Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

[Randy Lahey]

Oh my God he actually calls it "the revenge of the slit" I can't even.

Kiwi Farms has the high ground, so Phil can fuck off.

 

[Raiken]

The joke is april first.

 

[MY 405]

This can’t be right. “Solo”opens on the 25th of May, HOW is fake GRS Craft Project more important than his new found love for a Galaxy Fat, Fat Away?!

 

[Traditional Tet]

who else got three quarters of the way down before they realised this wasn't Phil Burnell?

 

[TiggerNits]

Oh my God he actually calls it "the revenge of the slit" I can't even.

Yeah, it's like Phil is a mentally ill, disgusting dude with a horrific fetish that belittles women

 

[MY 405]

who else got three quarters of the way down before they realised this wasn't Phil Burnell?

That usually happens to me in reverse order. I get excited about some crazy Dutch hooker and then it was about DSP and just didn’t seem as much fun.

 

[calibrations]

I'm going to need at least three more calendars to document Xochi's whereabouts during this time.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

"I'mma'bout to live the rest of my days with an oozing wound in my taint, rendering me forever med-dependant... GAME OVER KIWI FARMS"

 

[Deezy]

Hm. The only way I'll truly accept defeat is if there are pics,

 

[:thinking:]

Why not pretend to have the surgery done in Asia instead?
It would be harder to verify if you claim to have it done in Vietnam or some other beautiful place filled with highly educated and intelligent individuals.

 

[4Macie]

Wow, a self-written calendar filled with fantastical entries (gym 3 times a week plus yoga etc... right, Phil). He sure showed kiwifarms! But then this is the guy who went through the trouble of inventing a detailed trip to the middle east in his head.

This reminds me a bit of various prophets and the ways that they get around the fact that the world doesn't actually end (or whatever) on their predicted date. Some choose to make sure they're right with a neat trick like mass suicide. Others, like Harold Camping decide that they were basically correct but they just got the date wrong (OOPS!) and often do this numerous times. Then there are some, like Jan van Leiden, who give a set date and upon waking up and seeing things basically the same, tell everyone that he was actually right and the end times have occurred- it's just more of a 'spiritual' thing than God actually stepping down and smiting the unbelievers.

Might that be what Phil does here? Go through this entire process entirely in his head or via 'headmates' and pretend that he really is an honest vagina-possessing woman? Or say that he had to postpone because 'reasons?' Let's find out.

Funny thought. We’re wrong this entire time and it’s not Phil getting the surgery but a headmate.

Wouldn’t surprise me at this point.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Why not pretend to have the surgery done in Asia instead?
It would be harder to verify if you claim to have it done in Vietnam or some other beautiful place filled with highly educated and intelligent individuals.

Except Phil will only travel by Greyhound bus and those don't go to Asia.

 

[Mogambo]

Isn't yoga "cultural appropriation"?

Yes apparently it is according to the SJW people on the internet. You better check your privilege Phil.

This can’t be right. “Solo”opens on the 25th of May, HOW is fake GRS Craft Project more important than his new found love for a Galaxy Fat, Fat Away?!

Yeah but Phil only cares about Star Wars if it features his new obsession Kylo Ren. I mean, Phil will probably still get a boner for whoever the "evil" guy in the Solo movie is... oh shit. Wait, Han Solo is Kylo Men's dad... this is playing right into his fetishes...

Actually, in all seriousness, I'm actually a bit surprised Phil never obsessed over Boba Fett. He's all hyped up as a "bad ass" and is popular with a certain type of fan. Honestly you'd think Phil would eat that shit up. Probably doesn't know about the Expanded Universe I guess...

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I'm curious to see how he plays it from here. Yeah, you can fake the no balls thing (and he has been), but you can't really fake a vaginoplasty.
I suspect this may be the end of Philthy nudes, thank god.

He's lied his way into a corner. At this point, he has 3 options:
-Admit he's full of shit (never going to happen)
-Actually get bottom surgery (he has no money, no insurance, and no hope of getting either)
-Never show anything below his waist again while claiming victory over the evil kiwis

 

[Picnic_Boy]

What's the point in Phil's trying to one-up Kiwi Farms in the first place? Even if the Gender Fairy made him into a biological woman, he'd still be an incorrigible dolt that looks like Chunk and Sloth settled down and had a baby. He'd still be a target of ridicule.

 

[TiggerNits]

What's the point in Phil's trying to one-up Kiwi Farms in the first place? Even if the Gender Fairy made him into a biological woman, he'd still be an incorrigible dolt that looks like Chunk and Sloth settled down and had a baby. He'd still be a target of ridicule.

Phil's a bit of a moron with a massive dosage of cognitive dissonance onboard. He's about as self-aware as he is feminine

 

[NimertiS]

I really don't get why they use an ancient method like electrolysis instead of some alexandrite laser

 

[Billy_Sama]

I bet he will draw a vagina on this crouch and call it the real thing.

 

[TiggerNits]

I bet he will draw a vagina on this crouch and call it the real thing.

I hope he makes it out of crayola model magic

 

[Mogambo]

I suspect this may be the end of Philthy nudes, thank god.

Do you know Phil? Even in this day and age, MOST people don't post nude selfies all over the internet, let alone repeatedly try to show them to a site dedicated to make fun of them (then again, MOST people aren't big enough lolcows to get that far in the first place). Phil will continue with the unwanted nudes until he either goes into a diabetic coma and dies or loses internet access... whichever comes first.