Operation Tupacalypse Eli's mom finds out about Tupacalypse

[The Nameless One]

With lines like this, I'm honestly struggling to believe that Eli is being serious and isn't a god-level troll.

Like Tyce, I suspect that some of the absurd things Eli says are half-hearted attempts to deflect serious questions with humor because they literally can't process the severity of their situations. Blame it on years of chronic drug abuse.

This video is beautiful. All of this Tupacalypse shit is great, but this video in particular makes me wonder why the hell everyone on the Internet isn't eating it up. This is way funnier than 90% of the manufactured shit you see on YouTube that goes viral 3 seconds after being posted.

As others have said already, though, I hope this doesn't result in the dismantling of stoner central command! Without a playhouse for their crazy schemes, Jace and company are going to have a much harder time getting up to their wild antics.

 

[CatParty]

/me rates eli's mom

late

 

[Clown Doll]

this video in particular makes me wonder why the hell everyone on the Internet isn't eating it up..

You'd really have to get involved in reading the Twitters and be up to speed to Parkourdude91's history and the relationship dynamics within the Deagle Nation to get much anything out of it. Without the context, Eli's just some dumb stoner on a run from his mom. The Parkourdude91 saga is harder to follow than Chris, and the nuances of it are lost to many who have not dedicated time to his following.

 

[CasualWhimsicott]

Well it's been a good ride but all good things must come to an end. Godspeed, Eli.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

The retards on Facepunch already repeatedly e-mailed and called the US Embassy in Tel Aviv telling them Eli was trying to kill the Prime Minister, because they were naively trying to help him and somehow thought that this would cause him to get safely deported home instead of getting fucking arrested and possibly gunned down.

FTFY. With all the conspiracy theories and anti-semitism here in the bottom half of the Internet, I'm amazed they weren't scared Mossad would intercept these messages and take matters into their own hands.

 

[Rammspieler]

Fission Mailed

Also, is it just me or does Eli's mom sound like a total yenta?

 

[Burned Man]

The retards on Facepunch already repeatedly e-mailed and called the US Embassy in Tel Aviv telling them Eli was trying to kill the Prime Minister, because they were naively trying to help him and somehow thought that this would cause him to get safely deported home with no problems at all instead of getting fucking arrested and possibly charged with treason in the middle of a warzone. Thankfully, their incompitence outpaced their poor planning and none of it worked, in fact we never even heard anything about it from the Embassy or Eli at all. So I wouldn't worry.

Also, some speculation here: currently attempting to find Eli's plane... This one looks promising, given that his video was posted midnight EST, which translates to 7AM Israel time, and the plane departed at 10 AM Israel time (I also think his parents would want to book the earliest plane they possibly could, but I'm not sure if they would be able to on such short notice) If this is the correct plane, then he'd arrive at JFK at about 2:30 PM EST today.

That's just what he wants you to think, he is going to finish the fight like a real secret agent.

He will save Tupac.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

lol grown ass man worried about mommy.

 

[Zim]

lol grown ass man worried about mommy.

That's the nature or the nation! "We're badass stoner patrole elite gamer marine agents! Just don't let mommy or daddy find out..."

I know why Jace has these guys as friends. It's because they make him look sane in comparison.

 

[Arctic]

Mom, I told you, I'm a secret agent. It's classified.

You can't make this shit up. XD

 

[RequiredName]

Her son's been trapped on another fucking continent. It's not like he spent a night at a friend's house.

 

[the Borg]

Well, that was a greatly anticlimactic end to the two week mission that Jace originally said that Eli was going on.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I still want to know how in the hell Eli's mom hasn't known about him being on the other side of the Atlantic in a fucking hot zone of war after almost four straight months.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I saw it on Judge Judy.

 

[Varis]

The cats will live!

 

[Magnesium Fluoride]

Jace is in for a surprise if he thinks he can move into Eli's cottage now.

EDIT: Too late, it already happened!

 

[Payday]

I'm placing my bets on Eli refusing to comeback to the states to stay and live the super spy life, so Eli's parents have to send tyce or jace over to convince him to come back

You know Jace would just convince him to stay and finish the mission and Tyce would just huff shit and wander the desert.

 

[CatParty]

http://parkourdude91.tumblr.com/post/102457414128/jace-here-with-an-emergency-update-elis-mom-has

 

[CasualWhimsicott]

http://parkourdude91.tumblr.com/post/102457414128/jace-here-with-an-emergency-update-elis-mom-has

she could disrupt our entire financial foundation

You mean growing weed to sell? I like how Jace is actually showing a brain and isn't saying how he gets money because of legal reasons even though there's tons of documented proof that he's selling weed.

 

[Payday]

I want everyone to know that I am NOT panicking, I am KEEPING my COOL, and this is MERELY A ROADBUMP TO OUR SUCESS. Eli is scheduled to arrive VERY SOON AND IN THE MEANTIME, We are PREPARING for the NEXT PHSAE OF OUR OPERATION We have a contigency plan so PLEASE do not worry WE HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL AND I AM CURRENTLY DEVOTING ALL OF MY TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE TO ENSURING THAT NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ELI’S COTTTAGE.

All those caps point to the idea that Jace is indeed panicking