is legal in the US.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

"GRS Surgery" = Gender Reassignment Surgery Surgery

And what exactly does he mean by post-op physical therapy? Besides dilation, you shouldn't really be touching or moving down there for at least 3 months, even if it's just the muscles around it.

Sorry but how is it “gender reassignment surgery” when according to all trannies gender =/ genitals? I thought the crazies considered it “sex reassignment surgery”.

So even that the potato got wrong. No wonder every doctor denies him the surgery.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Just think a year from now he can try this all over again