FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn" - The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

[Very Honest Content]

He looks like his eye crow's feet have aged a decade in the last few months under that mask. Phil finds his own rapidly approaching demise due to infection as quite the entertaining joke it appears...

ETA: Phil's reaction to reading my comment is at time-code 19:52 apparently...

 

[nvrwastetree]

He looks like his eye crow's feet have aged a decade in the last few months under that mask. Phil finds his own rapidly approaching demise due to infection as quite the entertaining joke it appears...

ETA: Phil's reaction to reading my comment is at time-code 19:52 apparently...

Well fuck, at least you were able to make it through his autistic babbling. You are a gentleman and scholar

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He looks like his eye crow's feet have aged a decade in the last few months under that mask. Phil finds his own rapidly approaching demise due to infection as quite the entertaining joke it appears...

ETA: Phil's reaction to reading my comment is at time-code 19:52 apparently...

I’m impressed. I managed one minute before the sound of a giggling epsilon became too grating to continue listening to.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I’m impressed. I managed one minute before the sound of a giggling epsilon became too grating to continue listening to.

He quotes you and cuts a ranting :autism: heel promo on you about 2/3rds through, endure it. Trust me.

 

[Xanax]

Can someone who was brave enough to endure the whole thing let me know if Phil reads any of my posts? I'd get a laugh out of that but I can't stand listening to his voice for that long.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He quotes you and cuts a ranting :autism: heel promo on you about 2/3rds through, endure it. Trust me.

Okay, I got through it. You know when you’re undergoing a painful medical procedure, like a lumbar puncture or root canal, and it hurts like hell, but after a while you get used to it? That gurgling tard laugh is grating as hell, though.

I like the fact that he pretends we call him “Isabel” and refer to him as female. My point that he’s only doing this for attention seemed to confuse him a little. He describes himself as a “militant insurrectionist autistic,” which I suppose is one-third correct, but has nothing to say about the suggestion that he’d stop if we stopped talking about it. Because it’s true.

 

[wes]

a “militant insurrectionist autistic,”

Literal weaponized autism.

 

[James Howlett]

"My name is not important..."

Mother fucker is so triggered, he can't even say the name of his own subforum.

Also, he claims to mask up at protests because he's scared of kiwis...but like...why mask up online in your own home? I would blame his gimp fetish, but it's not even leather.

Edit: I didn't watch the whole thing, just 2-3 minute bits here and there. Here's a few more observations I found humorous;

There were posts Phil wouldn't read because they were "too graphic". TOO GRAPHIC for captain stink ditch. This actually leads to another point;

He didn't want to read certain posts, he just like giggling at the sandwich jokes. I think there are two parts to this; First part, Phil takes pride in the sandwich jokes because "roast beef" is a joke about certain women's genitals that predates phil. It makes him feel like more of a woman to be subjected to an insult targeting women.

Second part, he's so obsessed with the lunch jokes because he think some of us are literally throwing up, and he counts it as a win.

Bro, we've seen worse. But when we see worse, we don't ever get someone who will reply to our anonymous internet comments in such an autistic and glorious fashion.

I also like that you could see him reading and passing over certain comments because it wasn't insulting, but actually just part of the discussion. Censorship is fascist, Phil. (P.S. please read my post in your next video!)

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

Can someone explain to me how posting your own nudes is Revenge Porn?

He probably thinks he's getting back at us for everything we've done. It's not Revenge Porn in the normal sense, but to him it is 'revenge' and it is 'porn'. So, Revenge Porn. He also enjoys giving us this disgusting porn since he thinks it makes us weak (because many of us get sick from looking at his gaping hole). This, in his mind, makes him stronger since we're getting weaker. It's part of his 'revenge.'

Jokes on him though since he's probably going to die from a horrible infection while we'll remain unaffected in the long run.

 

[SpaceAce]

I feel like I missed all these awesome conversations about lunch meat that everyone else on here is apparently having.
And ugh, that laugh, it's so forced it hurts my soul. He's a terrible actor and those weird giggles do nothing to mask the fact that you're actually super upset about all this.
Also, who is this video supposed to be for? I assume us, but we all know his name? And also all wearing a ski mask in summer will achieve is a face that smells as bad as his feet.

Edit: He wants us/his audience to see his face while he reacts but he's masked?
I'm not drunk enough for that logic.

Edit2: I made it ten minutes in and I can't do anymore. He's just snorting to himself and repeating "This is hilarious" like he may actually convince himself it's true.
He obviously has no idea what a dramatic reading is, and by the way he butchered that Lovecraft quote I'd go as far as to say he doesn't even know what just reading is.

 

[Positron]

He didn't want to read certain posts, he just like giggling at the sandwich jokes.

Most posts in that thread exceeds Phil's hurt level, which is extremely low considering he changes all pronouns to "she" and "her".

Basically all he read aloud are shitposts.

 

[nvrwastetree]

"My name is not important..."

Mother fucker is so triggered, he can't even say the name of his own subforum.

Also, he claims to mask up at protests because he's scared of kiwis...but like...why mask up online in your own home? I would blame his gimp fetish, but it's not even leather.

Edit: I didn't watch the whole thing, just 2-3 minute bits here and there. Here's a few more observations I found humorous;

There were posts Phil wouldn't read because they were "too graphic". TOO GRAPHIC for captain stink ditch. This actually leads to another point;

He didn't want to read certain posts, he just like giggling at the sandwich jokes. I think there are two parts to this; First part, Phil takes pride in the sandwich jokes because "roast beef" is a joke about certain women's genitals that predates phil. It makes him feel like more of a woman to be subjected to an insult targeting women.

Second part, he's so obsessed with the lunch jokes because he think some of us are literally throwing up, and he counts it as a win.

Bro, we've seen worse. But when we see worse, we don't ever get someone who will reply to our anonymous internet comments in such an autistic and glorious fashion.

I also like that you could see him reading and passing over certain comments because it wasn't insulting, but actually just part of the discussion. Censorship is fascist, Phil. (P.S. please read my post in your next video!)

Fuck I think we should introduce Phil to the gauntlet page or the classic offended page from ED, except we should give it a fake url, and when Phil opens it unprepaired know his next tard video, we might get a reaction similar to that of Jace when people spammed his Skype chat with pictures of dicks.

Also, the reason why Phil refused to read some comments are due to the fact it exceeded his hurtful truth level, and he knows if he read them, well, he'd basically be proving that he's still a dirty male, not a troon, got the Mariana Trench to spite us and Angelo, and is having opiate/meth like withdrawal symptoms from not getting attention or asspats. Phil, no one likes you anymore, everyone you knew that supported you finally woke up and realized what a delusional, ugly, smelly, selfish, egotistical, tarded, liar you are and they went somewhere far away from you. Now, go take a shower, wipe your ass front to back like a lady would, and kick toren out of your spudcave.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

So Kiwi Farms is Wacky Delly now? Funny, since his dirty axe wound looks more like rotten meat than this site. No, we aren't rotton meat. We are the cheese.

We are the cheese. We are the best character on the show. We are better than the salami or the baloney, WE ARE THE CHEESE.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Is Phil aware that his sitting on his ass and eating nothing but doritos (the fact that they apparently don't use cheese for the powder disturbs me) and oreos, while vegan, is not inherently superior? No wonder you're such a fatass. I'd sooner eat a steak bloody than touch whatever unholy concoction you eat on a daily basis.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"My name is not important..."

Mother fucker is so triggered, he can't even say the name of his own subforum.

Also, he claims to mask up at protests because he's scared of kiwis...but like...why mask up online in your own home? I would blame his gimp fetish, but it's not even leather.

Edit: I didn't watch the whole thing, just 2-3 minute bits here and there. Here's a few more observations I found humorous;

There were posts Phil wouldn't read because they were "too graphic". TOO GRAPHIC for captain stink ditch. This actually leads to another point;

He didn't want to read certain posts, he just like giggling at the sandwich jokes. I think there are two parts to this; First part, Phil takes pride in the sandwich jokes because "roast beef" is a joke about certain women's genitals that predates phil. It makes him feel like more of a woman to be subjected to an insult targeting women.

Second part, he's so obsessed with the lunch jokes because he think some of us are literally throwing up, and he counts it as a win.

Bro, we've seen worse. But when we see worse, we don't ever get someone who will reply to our anonymous internet comments in such an autistic and glorious fashion.

I also like that you could see him reading and passing over certain comments because it wasn't insulting, but actually just part of the discussion. Censorship is fascist, Phil. (P.S. please read my post in your next video!)

I feel like I missed all these awesome conversations about lunch meat that everyone else on here is apparently having.
And ugh, that laugh, it's so forced it hurts my soul. He's a terrible actor and those weird giggles do nothing to mask the fact that you're actually super upset about all this.
Also, who is this video supposed to be for? I assume us, but we all know his name? And also all wearing a ski mask in summer will achieve is a face that smells as bad as his feet.

Edit: He wants us/his audience to see his face while he reacts but he's masked?
I'm not drunk enough for that logic.

He wears the ski mask because he’s doubling down on the Antifa super soldier thing. He probably thinks wearing the ski mask all the time shows that he’s the most Antifa of all. Even though he is incredibly easy to identify. Militant insurrectionist autistic indeed.

Ironically, the mask exposes his true reactions better than he thinks. While I have no doubt that under the mask he’s doing whatever he thinks a convulsing-with-laughter expression looks like, we have only his eyes to focus on. There’s that vacant look as he tries to work out what the post says, what it means, whether he’s being insulted and how he needs to spin it. I’ve said this before, but when you can only see Phil’s eyes, you realise how totally lost he is in the adult world.

Also, the reason why Phil refused to read some comments are due to the fact it exceeded his hurtful truth level, and he knows if he read them, well, he'd basically be proving that he's still a dirty male, not a troon, got the Mariana Trench to spite us and Angelo, and is having opiate/meth like withdrawal symptoms from not getting attention or asspats. Phil, no one likes you anymore, everyone you knew that supported you finally woke up and realized what a delusional, ugly, smelly, selfish, egotistical, tarded, liar you are and they went somewhere far away from you. Now, go take a shower, wipe your ass front to back like a lady would, and kick toren out of your spudcave.

That is what I find so bewildering. Drawing attention to KF is the stupidest thing he could possibly do. We literally have a thread on why you should never help Phil. But he’s so pathetically starved of anything resembling love or respect that he has to let the world know that someone cares, he has some sort of meaning in the world.

 

[The Dude]

Phil is just upset because he can't "wacky" his deli meat anymore.

Yeah, no one is literally nauseous or throwing up over his mutilated cock. It's a figurative nausea over how we as a race have fallen so far into depravity that a mentally deficient man was able to have his genitals mutilated by a licensed medical "professional" and have the tax payers foot the bill. So it's more of a mental nausea. Most of us have seen worse, either online or in real life. I saw worse when I was an EMT.

You can tell he's trying so hard to play mental gymnastics and act like he's not upset with this whole "punishing Kiwis" bullshit. But we all know that deep down inside Phil is bouncing and squeaking up a storm because we are still making fun of his manhole. He's so obvious and transparent. Shit, I'm willing to bet he came up with the "revenge porn" line after reading my joke about him showing off his mangled man meat as punishment for us not believing he has a real handgun.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

TBH that one infected tattoo was worse.

And is he admitting that his butchered meat hole is disgusting?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

TBH that one infected tattoo was worse.

And is he admitting that his butchered meat hole is disgusting?

Yes. He’s bouncing and squeaking so hard at getting anything other than contemptuous mirth from Kiwi Farms that he doesn’t realise he’s being insulted.

I wonder if that’s how he gets through life, totally unable to comprehend other people’s criticism and insults? He certainly hasn’t picked up on the fact that Greta and Nina pretty obviously dislike him.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

He wears the ski mask because he’s doubling down on the Antifa super soldier thing. He probably thinks wearing the ski mask all the time shows that he’s the most Antifa of all. Even though he is incredibly easy to identify. Militant insurrectionist autistic indeed.

Ironically, the mask exposes his true reactions better than he thinks. While I have no doubt that under the mask he’s doing whatever he thinks a convulsing-with-laughter expression looks like, we have only his eyes to focus on. There’s that vacant look as he tries to work out what the post says, what it means, whether he’s being insulted and how he needs to spin it. I’ve said this before, but when you can only see Phil’s eyes, you realise how totally lost he is in the adult world.


That is what I find so bewildering. Drawing attention to KF is the stupidest thing he could possibly do. We literally have a thread on why you should never help Phil. But he’s so pathetically starved of anything resembling love or respect that he has to let the world know that someone cares, he has some sort of meaning in the world.

He's got cow eyes. Unfocused and dimwitted, unable to comprehend on any capacity higher than eating, shitting, and fapping.

 

[wes]

Basically all he read aloud are shitposts.

Anyone brave/generous enough to transcript his spud diatribe? I'd rather not listen to NOW That's What I Call Autism.

Yeah, no one is literally nauseous or throwing up over his mutilated cock. It's a figurative nausea over how we as a race have fallen so far into depravity that a mentally deficient man was able to have his genitals mutilated by a licensed medical "professional" and have the tax payers foot the bill. So it's more of a mental nausea. Most of us have seen worse, either online or in real life. I saw worse when I was an EMT.

Autists don't understand hyperbole.