random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Either get molested or don't we're not the molestation police

I tried using my beaner powers to understand what was going on, but to no avail.

What’s funny is a 2 second google search shows a $20 cheaper colostrum that doesn’t have the Muslim cat semen branding.

 

[Secret Boots]

Well judging from his username, his penis is already on fire, so he's our most likely candidate.

 

[Halbschwanz]

Go to prison, do not pass go, place gun in mouth and blow dogshit out screaming.

 

[Hamstirer]

He could fist a hamster and the hamster wouldn't notice.

 

[Rango Dango]

I lost something it's the report button

 

[Mound Dweller]

Please disregard all my posts in the Man Hate thread, I'm just tsundere uwu

 

[PetiteFeet]

TFW you're in a misogyny competition and your opponent is the average troon

I have no gender and I must troon.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I mean we're retards too, but in ultimately constructive directions.

A sovereign citizen holds the paradoxical view that the government is an entity that refuses to operate within the constitutional limits of its power (fair enough) and that if you find the right string of magic words (usually centered around whether the flag in the office has a gold fringe on it or not) you can somehow force it to operate within the rules that it's been willfully trampling.

He looks like he's about to sell you 15 tabs of blotter acid out of the back of his van with 4 inch shag carpeting in the parking lot of an elementary school.

 

[DickMain]

Oh god.

"If you were the Toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon"

"PLEASE inbox me, I think you took my wallet"

"it looks like an NES"

 

[Meat Target]

Not going try to understand homos but do you know what a 1/10 looks like even a hardly passing tranny I assume is like a 4/10.

 

[Cnidarian]

I have borne witness to actual crimes on this platform in The Amazing Digital Sex-Pest Convention and the "Call Cops" button literally does nothing.

 

[Law]

This is so stupid, we need a baby-hate thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Andy, every single person who has met and dealt with you in person has failed themselves, their family, their country, and God Himself for not immediately beating you about the head and neck with their bare fists.

It's worth reading the whole thing because they're a bunch of lame retards.

Because AI is physically incapable of making anyone that ugly and awkward, I assume he's a real live person.

The one they linked to is a very gorey NSFW neovagina thread, not the autistic Pokemon tranny thread.

The Yaoi thread might be a weird place to say this, but Ted Kaczynski was right about things.

I can't get over how he's using a sex ramp as a pillow.

He appears to transitioning from the ur-Redditor to a sex-offending chipmunk.

Most sausages are not loose pieces of muscle, fat, cartilage and skin suspended in heat-sensitive gel.

 

[Spectate]

That’s a detail that’s missing: was he, or was he jacking off someone else?

 

[Pedophobe]

"Ableist" sounds like something a retard would say

Yes I am salty, yes I am bitter, yes I am right yet again.

He's not autistic, he's just a mega asshole.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I know, but a man can dream. And that ultimate dream would be him as dictator for life.

What if he really likes dill and decides everything needs more dill? You can’t make someone a dictator and expect they’re going to self select some off-ramp from building “utopia.”

The future Kosher Secret Police will black bag you in the night for this post, beware.

I should preemptively remove my foreskin so they can’t have it

sounds like traitorous talk from an anti-dill extremist

Fuck bucket's always been empty here.

Tell me more about this fuck bucket.

Do you fuck in the bucket, do you shoot your wad in the bucket, or do the contents of the bucket somehow facilitate fucking?

Please advise.

The more I care about something, the more fucks I generate, and they go into the bucket.

So there's like a 5-gallon bucket in the corner of your garage that says "Papa Joe's fucks"?

I have two buckets like that: one's for compost and one's for emergency plumbing supplies.

Never did have a bucket for fucks. I guess I just didn't care enough.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Something even worse than mean words? Don't tell me there were memes and photoshops as well? Have you contacted the police?

Consequences will never be the same!

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

OK, OK, you've convinced me. Just have him killed.

Help me, plants! I'm being cucked by a dinosaur!

me: *goes to japan and rapes toby fox before nuking all of japan and raping his corpse again as a form of domination and leave*

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I don't care who's better than the other - if they look like they should be blowing poison darts at Indiana Jones, then they need to go back

 

[Doxmatix]

WHAT IS THIS? ICE CREAM FOR ANTS?

damn straight. in Chantalistan, we FUCK homeless people on ROCKS we do not give them MONEY

Vanished into Fat Air

It’s crazy how you set a bunch of autistic retards into nature completely separate from one another and yet they come together.

A death fat woman, doing donuts on a mobility scooter, smoking a joint, while wearing a hijab — this is exactly why I pay for internet