Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

[MMX]

The “game over “ thing gets me. Does he think we’re just going to stop finding him funny because he claims he got his cock chopped off? He’d still be the same person, just with no cock.

The more “evidence “ he provides, the less convinced I am about his surgery. Which is weird, because I started with “not convinced at all.”

It's nice to see that his transition isn't motivated by the fact he considers himself born into the wrong body and genital mutilation will ease his pain but it's motivated by a desire to show randos on the Internet the lengths he will go to show he's better than CWC by becoming tru-scum.

@Ravenor @Smutley any chance of a poll to gauge who's excited for the new era of Phil was a tru-scum woman content and who would rather stick with old stale Phil content.

 

[Ravenor]

@Ravenor @Smutley any chance of a poll to gauge who's excited for the new era of Phil was a tru-scum woman content and who would rather stick with old stale Phil content.

I'm game but I'm not sure what questions to use.

 

[repentance]

I'm game but I'm not sure what questions to use.

Not sure if it helps but the reason I'd like it to be true isn't just that it would bring new content - after all, Phil can make up new bullshit any time. It's that SRS would require Phil to deal with something which is extremely unpleasant over a prolonged period, with Toren as his only support. He's not likely to deal with that quietly.

 

[MMX]

I'm game but I'm not sure what questions to use.

Are you

A: excited about the new era of content fem-phil will bring. Bring on Spanish snatch
B: disgusted. Phil should remain an honest CIS man. Don't be wasting my CIS bux faggot
C: neither. He should drink bleach

 

[Sparklepants]

What a schedule. How can he manage to find the time to sue the landlord?

I've never heard of a bowel prep that takes 4 days -- not even for colonoscopy.

4 day bowel prep is a new thing, the Mr.’s GI doc offered it instead of the traditional one. Apparently it’s less stressful, you take a series of tablets over the 4 days while following a strict diet that slowly cuts your food intake until the last day which is just clear liquids and broth. I haven’t heard of it for elective surgery though, just for people who might have issues following the traditional prep.

 

[MG 620]

It seems the tard forgot to add "wednesday" in English in the April calendar.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

A lot of info and stupid pointless shit written down only to forget to put who's going to pick him up from the hospital and what time. IIRC he need's personal transport from surgery, otherwise it's cancelled, and as previously mentioned about the Dr's name mispelled, that seems like a pretty egregious mistake for something so important.

 

[KingQueen]

I still have absolutely no idea how, if the surgery is real, anyone would expect someone deemed low-functioning by the state to be capable of following through this surgical plan.

Gonna say again, but I think Phil is underestimating this surgery. It would probably be better if it's a lie.

Also, amazing all the things you can accomplish in a timeframe when someone else pays your bills.

EDIT: oh also I absolutely fucking hate the Star Wars shit

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I still have absolutely no idea how, if the surgery is real, anyone would expect someone deemed low-functioning by the state to be capable of following through this surgical plan.

This is liberal health care ideology in a nutshell.

 

[4Macie]

4 day bowel prep is a new thing, the Mr.’s GI doc offered it instead of the traditional one. Apparently it’s less stressful, you take a series of tablets over the 4 days while following a strict diet that slowly cuts your food intake until the last day which is just clear liquids and broth. I haven’t heard of it for elective surgery though, just for people who might have issues following the traditional prep.

Can confirm 4 day bowel prep. Family member is older and the more traditional route was deemed too straining. Still wasn’t fun though. Can you imagine?? Four days of basically constant shitting? That’s a raw butthole if ever one existed.

Phil remembered to put down things like his “head mates” vacation... but not what time his “girlfriend” would need to pick him up. Or when he would have to do his dilating sessions.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Luckily for Phil, there's a phone lifeline especially for... damn, I mean sadly for Phil...

That's if they answer....which they won't. Then he will bus it to Greta's sisterhood to show them the new Spanish taint...I mean mincemeat...shit, I mean his vagina made out of his shitty asshole...wait, that technically makes it so Phil has two assholes.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Yoga huh? This is probably just an excuse to wear tight fitting clothes and check out chicks who are wearing them.

But I give him a few days before he quits.

 

[Positron]

Isn't yoga "cultural appropriation"?

Not that Phil would actually take a yoga class, of course. The fact that he doesn't e-beg for a leoTARD is proof enough.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Can confirm 4 day bowel prep. Family member is older and the more traditional route was deemed too straining. Still wasn’t fun though. Can you imagine?? Four days of basically constant shitting? That’s a raw butthole if ever one existed.

Let's give Phil a helping hand in preparing for what that probably will feel like.

With some sugar free Haribo gummy bears!

For those of you unfamiliar with this weapon of non-sugary destruction...check the reviews.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wonder if Slingblade is planning to play along with this imaginary surgery in public (Well. Their version of public... Twitter). It seems like "My platonic life mate just had a stink ditch installed I must tend to her" would make for good ass petting tweets for Toren. On the other hand... he seems to want to pretend Phil doesn't exist in his little Twitter kingdom.

 

[QT 219]

As someone who pops in and out of potato threads, I have a question. Is Phil the type of cow who would risk in-home, self-amputation and then post pics to prove Kiwi Farms wrong?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

As someone who pops in and out of potato threads, I have a question. Is Phil the type of cow who would risk in-home, self-amputation and then post pics to prove Kiwi Farms wrong?

Phil is a huge pussy. Apart from tattoos, he seems completely adverse to any physical pain. His idea of "self harm" was to scrape on his fat hairy gut with a plastic knife till it turned red. So no, I can't see Phil managing to cut his dick off and to try and stuff it into the hole.

 

[nvrwastetree]

As someone who pops in and out of potato threads, I have a question. Is Phil the type of cow who would risk in-home, self-amputation and then post pics to prove Kiwi Farms wrong?

I think you're getting confused, Chris was the one who mutilated himself. Phil overdoes his tattoos and ends up looking like a jackass. At this point I'm honestly surprised Phil hasnt contracted hepatitis, MRSA, or even AIDS

 

[Deez Nuts]

So he is going to clean for one weekend during one month out of that entire timespan? He is being truthful about one thing at least.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Wow, a self-written calendar filled with fantastical entries (gym 3 times a week plus yoga etc... right, Phil). He sure showed kiwifarms! But then this is the guy who went through the trouble of inventing a detailed trip to the middle east in his head.

This reminds me a bit of various prophets and the ways that they get around the fact that the world doesn't actually end (or whatever) on their predicted date. Some choose to make sure they're right with a neat trick like mass suicide. Others, like Harold Camping decide that they were basically correct but they just got the date wrong (OOPS!) and often do this numerous times. Then there are some, like Jan van Leiden, who give a set date and upon waking up and seeing things basically the same, tell everyone that he was actually right and the end times have occurred- it's just more of a 'spiritual' thing than God actually stepping down and smiting the unbelievers.

Might that be what Phil does here? Go through this entire process entirely in his head or via 'headmates' and pretend that he really is an honest vagina-possessing woman? Or say that he had to postpone because 'reasons?' Let's find out.