JOHN DOE (Chirayu Rana) v. JPMORGAN CHASE & CO., AND LORNA HAJDINI (New York County New York, index number 155620/2026) - The case where a 6 foot Indian Greer wants us to believe he was raped by an Albanian woman to the point he cried, gave us the line "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons!", certified gem suit

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The biggest thing to come out of the answer and counterclaim from my cursory reading of the first page is the fact that this idiot ran the same "racist supervisor raped me!" Scam on a prior employer. I am dying to know who that employer is and the juicy details of how that went down.

It also makes the whole claim he has made increadibly sus. Bro just cant stop getting raped by racist white women! Its all trooooooooo saaaaaaar! They just cant stay off my Brahman dick!
 
The biggest thing to come out of the answer and counterclaim from my cursory reading of the first page is the fact that this idiot ran the same "racist supervisor raped me!" Scam on a prior employer. I am dying to know who that employer is and the juicy details of how that went down.

It also makes the whole claim he has made increadibly sus. Bro just cant stop getting raped by racist white women! Its all trooooooooo saaaaaaar! They just cant stay off my Brahman dick!
That's probably a reference to the discovery that he had asked a legal advice chatbot for help, only this time it was a male boss at Morgan Stanley drugging and raping him. We only know about it because the site he used publishes chat logs and he included his real name in the chat for some reason.
 
That's probably a reference to the discovery that he had asked a legal advice chatbot for help, only this time it was a male boss at Morgan Stanley drugging and raping him. We only know about it because the site he used publishes chat logs and he included his real name in the chat for some reason.

That level of retardation is truly impressive.
 
Things that jump out to me.

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This will be huge because if this dude is running the same scam that he ran on a previous employer that is a serious credibility issue. No doubt there are NDA's, but Morgan Stanley (the alleged prior employer) might start catching strays from this, because this is impeachable evidence that they may be called in to testify about.



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LMAO, I love how they are all pretending we don't know they are talking about Rana and his conversation with the law offices Of Chat, Geepee and Tea.



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Confirmation of what was publicly stated. Hajdini wasn't this idiots boss. At best they were coworkers. God what a fucking nightmare. You gotta work a shift with this creepazoid and the best you can do is tell him to fuck off. So he calls you a whore in public.


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The vile succubus forcibly wrapped her lips around his turgid cock! Keep in mind the dude claimed he cried during this lmfao.



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This paragraph right here is worth $1500 an hour. Preach!
 
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This will be huge because if this dude is running the same scam that he ran on a previous employer that is a serious credibility issue. No doubt there are NDA's, but Morgan Stanley (the alleged prior employer) might start catching strays from this, because this is impeachable evidence that they may be called in to testify about.
I am curious about that. With the places that he worked at, how could he try something as ludicrous as claiming his direct report raped him in a bizarre attempt of extortion and still be able to get more gigs doing the same shit? If I was a hedge fund guy/finance bro and I found out the H1 down the hall openly called people rapists to enrich himself, I think I'd take the hit in my taxes and boot his ass out of there. Nothing good's gonna come from this. The only thing I've seen reported of him trying this elsewhere is from him test running this suit to the legal chat bot. In that, the rapist was a guy and it also happened in LA. I really, really, really hope that Lorna's legal team has some actual proof that he did this same shit on someone else and aren't getting it confused with him and the chat bot. I would seriously hope that some heads would roll at JPMC for nepo-jeet hiring this retard in.
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Confirmation of what was publicly stated. Hajdini wasn't this idiots boss. At best they were coworkers. God what a fucking nightmare. You gotta work a shift with this creepazoid and the best you can do is tell him to fuck off. So he calls you a whore in public.
It is so confusing and frustrating. Fucking Post found out it was a lie day one. Why? Why fucking lie about something so easily disproven? There is not a single thing to be gained or anything to help your case by making one of the pillars of it a lie about the woman who holds ZERO managerial power over you threating to ruin you with managerial power she does not have. This just furthers my belief that the case is not about money for him. It's about ruining the people that give him the ass pats he so mistakenly believed he deserved and for some reason making the focal point this one woman. I'm willing to bet that she had to play nice around this fuck up pest because of the social climate of JPMC up until he wanted to sniff her chair and that's when she said enough was enough. Such a slight will not go unanswered by the certified by his not dead dad as a good boy who hindu dindu nuffin.
 
I am curious about that. With the places that he worked at, how could he try something as ludicrous as claiming his direct report raped him in a bizarre attempt of extortion and still be able to get more gigs doing the same shit? If I was a hedge fund guy/finance bro and I found out the H1 down the hall openly called people rapists to enrich himself, I think I'd take the hit in my taxes and boot his ass out of there. Nothing good's gonna come from this. The only thing I've seen reported of him trying this elsewhere is from him test running this suit to the legal chat bot. In that, the rapist was a guy and it also happened in LA. I really, really, really hope that Lorna's legal team has some actual proof that he did this same shit on someone else and aren't getting it confused with him and the chat bot. I would seriously hope that some heads would roll at JPMC for nepo-jeet hiring this retard in.
Its easy. Corporate America hates airing its internal dirty laundry. For a variety of reasons. Be it lawsuit liability, hiring liability, brand liability, all sorts of liability. Its perfectly reasonable to assume a financing firm like Morgan Stanley ran the numbers and decided that "pay the retard a settlement, have everyone sign NDAs and never speak about this again" was the cost effective solution.

So when Rana went to apply to JP Morgan, he put Morgan Stanely on his CV. JP Morgan called up Morgan Stanely and asked "yo, did this guy work for you?" To which they said "oh yes, he worked for us." Next question would be "why is he not working for you no more?" And Morgan Stanley at this point gave the NDA approved answer. "No specific reason, he just felt like he could advance his career better elsewhere outside our company."

I would be fascinated to know the paper trail on this and just how vindictive JP Morgan is feeling. Morgan Stanely could catch way more then a stray here depending on how things shake out.
 
Sex mad white bitches salivating over girthy Brown penis.

A tale as old as time.
 
That's the most unbelievable part of this whole thing, as if anyone would think that an Indian guy could provide any woman anywhere at any time with sexual pleasure. The woman is clearly not insane, nor retarded. so there is no way she would think this, ever, for any reason.
If you think about it that would make it the perfect crime, knowing no one would ever believe her victim. Unfortunately, it requires the reader to suspend their disbelief that anyone would want to rape a smelly jeet with a Squidward face.
 
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
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Right off the bat they call Rana a dumbass for fucking up their name and call him a dirty fucking liar (jeet). The follow up is them saying everyone else was willing to work with them to figure out this grave injustice of rape except for the alleged victim himself, Rana the Raped.
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For extra fun, here's the footnote for the first cap.
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They had to clarify because there are multiple entities or divisions or whatever to JPMC and the retard named the one he didn't even work for. How do you fuck up this badly? What kind of 78 IQ, 2D chess play is this whole suit? How much of not dead dad's money is this unmitigable fuckup throwing around and thinking it's his and thus making him that much of a success? Curry nigga, you got the fuck out of India and had your college paid for so you could pretend to know finance. You won the lottery. Then you just HAD to fuckin' jeet up the place with your ingrained lazy, scheming jeetness. It's fucking unreal.

I'll try reading through it when I have more time and see what other gems might be mined. For everyone else I will attach the PDF and images below

Oh yeah, and there were FOURTY-SIX new filings that dropped yesterday, including JPMC's answer.
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Every single one of the requests to seal are blocked. Whatever they are, they better be juicy enough to squish. For everything else, I'll down load those and post the exhibits at least. I don't know if it's that big of a deal to waste space with all the pro hac vice stuff. I'll try to keep all the PDFs in order. I'll continue to put the upload order as a prefix for clarity and if the upload puts them out of order.

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This one is Lorna saying how retarded it is that Rana the Raped is trying to mask his identity. There are filings that follow this that are almost completely redacted due to him hiding behind protections granted to ACTUAL victims of sexual assault. I really fucking hate this guy and hope his lawyers get culturally enriched by a wild pack of exuberant youths doing a teen take over.
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The very next one is one of those black bar filings.
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The three exhibits after The Daily Mail published their retarded, and now paywalled, article from random jeets either wanting to fuck her or tell her to get gang raped till she kills herself for the crime of having an jeet saying she wanted to give him birthday BJs.
"Omg you bad girl fly me out damn you got hips I wanna behind you over desk and tell you I want a new bonus and a fucking Christmas card cus I gotta Cannon for you and I dont snitch"
We need to flood America with these great minds from India because Americans are too stupid to even be trained how to open moth insert bob.
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This one is very interesting to me because it refers to some guy whom I have to assume is Rana the Raped due to context as an "Arab" and calls that guy a pussy. It comes after the jeet was phonebooked by New York Post and there is no one outside of the most ignorant midwit that will look at the Gumby Ghoul and go "Yeah he looks like one of them towel heads". I need to point out that for reasons that I do not know, the PDF for 48 is 4048 KB which is 10 times bigger than the other exhibits for no reason. It came that way from NYSUCS so I don't know if this is a Greee situation where they somehow hid a whole mess of pages or images behind the one singular page or what the hell is going on.
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Here an incell is upset that his wiener wasn't sucked so good that it made him cry which of course means Lorna's whole family must die from "aggressive cancers".
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Lastly, here's JPMC also saying that it's fucking bullshit that Rana the Raped is being able to proceed anonymously.
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This makes me optimistic the court won't let the case be sealed. At least not entirely.
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They are trying to get Rana to proceed with his real name in the case, but they are basically also making the argument for why the defense shouldn't hide the ball from the public as well.
 
I sincerely hope she wins, but I thought allegations made against someone in a legal filing (i.e. during litigation or when filing a lawsuit) were protected automatically from claims of libel, slander, defamation, etc., because otherwise you could just literally countersue anyone anytime they sued you for anything and claim they're lying.
He's not being sued for that. He's being sued for all the times he said this shit out of court, including in an HR complaint.
 
Reminder that tomorrow, May 26th at 2:30 PM EST, Lorna and JPMC have to show up to court to show cause. They are appearing in room 341 at 60 Centre St New York City.
 
Double posting because this is a separate issue. Two new filings dropped this morning.
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Dan is/was Rana's lawyer. I don't know who SAMUEL SCOTT SHAULSON. I'm finding some guy from Miami. What his involvement is and what Dan's doing I don't know because both are behind the seal block.

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13 was the first motion addressing Rana hiding his well known identity.
 
Double posting because this is a separate issue. Two new filings dropped this morning.
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Dan is/was Rana's lawyer. I don't know who SAMUEL SCOTT SHAULSON. I'm finding some guy from Miami. What his involvement is and what Dan's doing I don't know because both are behind the seal block.

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13 was the first motion addressing Rana hiding his well known identity.
I wonder if Ranas original attorney dropped him. Very few ways for a lawyer to get out of a client relationship, but the client lying to his lawyer is one of those ways.
 
So I'm to believe not only is this wealthy, successful woman who's surrounded by alleged so-called "white men" raped a dude who looks like Nosferatu, but that the guy she raped is an Indian who DIDN'T want to fuck a white girl? Okay, Jan...
 
I don't know who SAMUEL SCOTT SHAULSON. I'm finding some guy from Miami. What his involvement is and what Dan's doing I don't know because both are behind the seal block.
He's a partner at Morgan Lewis, so he's on Ms. Hajdini's side. No doubt he wants a front-row seat to the festivities this afternoon!

Rana the Raped decided to do an interview, and it didn't go very well. New York Magazine (l/a) has some of the details:

New York Magazine powiedział(a):
The New York Post reported earlier this month that Rana was identified as the user posing questions ten months ago to the online legal-advice platform, AskALawyerOnCall.com. “I was raped, secually assulted [sic], harassed, and forced to do drugs by my former boss at Morgan Stanley,’’ read the message. The user referred to the alleged abuser as “he,” noted the Post. When asked by the Juggernaut about screenshots from the legal-advice site, Rana said he had “no idea what that is” and suggested they were “deepfakes.”

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According to the Juggernaut, Rana did not provide the documentation, and Bose recalled his response when she followed up on it: “I think there has been a clear mistake here … I’ve never shared any information with you and your team. We are speaking with Verizon now. My account has been compromised.” Bose wrote that Rana “then proceeded to block our number.” (A lawyer for Rana did not respond to New York’s request for comment.)
 
He's a partner at Morgan Lewis, so he's on Ms. Hajdini's side. No doubt he wants a front-row seat to the festivities this afternoon!

Rana the Raped decided to do an interview, and it didn't go very well. New York Magazine (l/a) has some of the details:
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JPMorgan ‘Sex Slave’ Saga Takes Another Twist​

By Michael Calderone, deputy editor of Intelligencer
May 22, 2026

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Photo: Michael Nagle/Bloomberg/Getty Images
Former JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana’s sexual-assault claims against executive Lorna Hajdini, and her countersuit this week, have ignited chatter inside 270 Park Avenue — and provided fodder for tabloid headlines and online memes beyond. To recap: Rana claimed in an April 27 lawsuit that Hajdini pressured him to be her “sex slave,” drugged him, and made racist remarks, demands, and threats, including, “If you don’t fuck my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.”

JPMorgan, which is also named in the suit, has said that Rana’s claims have “no merit” and Hajdini countersued for defamation earlier this week, asserting that Rana’s allegations are “entirely false, malicious, and fabricated” and “concocted for the improper purpose of personal enrichment at the expense of defendants and others.”

The saga was likely to next unfold on May 26, when a preliminary hearing is scheduled, but the Juggernaut, an outlet that covers the South Asian diaspora, published an extensive profile of Rana on Thursday that includes fresh comments from him on the case. “The biggest thing here is, if you call this fake, it’s just gender inequality. If the roles were reversed, what do you think would happen?” Rana said in an interview with Tulika Bose, which hit upon several matters in the suit and recently in the press.

Settlement talks​

The Wall Street Journal reported that JPMorgan offered to settle Rana’s claims for $1 million after he filed a complaint in May 2025 and was placed on leave; a representative for Rana reportedly sought approximately $22 million to settle. Rana suggested in the Juggernaut interview that the bank’s reported willingness to settle with him speaks to the veracity of his claims: “If it was fabricated, why did the settlement rise?” he said.

Then things take another turn. Bose wrote that “throughout his interview with us, Rana claimed he possessed extensive evidence supporting his allegations,” including “forensic analysis of devices, internal HR complaints, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) filings, and additional anonymous witness affidavits,” and referenced “documentation tied to settlement negotiations, including that JPMorgan increased its offer ‘after more evidence was discovered.’”

According to the Juggernaut, Rana did not provide the documentation, and Bose recalled his response when she followed up on it: “I think there has been a clear mistake here … I’ve never shared any information with you and your team. We are speaking with Verizon now. My account has been compromised.” Bose wrote that Rana “then proceeded to block our number.” (A lawyer for Rana did not respond to New York’s request for comment.)

AskALawyerOnCall messages​

The New York Post reported earlier this month that Rana was identified as the user posing questions ten months ago to the online legal-advice platform, AskALawyerOnCall.com. “I was raped, secually assulted [sic], harassed, and forced to do drugs by my former boss at Morgan Stanley,’’ read the message. The user referred to the alleged abuser as “he,” noted the Post. When asked by the Juggernaut about screenshots from the legal-advice site, Rana said he had “no idea what that is” and suggested they were “deepfakes.”

In her countersuit, Hajdini also claimed that Rana’s conduct is “part of a broader pattern and scheme in which he has repeatedly advanced knowingly false and deeply offensive accusations for personal gain” and has “made up eerily similar fabricated allegations of sexual misconduct against a supervisor at a prior place of employment — specifically, that he was sexually assaulted, drugged, and raped by that supervisor.”

And as for one particularly vivid allegation​

In his suit, Rana alleged that Hajdini once said, “I bet your little Asian fishhead wife doesn’t have these cannons.” When asked about the remark, Rana told Bose, “Was I quoted saying that?” When told it was allegedly what Hajdini had said, he responded, “Oh yeah, I can’t comment on other people’s quotes.” Incidentally, Rana said he had a serious partner at the time of the alleged incident but was not married.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOT EVEN THE WIFE IS REAL! NO CANONS FOR YOU, RANA THE RAPED!
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HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY?!? HOW DO YOU TAKE A CASE WHERE NONE OF IT IS BASED ON ANY TRUTH?!?! HOW DO YOU NOT LOOK INTO A SINGLE BIT OF YOUR CLIENT'S CLAIMS BEFORE PUTTING THEM AND YOUR NAME TO A LEGAL DOCUMENT?!?! GET SUPER LAWYER MEGA FUCKED, DAN!!!
 
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