Operation Tupacalypse Eli's mom finds out about Tupacalypse

[The Mass Debater]

I love that the long running MICIS and Tupacalypse subplots are coming together in epic fashion. Following deagle nation is always so damn theatrical I think it should be considered a work of postmodern comedy even if the actors are themselves unaware of their role.

 

[Payday]

Semper Fidelis, Eli, Semper Fidelis

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Truly, Tiberius has fallen.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I knew from the beginning this would happen. I guess it's a good time for Eli to go back to live life in the slow lane, if you know what I mean

 

[Linako 2.0]

Eli is a true veteran

 

[Honeyrabbit]

I catch up on Operation Tupacalypse in one day, and the next day it's all over.

 

[CWCissey]

I catch up on Operation Tupacalypse in one day, and the next day it's all over.

ZIS IZ ALL YOUR FAULT!

 

[Burned Man]

Eli has been deployed for months, how is he going to integrate back into civilian life? He has a taste for the action and will need a new mission but without a commander there can be no missions. I hope it doesn't become a first blood situation.


Eli: You got some place I can get WiFi around here?
Cop: There's a McDonalds about thirty miles up the highway.
Eli: Is there a law against me playing Runescape here?
Cop: Yeah! ME!


It would make a dramatic reappearance for Commander Stryker when he shows up to get Eli out of the town.

Jace: Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Massachusetts: Here lies Eli, Super Secret Agent Marine, survivor of 3 months in Israel, Level 40 warrior in Runescape. Killed for Vagrancy in Fagwater, USA.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'm placing my bets on Eli refusing to comeback to the states to stay and live the super spy life, so Eli's parents have to send tyce or jace over to convince him to come back

 

[tehpope]

Eli has been deployed for months, how is he going to integrate back into civilian life? He has a taste for the action and will need a new mission but without a commander there can be no missions. I hope it doesn't become a first blood situation.

Nah, it'll be more like Apocalypse Now.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I'm placing my bets on Eli refusing to comeback to the states to stay and live the super spy life, so Eli's parents have to send tyce or jace over to convince him to come back

That'd be funny, but there's no way they will spend money on one of Eli's stoner buddies. If Eli truly is that spoiled, he has some sort of allowance and they can cut him off.

 

[Mikeula]

At this point it would be more impressive if they were acters....wow, Eli will now be a jaded veteran, homeless, unthanked, unwelcomed.....harassed by the police...and Jace will be jealous as hell ,probably not openly, but Eli has done more then any other member of Deagle Nation...he will also probably become an alpha juggalo and have acces to the least obesse and disease ridden women available....the group dynamic will be interesting...Eli, the stealth combat secret spy vet, Tyce, the forsaken master swordzzz man, Jace , disgraced commander out to redeem himself. Oddly the real life plot would be too unrealistic for a video game plot...you would have too tone it down...which says kind of a lot...and just wanted to add, Jace will likely think Eli was captured and made a double agent...mostly because he will be jealous of Eli and need a reason to demonize him

 

[CWCissey]

I'm placing my bets on Eli refusing to comeback to the states to stay and live the super spy life, so Eli's parents have to send tyce or jace over to convince him to come back

They'll just contact the US Embassy and get actual professionals to do the job rather than sending over one of his insane friends.

 

[Dr. Meme]

They'll just contact the US Embassy and get actual professionals to do the job rather than sending over one of his insane friends.

I CAN DREAM CANT I

 

[CWCissey]

I CAN DREAM CANT I

No hope - but no harm
Just another false alarm

 

[StressSigh]

23 years to the day that 2pacalypse Now was released...

CONSPIRACY???

 

[Morbid Boredom]

They'll just contact the US Embassy and get actual professionals to do the job rather than sending over one of his insane friends.

The US Embassy will ignore a family dispute, and will never be convinced Eli could cause an international incident.
"Before I transferred to the State Department, I used to work in the SSA. Every day I got calls that some fat 'tard in Virginia was abusing his SSI Benefits!"

 

[CWCissey]

The US Embassy will ignore a family dispute, and will never be convinced Eli could cause an international incident.
"Before I transferred to the State Department, I used to work in the SSA. Every day I got calls that some fat 'tard in Virginia was abusing his SSI Benefits!"

But if they hear that Eli is a danger to himself they likely will do something.

 

[BillRiley]

They'll just contact the US Embassy and get actual professionals to do the job rather than sending over one of his insane friends.

Unless they have major pull at the State Department, the embassy pr guy will politely tell them to go retrieve their tardling themselves.

But if they hear that Eli is a danger to himself they likely will do something.

Sure. They'll give EliMom the number of the local cop shop.

 

[DeagleDad420]

But if they hear that Eli is a danger to himself they likely will do something.

The retards on Facepunch already repeatedly e-mailed and called the US Embassy in Tel Aviv telling them Eli was trying to kill the Prime Minister, because they were naively trying to help him and somehow thought that this would cause him to get safely deported home with no problems at all instead of getting fucking arrested and possibly charged with treason in the middle of a warzone. Thankfully, their incompitence outpaced their poor planning and none of it worked, in fact we never even heard anything about it from the Embassy or Eli at all. So I wouldn't worry.

Also, some speculation here: currently attempting to find Eli's plane... This one looks promising, given that his video was posted midnight EST, which translates to 7AM Israel time, and the plane departed at 10 AM Israel time (I also think his parents would want to book the earliest plane they possibly could, but I'm not sure if they would be able to on such short notice) If this is the correct plane, then he'd arrive at JFK at about 2:30 PM EST today.