Livestream The Complete Story of ParkourDude91 (Deagle Nation 2 Year Anniversary)

[Quail]

So Jace paid real money for furry porn mods on The Sims, most likely using his mom's credit card. Wanna know how I know?

What's this, gamers? Well there's really only one result on Google, it's some sort of Tumblr site...

...oh my.

So TL;DR this is some crazy fucking modding site where they sell furry porn mods on The Sims 3 for money to people like Jace. And Jace has it BOOKMARKED. Think about the kind of person that would bookmark a fucking porn site on their toolbar (which he has done) This is a whole new level.

Link to site, EXTREMELY nsfw, you were warned: http://my-sims-fantasy.tumblr.com/

Something tells me he isn't done with The Sims just yet, at least as far as Soap is concerned.

...So that's how he created 'human' Soap, huh. I mean given that he turned her into a human he probably could have just said 'no she doesn't have wolf ears or a tail she's human' but I guess he needed to retain her wolfishness. Yeah, the next time we see Soap it's going to be interesting given that it appears Jace paid money for his Wolf-Girl waifu, I kind of doubt she's going to return to simply being a Battle-Stoner Wolf-Marine.

Edit: Also, I hope you don't mind but I'm going to add the image, site and information to the page on Soap on the wiki.

 

[Night Terror]

I loved the parts where Jace raged about Tyce's dad. "ya fuckin' spastic" was of course the toppest line, but I want to give shouts out to the bit where Tyce's dad thought Jace and Tyce were dating. If only he knew how right he was

 

[Superior Watermelon]

I loved the parts where Jace raged about Tyce's dad. "ya fuckin' spastic" was of course the toppest line, but I want to give shouts out to the bit where Tyce's dad thought Jace and Tyce were dating. If only he knew how right he was

I wonder what would happen if Tyce's dad found Jace's streams and videos.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Bestiality mods? Well that's unbefitting for a marine.

Well, you know what they say in the Navy...

"There is no wrong hole."

 

[Shokew]

I sat through this stream just last night - does he know he's wearing a worn out boy scout uniform...? No one should ever dress so badly, IMHO, especially if they are in ANY BRANCH of the military. They'd throw you out if they caught you looking so... disheveled.

 

[EI 903]

I sat through this stream just last night - does he know he's wearing a worn out boy scout uniform...? No one should ever dress so badly, IMHO, especially if they are in ANY BRANCH of the military. They'd throw you out if they caught you looking so... disheveled.

He's been called out on it a bunch of times, and it never does any good. It looks like a Marine uniform in his delusions, so a Marine uniform it is.

 

[ForTheHoard]

He's trying to pull off a flight suit, which in the Marines, is only worn by pilots, aircrew, some ground support positions, and some special forces/infantry battalions. He is wearing a pair of painting coveralls that aren't even the right color, and has randomly attached patches in the wrong places, and a ribbon bar that has no place on a utility uniform. No point in picking it apart, but I can't begin to tell you how far off what he is wearing is from an actual issued uniform from the Marines, or any branch for that matter.

Edit: It looks closer to what an astronaut trainee would wear for a photo op.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Fucking amazing.
Free representation in court? No, fuck you, I'm a Marine, I'll represent myself.

That story??? I'm not sure whether the dumbfuckery at the police firearms course or the story of rejecting the offer of a free defense in court is worse.

They're both pretty stupid. He could have avoided so much trouble if he just listened to other people...especially Tyce's dad. Then the chances are he wouldn't have a fucking felony on his record.

Although I do think it's rather shitty that prosecutors can have charges that are relatively minor upgraded to felonies like that to pad their quotas and conviction rates. Regardless of my opinion, however, that one is all Jace's fault.

"What? No fines? No jail time? All I get in return is a felony that stays on my record?"

They shouldn't be allowed to do that, but, as I said, it's all because our Future United States Marine would not listen or accept FREE assistance from his friend's dad. He who defends himself in court has a fool for a lawyer.

 

[Shokew]

If it's not the uniform, then, it's the fact that he is a danger mostly to himself (if not others as well) with even the simplest to operate (but mostly expensive) of guns... Seriously, there's a reason 'gun - kata' is FAKE, or better yet, why it takes years of training to duel wield even that of pistols effectively without self injury infliction, right?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

If it's not the uniform, then, it's the fact that he is a danger mostly to himself (if not others as well) with even the simplest to operate (but mostly expensive) of guns... Seriously, there's a reason 'gun - kata' is FAKE, or better yet, why it takes years of training to duel wield even that of pistols effectively without self injury infliction, right?

Fortunetly as he said, he has a criminal record dissalowing him from legally owning a gun, and even if he did not have it his BITCH MOM WITH STINKY CUNT is still a good enough parent all things considered to NOT let Jace have a loaded firearm in the house.

She may not be the greatest parent there ever is... but at least she is sensible.

 

[Kosher Dill]

They're both pretty stupid. He could have avoided so much trouble if he just listened to other people...especially Tyce's dad. Then the chances are he wouldn't have a fucking felony on his record.

Listened to the entire stream last night, and I actually felt sorry for him when it got to that part. I mean, yeah, it's for the best that he never gets his hands on a gun, but someone during this whole process should have realized that Jace wasn't all there and had no idea what he was doing. I mean, for the love of God, he put on the "marine" act to the judge.

 

[PsychicFish]

but someone during this whole process should have realized that Jace wasn't all there and had no idea what he was doing

Pretty sure that's exactly what happened, they gave him an offer that was really best for everyone - he got to stay out of jail, at the price of the rest of the world being safer without jace being able to own guns. It's also possible that Tyce's dad, despite not being Jace's representation, still had a hand in that plea bargain.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Listened to the entire stream last night, and I actually felt sorry for him when it got to that part. I mean, yeah, it's for the best that he never gets his hands on a gun, but someone during this whole process should have realized that Jace wasn't all there and had no idea what he was doing. I mean, for the love of God, he put on the "marine" act to the judge.

Sure, he fucked up and did something he wasn't supposed to, but don't think that owning a firearm is the only thing he is barred from. Apart from losing his right to own real-steel firearms (as opposed to the airsoft Deagle), he has also lost the right to gain housing and parental benefits, access to certain jobs, public assistance, and travel/visa rights. He doesn't even have the right to fucking VOTE anymore.

Source: http://thelawdictionary.org/article/what-rights-do-convicted-felons-lose/

Besides, even if he didn't have a felony, I kind of doubt he would have passed a background check with all his mental issues and meds and shit.

While it pisses me off that prosecutors are allowed to ruin a young man's life like this, the fact that Jace was stupid enough to take the bait is entirely on him.

And that shit never washes out. Ever.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Pretty sure that's exactly what happened, they gave him an offer that was really best for everyone

It wasn't best for him at all. He'd have been way better off paying a fine, or even doing jail time for a misdemeanor if that's what it came down to. It's not like he'd lose his job over it or anything. Or, what Black Sonichu said.

 

[Sammy]

I've just strapped myself in to watch this, gamers! I'm only 15 minutes in, but I'm already reminded of Chris' "Madman Rising" video. Jace is using a lot of similar statements and ideas ("Y'all just misundertstand me", thinking they're crazy famous, their liberal use of the word "soul", etc). Like everything Jace does though, this has some okay production value and quality (for cow, they're FANTASTIC though - this soundtrack!)

About to watch the "Eye of the Storm" era - which by the way, I know we've resisted assigning "sagas" to Jace before (consensus seems to be its one long, wild ride), but Jace seems to want to assign his own saga titles. I guess I'm just asking if the wiki writers who frequent here if after this massive intel dump if the organization of the wiki will reflect these "eras," like how the cwcki does.

 

[PsychicFish]

He doesn't even have the right to fucking VOTE anymore.

Yes he does, Jace is just an idiot.

Massachusetts only bans voting by felons that are *currently incarcerated* or legally bound to a guardian (essentially house arrest where his guardian would be guaranteeing that he's not going to flee).

Since he's neither, he's perfectly able to vote, he's just too stupid to realise that.

 

[Smutley]

Sure, he fucked up and did something he wasn't supposed to, but don't think that owning a firearm is the only thing he is barred from. Apart from losing his right to own real-steel firearms (as opposed to the airsoft Deagle), he has also lost the right to gain housing and parental benefits, access to certain jobs, public assistance, and travel/visa rights. He doesn't even have the right to fucking VOTE anymore.

Source: http://thelawdictionary.org/article/what-rights-do-convicted-felons-lose/

Besides, even if he didn't have a felony, I kind of doubt he would have passed a background check with all his mental issues and meds and shit.

While it pisses me off that prosecutors are allowed to ruin a young man's life like this, the fact that Jace was stupid enough to take the bait is entirely on him.

And that shit never washes out. Ever.

As a resident I'm more aware of Kentucky's programs than other states, but here there's a push by the Governor and even Rand Paul for felony-reform as far as it relates to jobs and voting. They are trying to make it so people with first time non-violent felonies (such as drug charges) would drop after a five-plus year period.

I don't know how its working in Massachusetts, but Jace might have some luck if this becomes the next big issue after equal rights for homosexuals. It's really hard to argue that people pinched for weed should be given a scarlet letter for life, and there's growing bipartisan support for this since it's not Immigration which no politician wants to tackle ever.

Basically what I'm saying is, Jace is currently screwed but in 10 years there's a chance he could no longer be considered a felon unless he continues to be himself in public.

 

[dickwad]

At the part 2:29:00 Jace mentions "dark souls 2-stream". When was this? Is it up anywhere? How did it go for Jace? I can't imagine Jace handling anything else than casual FPS-games. (okay, he did play dwarf fortress and arma). Thanks!

 

[ForTheHoard]

On top of everything else he can't do with a felony, it's borderline impossible to enlist in any DoD branch with a felony. Yes, it's possible to get just about anything waived if you get the right recruiter, but no one has been taking felons since 2004-2006. He also isn't supposed to be handling a firearm, aside from just owning one. All the ranges he's bouncing between require him to fill out legal documentation, and one of the questions asked is about felonies. If he's being allowed to shoot long enough to do something stupid and get barred, then he's already committing multiple felonies for falsely representing himself on those shooter's contracts. If his stories are true, I'm amazed he hasn't been apprehended extremely violently by a range officer or bystander that's concerned for the safety of everyone else in the building.

 

[waffle]

I'm not a lawyer in Mass, and haven't watched the stream yet. That being said "Felony" drunk driving is usually not a "real" felony for firearms purposes. He probably can't get a gun license in Mass, but I'd be surprised if he's a federally prohibited person.