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Honestly, you can get good Airsoft guns - even quality electric and gas ones - for a reasonable price if you shop around. The most expensive gun I have - my M249 - cost me under $150 after coupon codes were factored in. It helps to know people, of course, but even the biggest sources for Airsoftery online frequently have deals and coupons. If you're really interested, an entire team can be outfitted with spring guns for under $100, and provided you get some protective gear (protective masks are nice and cheap, and high-impact goggles will work), you can be shooting at one another in no time at all.

Which does bring me to an amusing story.

Back in the day, I used to airsoft with friends a lot. I lived right near a great big forest so it was pretty easy for us to head up a few days before we had one of our little events, set up cover and little forts and stuff in advance, and afterwards we had massive games of Airsoft Capture-The-Flag. It was great fun and we used a huge variety of guns, everything from full-auto rifles and SMG electrics, to gas-powered and spring-action handguns and shotguns. The pride of my arsenal was always my M249, which weighs about as much as a real one full loaded and thus wasn't very practical, but was extremely fun to use and had a sort of intimidation factor that was kind of hard to deny (my friend described being on the recieving end of it as "like being in an industrial accident").

I remember one time, a few members of our little group of airsofters, myself included, went to a local paintball arena on one of their Airsoft days, and we wound up in a big team-vs-team round of shenannigans in a team of dedicated milsim-ers.

Jesus, that was hilarious.

On one end of the battlefield, you had a bunch of asshats who were wearing the same colored shirts from their normal airsofting sessions which someone in their group got sized for children, and yet our entire squad somehow found ways to wear them (I wore mine as a do-rag, one of my friends wore his as a ninja mask, one wore it as a turban, one as an armband, and another as a bandit mask, par example) and with a variety of weapons ranging from the ridiculous (the M249) to the straightforward (a friend of mine used an AUG).

Now, compare the other team, who were fully kitted-out in camouflage gear. They were armed with fricking mil-sim level AEGs that cost hundreds of dollars a pop. Now, credit where credit is due, these things were much more powerful and accurate than hours were, but at close-range in the Airsoft Arena, that doesn't matter all that much.

To surmise: One side (ours) was being lighthearted about it, the other super serious, yo. The match itself was a riot, and one of the most intense ones our team had ever had, but what was hilarious about it was that we won, probably because we weren't taking it that seriously. Our team was out there throwing random references to Team Fortress 2 ("MENTLEGEN."), and theirs was completely humorless. I don't knock them for their milsim-ing, but Godjesus.

It was like two completely different worlds.
 
I'll do my best to avoid extensive airsoft spergery here but I will say I had some fun three summers ago with a $120 Cyma and some regular old woodland camo from the thrift store for like $7.

The mentions of Mosin-Nagants here do remind me of Jace's reactions to them- he recognizes them as /k/ and I remember him bitching to ban users in the youtube chat for the mere mention of a Mosin. He hates WWII and "gay tree branch guns." A shame, they're rather fun.
 
holy shit guys this isnt a blog to sperg out about your airsoft war stories
 
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Yup. If I'm going to spend hundreds or thousands of Islams, it won't be on a fucking toy. It will be the real thing. That reminds me, next time I get a couple hundred bucks to spend on something fun I need to get another Mosin-Nagant. They're fun rifles.
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Totally but now everything is getting stamped with import markings on the receiver over arsenal markings. I found a really nice Tsarist one recently that is completely ruined because of that.

Ok, not my gun blog.

Other then making me laugh, Jace is not only worthless at airsoft he's worthless at everything. Everything about combat he knows from CoD so I can see him playing and getting hit and trying to argue that it wasn't a headshot so he can stay to finish the fight.
 
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The mentions of Mosin-Nagants here do remind me of Jace's reactions to them- he recognizes them as /k/ and I remember him bitching to ban users in the youtube chat for the mere mention of a Mosin. He hates WWII and "gay tree branch guns." A shame, they're rather fun.
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Oh god, Jace's rage towards /k/ has coloured his attitude to milsurp completely. For a long time there was a group of /k/ommandos who really wanted him to get hold of a Nugget just so he wouldn't be nogunz (that, and the fact that watching Jace try to deal with the recoil of a 7.62x54R would be fucking hilarious). It went completely in the opposite direction and Jace pathologically hates Mosin-Nagants now, believing them to be "shitty .22 tree guns". As with so many facets of the Jace saga, it's hilariously ironic how Jace has come to loathe one of the few ways in which he could have made himself less antipathetic to /k/ - I imagine if he had dropped $120 on a Nugget at some point and actually learned to shoot it responsibly, things might be different for him...
Actually no fuck it, who am I kidding, if Jace had bought a Nugget he would have probably blown his hand off or shot his mom or some shit :jace:
 
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Oh god, Jace's rage towards /k/ has coloured his attitude to milsurp completely. For a long time there was a group of /k/ommandos who really wanted him to get hold of a Nugget just so he wouldn't be nogunz (that, and the fact that watching Jace try to deal with the recoil of a 7.62x54R would be fucking hilarious). It went completely in the opposite direction and Jace pathologically hates Mosin-Nagants now, believing them to be "shitty .22 tree guns". As with so many facets of the Jace saga, it's hilariously ironic how Jace has come to loathe one of the few ways in which he could have made himself less antipathetic to /k/ - I imagine if he had dropped $120 on a Nugget at some point and actually learned to shoot it responsibly, things might be different for him...
Actually no fuck it, who am I kidding, if Jace had bought a Nugget he would have probably blown his hand off or shot his mom or some shit :jace:
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It's very likely that had he picked up any halfway-decent firearm recommended by /k/, he would have been arrested long ago for accidentally discharging it (he does live in New England after all) and/or would have gotten shot by police. The second he figured out how to remotely handle any actual weapon, the first thing he'd do is threaten someone with it, and the cops aren't going to hold back just because some delusional fuckwit thinks he's Commander Stryker.

....If it'd happened, we probably wouldn't be able to laugh at Jace now, really, because he probably wouldn't be around.
 
To take a break from all of the /k/unrambling and /b/allistics:

Will there be a livestream this week? Yes? No? Wack?

Wouldn't hold my breath after last livestream, Jace's idea chest is really running low. But maybe that'd be fertile ground for some further wackiness. (If there's a stream, hope there won't be Meme Zone. As much as I'm intrigued by the idea, I'm out of beer for a while.)
 
I hear nothing but vile contempt for Meme Zone. I didn't catch the stream or have seen it, how fucking bad was it? Anyone upload it separately yet?
 
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Oh god, Jace's rage towards /k/ has coloured his attitude to milsurp completely. For a long time there was a group of /k/ommandos who really wanted him to get hold of a Nugget just so he wouldn't be nogunz (that, and the fact that watching Jace try to deal with the recoil of a 7.62x54R would be fucking hilarious). It went completely in the opposite direction and Jace pathologically hates Mosin-Nagants now, believing them to be "shitty .22 tree guns". As with so many facets of the Jace saga, it's hilariously ironic how Jace has come to loathe one of the few ways in which he could have made himself less antipathetic to /k/ - I imagine if he had dropped $120 on a Nugget at some point and actually learned to shoot it responsibly, things might be different for him...
Actually no fuck it, who am I kidding, if Jace had bought a Nugget he would have probably blown his hand off or shot his mom or some shit :jace:
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I didn't mind the recoil on my Nugget, but I've been shooting since I was 5. But, yeah, Jace having absolutely ZERO experience with real firearms it would beat the hell out of him. I'd love to see a video of him at a gun range. His beloved .50AE Deagle would probably fly out of his hands and have a good chance of smacking him right in his beak.
 
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I dunno much about Jace, but from what I can tell, he's a severe piece of work.
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you could say that. In addition to being a fake marine who blackmails his "friends" into stranding themselves in a war zone in search of a dead rapper, Jace is a racist, homophobic, unstable, drug-addled, binge-drinking, welfare-draining manchild; he is the lowest of the low.
I kind of want to see him on drugs again - the Hater Hitlist videos (see here:
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