Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

[nvrwastetree]

He wants a tiny trap because he doesn't want to be raped by CIS DUDES.

What's irionic is that Phil probably at least understands that no one, absolutely no one,an, woman, child, dog, cat, bird or anything else for that matter would never think of raping his latinx supple ass.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Tsk. Phil hasn't been paying attention in feminist school. Doesn't he know that apparently cis dudes will rape anything?*

I should've realised it'd be something to do with rape. To troons, that and sex work are the only two things that make females female.

*Not Phil, though. Tiny innie or tiny outie, no cis dude is that crazy.

 

[Haunter]

What's irionic is that Phil probably at least understands that no one, absolutely no one,an, woman, child, dog, cat, bird or anything else for that matter would never think of raping his latinx supple ass.

Well, there is Toren. He's sorta like an amalgamation of man, woman, and animal. And there's several thing of Phil's that he's raping. The notable the exception will be the heralded Latinx inside-out-dick-pussy.

(A particularly crass Kiwi may be tempted to venture the questionable joke: "Valimir is Toren Phil a new one")...

 

[DragoonSierra]

I think you're getting confused, Chris was the one who mutilated himself. Phil overdoes his tattoos and ends up looking like a jackass. At this point I'm honestly surprised Phil hasnt contracted hepatitis, MRSA, or even AIDS

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Fuck you,
Ritual Arts.

I'm curious to see how he plays it from here. Yeah, you can fake the no balls thing (and he has been), but you can't really fake a vaginoplasty.
I suspect this may be the end of Philthy nudes, thank god.

He's lied his way into a corner. At this point, he has 3 options:
-Admit he's full of shit (never going to happen)
-Actually get bottom surgery (he has no money, no insurance, and no hope of getting either)
-Never show anything below his waist again while claiming victory over the evil kiwis

Do you know Phil? Even in this day and age, MOST people don't post nude selfies all over the internet, let alone repeatedly try to show them to a site dedicated to make fun of them (then again, MOST people aren't big enough lolcows to get that far in the first place). Phil will continue with the unwanted nudes until he either goes into a diabetic coma and dies or loses internet access... whichever comes first.

Hed be offering proof that his entire youcaring page is a lie and a scam if he posts nudes.

Also...the RATPIRE? Is this where the ratemperor, who is ten ratkings stuck together, rules?

In before Warhammer reference.

 

[MMX]

Has Phil ever said how he plans to get GRS when he has a micropenis? Is he planning (fantasizing) about getting one of those colon transplants?

As others have pointed out the whole 4 day bowel clense tallys with the pre-op for colon transplant so I think that's the lie he's playing.
Even Phil knows and admits his acorn isn't up to the task.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He wants a tiny trap because he doesn't want to be raped by CIS DUDES.

He hasn’t thought this through. With a tiny vag, the only people small enough to rape him will be other troons. Which is unfortunate, because they’re the only ones who’d be desperate enough to try.

 

[MMX]

He hasn’t thought this through. With a tiny vag, the only people small enough to rape him will be other troons. Which is unfortunate, because they’re the only ones who’d be desperate enough to try.

Does just the tip count as rape ?

 

[Positron]

Does just the tip count as rape ?

A bad look counts as rape already.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

A bad look counts as rape already.

Looking at his general direction counts as rape. Hell, even looking at the pics he posts counts as rape.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I just love the idea that Phil honestly thinks that 1) people want to rape his blobfish body and 2) he can stop them by crying, “Wait! You can’t rape me! I have a shallow vagina!”

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I really hope this happening. If an infection doesn’t kill him, it’ll probably fuse back together.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I just love the idea that Phil honestly thinks that 1) people want to rape his blobfish body and 2) he can stop them by crying, “Wait! You can’t rape me! I have a shallow vagina!”

Doesn't Phil know rapists have standards......

 

[Maiden]

I really hope this happening. If an infection doesn’t kill him, it’ll probably fuse back together.

He'd probably dilate it a couple times, do some dumb shit like leave the dilator in there and forget about it and it'd end up sealed in there when the wound closes up.

 

[DragoonSierra]

He'd probably dilate it a couple times, do some dumb shit like leave the dilator in there and forget about it and it'd end up sealed in there when the wound closes up.

Thatd be painful shit

 

[nvrwastetree]

Thatd be painful shit

But you honestly can't deny it would be the funniest thing that's ever happened to Phil. "Please consider donating to my youcaring so I cant get my dialator out of my Spanish snatch because kiwifarms and antifa agents where attempting to rape/kill me".

 

[2spooky]

Hell, even looking at the pics he posts counts as rape.

Rape for whom? Because I definitely feel like I've been assaulted every time I peek into one of the photo update threads.