Operation Tupacalypse Eli's mom finds out about Tupacalypse

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DeagleDad420

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Fucking Pissed At This Dumb Broad After 115 Days And So Close 2 Finding Tupac I Was Red Hot On His Fucking Tail N She Ruinz It Now I Dont Even Kno If IM Gona Get a XBox I Almost Fuckin Died For THiS Shit I Fuckcin Barely Escaped Like Dyin 5 Times Wow Can U Say Fuckin Shut Down Wtf I Mean Its Like Fuckin Nearly 8 Fuckin In The mOrning Here I Was Fuckin Just About 2 Get 2 Lvl 20 Combat On My New Alt When This Bitch Ruins My All Nighter Well Now I Got Her On Fuckin Tape 4 Being A Cunt Red Handed Thats It Im Flyin Out Rite Away Ill Post A Vid When I Get Back 2 America I Guess Catch You Soon Guys

Out of everything that could have taken him down, out of the fact that he traveled to a foreign country to kill the prime minister while explicitly stating this beforehand on video and then posted it on the internet, smuggled a fucking crossbow onto an international flight, jumped off a two-story balcony to escape being poisoned by an imaginary Islamic assassin, out of the fact that he was homeless for long stretches of time and overstayed his visa to find a dead rapper, or that he wandered through the Negev while high as a kite on a vision quest to find Da Jew Pyramids... all of that he survived, but in the end, the one thing that brought it all crashing down was his mom finding out about the phone bill.

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Oh fuck...

Eli actually didn't die.

I have some people that owe me money now.
 
Yeah, that's basically how I figured this would turn out. What is it with lolcows and being reliant on their mothers?
 
What a shame. He was a good field commander. What a rotten way to get deported.
 
We all knew mission failed was the only way this would end. Hell true hath no fury like a stoner's pissed off mom.
 
I'm not sure since it was really hard to make out, but did she say something about taking Eli's cottage away from him or something?

I sure hope that's what it is. She'd be in for a nice surprise, and Eli would be in even worse trouble... :ween:
 
This is how the mission ends
Not with a Bang, but with a Whimper.
 
I'm not sure since it was really hard to make out, but did she say something about taking Eli's cottage away from him or something?

I sure hope that's what it is. She'd be in for a nice surprise, and Eli would be in even worse trouble... :ween:
If I followed it, I think Eli told her that he rented the cottage out to a fictional college pal named "Chad." I think she said that they are going to evict "Chad" tomorrow, which should be very entertaining.
 
Oh my G-d :lol:
I'm just starting to watch, but:
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE ALL THIS TIME?!?!?!"
"Fueling the fight"
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???"

Can't breathe :lol:
 
ELI, WHAT HAPPENED?! ELI?! EEEELIIIIII!!!


Now he'll never liberate Tupac from the fortress of Islamic Mice that is also inexplicably a McDonalds.
 
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