FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn" - The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

[Positron]

Phil gets a lot of pleasure reading our thread on his pseudovagina.


[Text]

I am calling Kiwi Farms “Wacky Delly” for now on.

CN Genitals, Revenge porn to Kiwi Farms - Xochi and Isabel dialogue, funny as hell

Xochi: “You should send nudes to Kiwi Farms more often so they can lose their appetite again and again!”

Me: “Xochi, as a vegan I know how much their masculinity is tied to what they eat so basically I am just punching them fash foodies in the stomach. Cuz every time I do that I causing them to vomit their lunch or some shit.”

Xochi: “Plus, they calling Antifa ‘Soyboys’ or 'Vegan ISIS’ for choice shit tier insults”

Me: “And they talk about lunch meat a lot so I have a new pet name for the these basement dwellers.”

Xochi: “NEETs and Watson?”

Me: “Wacky Delly”

*Xochi and Isabel laughing*

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Bonus content courtesy of @repentance and @obliviousbeard: Phil does a "dramatic reading" on his pseudovagina thread, but it is just 20 minutes of his idiotic laughing and lisping:

https://my.mixtape.moe/uptnrr.mp4

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Can someone explain to me how posting your own nudes is Revenge Porn?

 

[Lioness]

Potato can't even spell Deli right.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Lol, Phil is a tard who can’t spell “deli.” No wonder he got his dick cut off.

Sending unsolicited pictures of your genitalia is something only men do, btw.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I have to admit, for once, Phil actually has a point. It does kinda make me sick when he posts pics of his mangled, mutilated dick. I'm starting to fear clicking spoilers in Phils forum.

 

[fortunecookie]

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Lol, Phil is a tard who can’t spell “deli.” No wonder he got his dick cut off.

Sending unsolicited pictures of your genitalia is something only men do, btw.

Wacky Delly is a thing from rocko's modern life

 

[Rokko]

Can someone explain to me how posting your own nudes is Revenge Porn?

It has a lot to do with autism. Just like calling a car a "four-wheeled fedora".

 

[PlasticOwls]

What's the thought process that goes behind correlating the masculinity of a website to food? How is posting your own nudes proving anything? The fuck is a Wacky Delly?

Jokes on him, that gash is going to totally contact sepsis

 

[obliviousbeard]

He isn't very bright, isn't he?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The actual conversation was more like, “meow (tard giggle) meow (tard giggle) meow.”

 

[Positron]

Can someone explain to me how posting your own nudes is Revenge Porn?

Phil was probably the kind of kid who deliberately shits himself at school for attention.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What's the thought process that goes behind correlating the masculinity of a website to food? How is posting your own nudes proving anything? The fuck is a Wacky Delly?

Jokes on him, that gash is going to totally contact sepsis

Personally, I correlate my masculinity to the fact that I didn’t cut my dick off to spite a website.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Senpai Noticed Me....

And he sounds like a slow teenager giggling at finding porn on the internet for the first time.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Also, I wonder if Phil understands our objections to his genitals aren't a tranny thing. If someone like Baily Jay or Blaire White posts their junk online, I wouldn't have a problem with it; there's probably a lot of kiwi's who would be into it. That's because they understand basic hygiene. That's because they wipe and they don't shit themselves. With Phil, you just know that thing is going to be loaded up with puss and bacteria and infection before the year's out.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Also, I wonder if Phil understands our objections to his genitals aren't a tranny thing.

I don't think he's capable anymore of differentiating anything outside of the various oppression buzz word filters he passes everything through.

Even if his stinkditch became horribly infected, and required hospitalization due to his own lack of hygiene, he'd blame it on the cishet fascists somehow.

 

[The Dude]

Like Philly Grease Steak has any room to be critical over what people eat. And he really wants people to believe he's a vegan despite all the evidence to the contrary.

And it sure took him a few days to fabricate this bullshit "Xochi and me" story to make himself feel better, didn't it? How much of the past few days has been dedicated to Phil bouncing and squeaking over us being disgusted by his rotting manhole instead of praising him for his new, "gender affirming vagina"? How long until he's ashamed of it like he is over his beaver teeth?

 

[Sandwichu]

Sure Phil, be my guest. Keep sending those "revenge" nudes to keep the freak show going.

 

[Cthulu]

“You should send nudes to Kiwi Farms more often so they can lose their appetite again and again!”

Only the weak Kiwis lost their lunch. I finished my roast beef sandwich with no problems.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

More Phil revenge porn, that slanted gash always makes my day

Wacky Delly? So many witty oportunities wasted