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FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn" - The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.
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- 15 Sty 2014
“My name is not important,” says Phil, then pretends everyone here calls him Isabel.
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- 24 Mar 2013
Phil must be really struggling right now. He's been pulling out all the stops recently to try to "get one over" on us, but nothing he's done has worked in his favor.
He gets his junk removed? We laugh at him and point out that it doesn't change anything.
He goes out shooting with some mongos he knows to try to look like a badass? We laugh at him and joke about his terrible shooting stance.
He gets a "Totally real gun, you guys! I'm super serious!" and makes threats towards us? We laugh at him and find the model of cheap BB gun he bought and discuss how it's a terrible idea to carry a gun the way he is and point out that if he ever gets in trouble with the law while carrying a BB gun that it will be treated the same way as if he had a real gun.
Phil posts photos of his mutilated crotch? We laugh at him, make jokes about how nasty it looks, speculate on if its infected, and state that he's still male.
Phil makes claims that since his mangled cock grosses us out that the photos are somehow revenge and makes a reaction video faking laughter at our posts? We laugh at him and point out how he's faking laughter and that he skipped most of the posts because they were too triggering for him to read.
Phil just can't catch a break, can he? LOL
He gets his junk removed? We laugh at him and point out that it doesn't change anything.
He goes out shooting with some mongos he knows to try to look like a badass? We laugh at him and joke about his terrible shooting stance.
He gets a "Totally real gun, you guys! I'm super serious!" and makes threats towards us? We laugh at him and find the model of cheap BB gun he bought and discuss how it's a terrible idea to carry a gun the way he is and point out that if he ever gets in trouble with the law while carrying a BB gun that it will be treated the same way as if he had a real gun.
Phil posts photos of his mutilated crotch? We laugh at him, make jokes about how nasty it looks, speculate on if its infected, and state that he's still male.
Phil makes claims that since his mangled cock grosses us out that the photos are somehow revenge and makes a reaction video faking laughter at our posts? We laugh at him and point out how he's faking laughter and that he skipped most of the posts because they were too triggering for him to read.
Phil just can't catch a break, can he? LOL
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- 25 Paź 2014
No, unfortunately tardboy will never catch a break, and the ironic thing is that it is no one else's fault but his own. I mean shit, even if we did setup a scenario where Phil ended up coming out a winner, his dumbass would still fail miserably. It would be hilarious to see his reaction to winning though, and what I mean by that is how his ego will skyrocket, hell boast and posture (possibly send death threats to noone), and say how were all loser's now. But in the end, we all know Phil will find a way to royally fuck everything up, all while embarrassing himself. Plus if he did win at something, the inevitable facebook/Tumblr posts for asspats and attention will be read by noone.
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- 26 Lis 2014
SRS is a remarkably poor use for a penis and pair of testicles, even if they were distinctly subnormal ones. Think about it; if you were Phil and you decided to get rid of your male genitals, what value might you get for your own emasculation? I can think of a number of possibilities:
1) Remember CWC's creepy Sonic Totem? You know, the one that sold for $1500? Surely some cow watcher would pay something for Phil's junk, preserved for eternity in formaldehyde like a dissected frog. Of course, you always have to be careful in showing off your lolcow relics to visitors; while the Totem's owner merely risked revealing himself as a sped, Phil's junk's owner would risk horrified viewers mistakenly thinking he's pulled an Earl Shriner by severing the penis of some unfortunate little boy. Phil could get even more money if he offered the auction winner the chance to cut it off himself, but this would probably end with @The Dude attempting to castrate him with a rusty spoon.
2) Remember when Phil pretended to be a "Satanic witch"? Surely his sexual organs could be sold as spell components to an actual Satanic witch. If said Satanic witch was trying to cast an impotence hex or something on Trump, I'm sure Phil could milk that for fame among the idiotic deranged far Left set.
3) Remember when Phil claimed his "headmate" Xochi was a dominatrix? He could get together with an actual dominatrix to do a real castration video and sell it to some spectacularly degenerate porn site out there I'm sure. Just think, he would not just have money, but he could legitimately claim to be a porn star! He'd even get a chance to live out his bondage fantasies with a hot real girl one time, which is one more time than he'd ever otherwise get.
4) Phil could wait until the Vodka Ogre is passed out drunk, cut off his own genitals with a knife, put it in Toren's hands, and lie to the cops claiming to be the victim of domestic violence. According to https://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/90.396 this would allow the landlord to bring a 24 hour eviction notice against Toren. Plenty of victim points (and donations) to be milked from being a survivor of domestic violence too! Given that even some of Kiwi Farm's softer-hearted members feel sympathetic towards Phil for being abused by Toren, a few of them might even donate, allowing Phil to laugh at KF all the way to the bank.
And of course after any of the above, Phil could still disgust us by showing off his mutilated crotch just like he's doing now. But no, not only did he not get money, fame, sympathy, or freedom from an abusive drunk, but he got a ticking time bomb of an infected wound in his crotch that will one day kill him instead. Worst deal ever, Phil.
1) Remember CWC's creepy Sonic Totem? You know, the one that sold for $1500? Surely some cow watcher would pay something for Phil's junk, preserved for eternity in formaldehyde like a dissected frog. Of course, you always have to be careful in showing off your lolcow relics to visitors; while the Totem's owner merely risked revealing himself as a sped, Phil's junk's owner would risk horrified viewers mistakenly thinking he's pulled an Earl Shriner by severing the penis of some unfortunate little boy. Phil could get even more money if he offered the auction winner the chance to cut it off himself, but this would probably end with @The Dude attempting to castrate him with a rusty spoon.
2) Remember when Phil pretended to be a "Satanic witch"? Surely his sexual organs could be sold as spell components to an actual Satanic witch. If said Satanic witch was trying to cast an impotence hex or something on Trump, I'm sure Phil could milk that for fame among the idiotic deranged far Left set.
3) Remember when Phil claimed his "headmate" Xochi was a dominatrix? He could get together with an actual dominatrix to do a real castration video and sell it to some spectacularly degenerate porn site out there I'm sure. Just think, he would not just have money, but he could legitimately claim to be a porn star! He'd even get a chance to live out his bondage fantasies with a hot real girl one time, which is one more time than he'd ever otherwise get.
4) Phil could wait until the Vodka Ogre is passed out drunk, cut off his own genitals with a knife, put it in Toren's hands, and lie to the cops claiming to be the victim of domestic violence. According to https://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/90.396 this would allow the landlord to bring a 24 hour eviction notice against Toren. Plenty of victim points (and donations) to be milked from being a survivor of domestic violence too! Given that even some of Kiwi Farm's softer-hearted members feel sympathetic towards Phil for being abused by Toren, a few of them might even donate, allowing Phil to laugh at KF all the way to the bank.
And of course after any of the above, Phil could still disgust us by showing off his mutilated crotch just like he's doing now. But no, not only did he not get money, fame, sympathy, or freedom from an abusive drunk, but he got a ticking time bomb of an infected wound in his crotch that will one day kill him instead. Worst deal ever, Phil.
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- 25 Paź 2014
And this right here is prove that Phil is not capable of thinking of the consequences of his actions and the effect it has on others.
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- 29 Cze 2016
Phil is one of a kind. Takes a radial saw to the crotch, feels empowered by the revulsion his disfigurement inspires.
I'm reminded of a skit from MST3K.
I'm reminded of a skit from MST3K.
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- 7 Sty 2015
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- 15 Sty 2014
And that chin demonstrates the results of eating that cheese.
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- 25 Paź 2014
Jesus Christ look at that face. It's like he has oral cancer or tumors or something. He should have had facial surgery and orthodontic surgery before he got his dick lopped off.
Edit: look at the shit stained and encrusted fingernails he has. I'm honestly surprised he never got sick from eating without washing those diahhrea hands.
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- 10 Kwi 2013
Phil is one of the few people I've ever seen who manage to look completely male yet completely unmanly. Even beta cucks manage to look at least a little masculine.
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- 15 Sty 2014
The “She/Her” badge really makes this photo.
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- 25 Lip 2018
If his revenge involves ruining porn forever for sane people, he just might have a point. That beaver can literally chew through wood with whatever infection it is struck with.
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- 15 Sty 2014
It doesn’t ruin anything for me other than my faith in medicine. That thing is just a mess - I can’t make the mental link between that failed parody and an actual vagina.
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- 25 Lip 2018
The scary thing is that there is somebody out there who will fap to that beaver other than its owner. I think his doctor learned too many tricks from the Outlast Whistleblower DLC, actually.
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- 24 Mar 2013
Phil looks like Randy Quaid in this photo, the guy known for fat, borderline-retarded characters like Cousin Eddie in the National Lampoon's Vacation films. Look at those chins, holy shit.
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- 25 Paź 2014
The left side of fat shits face looks swollen to all hell, like he just got hit in the face with a baseball bat or something. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a abcess or something seeing as Phil refuses to brush his beaver teeth just like he refuses to wipe his dirty ass and bathe.
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- 12 Sie 2017
About a decade ago, when I lived in a different country, some dude was going around stabbing people and sticking his wiener in the wounds afterwards.