Livestream The Complete Story of ParkourDude91 (Deagle Nation 2 Year Anniversary)

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Bork Laser powiedział(a):
Just getting through it now. What's the real story behind the sacred fox thing?
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It sounds completely plausible.

For anyone who didn't hear, SacredFox was a /k/ troll who was tricked into driving from the west coast to Arkansas to meet Jace. This was a "joint ops" between CIADude420 and Jace himself. SacredFox went, Jace did not. This is essentially the Ohio prank that was pulled on Chris, but in reverse.

I don't know for certain, but trolls often fuck with one another if they feel their presence is inhibiting something they personally want to do. This sort of infighting stretches back to the early days of Chris, so it's not a new idea.
 
I'm only five minutes in, but I'd forgotten just how crazy Jace is when he's off his meds. This is going to be good.
 
Null powiedział(a):
It sounds completely plausible.

For anyone who didn't hear, SacredFox was a /k/ troll who was tricked into driving from the west coast to Arkansas to meet Jace. This was a "joint ops" between CIADude420 and Jace himself. SacredFox went, Jace did not. This is essentially the Ohio prank that was pulled on Chris, but in reverse.

I don't know for certain, but trolls often fuck with one another if they feel their presence is inhibiting something they personally want to do. This sort of infighting stretches back to the early days of Chris, so it's not a new idea.
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Oh I know it's possible but I would think someone trying to troll Jace would be smarter then that. If it is true the the whole /k/ saga is pretty much one massive trollshield
 
Awww, I missed getting to watch this in real time. But looking back at his timeline, it sounds like the DUI is one of the best things that could have happened to him. It's the one thing legally preventing him from getting a real gun. I loved his rationale for blaming it all on Team Gamerfood. PTSD indeed. That's some Melody Hensley level shit right there. And god damn, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that courtroom.
 
Null powiedział(a):
It sounds completely plausible.

For anyone who didn't hear, SacredFox was a /k/ troll who was tricked into driving from the west coast to Arkansas to meet Jace. This was a "joint ops" between CIADude420 and Jace himself. SacredFox went, Jace did not. This is essentially the Ohio prank that was pulled on Chris, but in reverse.

I don't know for certain, but trolls often fuck with one another if they feel their presence is inhibiting something they personally want to do. This sort of infighting stretches back to the early days of Chris, so it's not a new idea.
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He wasn't inhibiting anything really, he was just autistic and we wanted to know how autistic. Was autistic enough that he willing to drive halfway across the fucking country have an airsoft war with another, slightly more insane autist? The answer was a resounding "yes", and the entire "op" killed two birds with one stone.

Bork Laser powiedział(a):
Oh I know it's possible but I would think someone trying to troll Jace would be smarter then that. If it is true the the whole /k/ saga is pretty much one massive trollshield
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Hahahahahah man you haven't seen the threads I have. Yeah, a huge amount of the people from /k/ are trollshielding, it's generally the ones who really go out of their way and put in crazy effort to fuck with him... There's some really, really pathetic people on that site, I remember my favorite example went by Fem/k/ommando and was basically a lolcow in his own right. It was literally a pudgy teenager who pretended to be a hot girl on /k/ to get attention to the point where he found a model and started posting pics of her being like "this is me guiz mosin nagant i love gunz <3 <3 bby". He would make up stories about how he would get into hot girl-on-girl action in the showers of boot camp and shit and worse, a lot of people actually fucking believed him. So, that was what he pretended to be online, in real life he was a pudgy 15 year old:


And this was pretty transparent to basically everyone except /k/ regulars. To give you an idea, Fem/k/ommando was one of the people leading the charge against Jace along with Sacred-Fox. Another one of the /k/ guys who had a serious hardon for Jace was the infamous "G-Man", the guy who called Jace during the livestream in his car and Jace laughed in his face... I think the quote was something like "HAHAHAHAH A NERD FROM K TRIED TO CALL ME AND HE HAD A REALLY HIGH PITCHED VOICE AND SAID IMPLYING OUT LOUD HAHAHAHA" Him and Sacred-Fox were friends on Steam and used to ween out at Jace together as a form of sport.

So yeah, on /k/ it's pretty much divided evenly between complete fucking sperglords like Fem/k/ommando, Sacred-Fox and G-Man, and reasonable adults like Wacht, FlyAwayN0w, and Ivan. I don't know how they tolerate each other but there it is.
 
You didn't happen to choose the music for this stream, did you DD?

All this music is very much exactly my preview music on my mainline videos.
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
I didn't, CIADude420 did. Like everything else we do, it was designed to subtly parody him in a manner that totally flew over his head.
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Well, I couldn't just help notice that the music was very much something that I don't think we would've seen with Jace without me. Or at least I assume.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN powiedział(a):
Is Jace a Dragonforce fan?
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On one of his earlier weekly livestreams I recommended Dragonforce when he was taking requests, and he bitched me out because it was gay and wouldn't get him pumped up for whatever goofy ass thing he needed pumping up to do.

So I guess he doesn't like Dragonforce until he decides he's always liked Dragonforce.
 
Came in expecting:
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Left disappointed.
 
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The Dude on August 10 2014 powiedział(a):
I didn't mind the recoil on my Nugget, but I've been shooting since I was 5. But, yeah, Jace having absolutely ZERO experience with real firearms it would beat the hell out of him. I'd love to see a video of him at a gun range. His beloved .50AE Deagle would probably fly out of his hands and have a good chance of smacking him right in his beak.
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44:00: "The first few times I shot it, it flew right out of my hands, and it hit me in the face, cause of fucking recoil. (...) The first day, I did get a bloody nose and I had to go home, (...) I thought I had broken my nose for a while."

And we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen! The Dude officially wins the Deagle Nation Clairvoyant Championship, congratulations!

The Dude on March 25 2014 powiedział(a):
If Jace ever held a real firearm the first thing he'd do is put his finger on the trigger.
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43:37: "The first time I went to a shooting range and I held one of these, I KNEW I made the right choice. I put my finger inside the trigger, looked at it a little bit, felt it in my hands and I just knew that this is the one."

And The Dude wins again!

The Dude further powiedział(a):
Then he'd proceed to muzzle sweep everyone, including himself. He wouldn't check the chamber or magazine/cylinder to see if it was loaded and he'd break every rule of proper firearms safety.
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52:10: "I went on there, and they'd teach me a little bit about pistols, blabbing on about all that shit, about fucking 'trigger discipline', and 'don't muzzle sweep me!', and I was just like 'guys, listen to me.' And they just started condescending on me... "

He's on fire!

Thetan on April 7 2014 powiedział(a):
Maybe in a strictly controlled environment like a shooting range (that had been vacated for the purpose of this little exercise). Then again, I'm pretty sure that any decent, respectable shooting range wouldn't let Jace anywhere near a weapon. Their insurance is probably steep enough as it is.
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44:38: "I did get kicked out of a few gun ranges in the process, but that's worth it."

Not bad either! Do we have a legitimate challenger here?

Thetan then powiedział(a):
I'm not even sure that this experience would teach him anything.
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44:40: "I would just go to a new gun range. I don't care, there's like a million of them. I don't care how many you kick me out of, I just keep going to them."

Two in a row, very good showing here from Thetan! Not quite enough to unseat The Dude though, who's still in the lead with no less than three accurate Jace predictions.

c-no on October 20 2013 powiedział(a):
I'd find it funny that he see's himself as a future marine. I can imagine him at boot camp getting chewed out by the drill instructor. I'm pretty sure he won't survive being in the marines.
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53:35: "I tried to teach him a thing or two about duel wielding. This is around the time, I basically just grabbed a second gun and I'm like 'yeah, but try it like this', and I was starting shooting, and then they flipped the fuck out! They were like 'Wow, wow, wow, put that thing down!'. One of them, I swear to, he had his hand on the gun like he was about to draw it on me. (...) And then they just bitched me out, they just bitched me out. Like, a lot, man. Long story short, I got kicked out."

Honourable mention to c-no for being more than one year early, but I have to deduct a few points for confusing a civilian firearms safety class with Marine boot camp. No problem, happens to everyone, especially after watching lots of Jace. Fuel the fight and keep working on your kata with those Apples to Apples cards!
 
So Jace paid real money for furry porn mods on The Sims, most likely using his mom's credit card. Wanna know how I know?

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What's this, gamers? Well there's really only one result on Google, it's some sort of Tumblr site...


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...oh my.

So TL;DR this is some crazy fucking modding site where they sell furry porn mods on The Sims 3 for money to people like Jace. And Jace has it BOOKMARKED. Think about the kind of person that would bookmark a fucking porn site on their toolbar (which he has done) This is a whole new level.

Link to site, EXTREMELY nsfw, you were warned: http://my-sims-fantasy.tumblr.com/

Something tells me he isn't done with The Sims just yet, at least as far as Soap is concerned. ;)
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
So Jace paid real money for furry porn mods on The Sims, most likely using his mom's credit card. Wanna know how I know?

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What's this, gamers? Well there's really only one result on Google, it's some sort of Tumblr site...


tS7dJQK.png

...oh my.

So TL;DR this is some crazy fucking modding site where they sell furry porn mods on The Sims 3 for money to people like Jace. And Jace has it BOOKMARKED. Think about the kind of person that would bookmark a fucking porn site on their toolbar (which he has done) This is a whole new level.

Link to site, EXTREMELY nsfw, you were warned: http://my-sims-fantasy.tumblr.com/

Something tells me he isn't done with The Sims just yet, at least as far as Soap is concerned. ;)
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.........you sir are a better detective than fcking batman and I LOVE YOU FOR IT SO MUCH!!!!
 
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