FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn" - The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

[nvrwastetree]

We are the cheese. We are the best character on the show. We are better than the salami or the baloney, WE ARE THE CHEESE.

Ok heffer....err filbert.

TBH that one infected tattoo was worse.

And is he admitting that his butchered meat hole is disgusting?

I honestly wouldn't doubt it. Phil's not the smartest tool in the shed. He's almost as dumb as Chris is when it comes to detecting insults/sarcasm/trust compliments. So basically, if you say something like, "Phil's manholes is hideous and makes me want to vomit." The dipshit will think youre complementing him, and be happy about it, when in reality, you're really insulting him.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I honestly wouldn't doubt it. Phil's not the smartest tool in the shed. He's almost as dumb as Chris is when it comes to detecting insults/sarcasm/trust compliments. So basically, if you say something like, "Phil's manholes is hideous and makes me want to vomit." The dipshit will think youre complementing him, and be happy about it, when in reality, you're really insulting him.

I'm not sure how anyone can take that as a compliment but here we are.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I have to admit, for once, Phil actually has a point. It does kinda make me sick when he posts pics of his mangled, mutilated dick. I'm starting to fear clicking spoilers in Phils forum.

Meh, I've seen all kinds of fucked up shit. This is amusing to me.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

I'm not sure how anyone can take that as a compliment but here we are.

Because we're giving him attention. His dad's either dead or gone, he punched his own mom in the face, he "rooms" with a fat crossdressing drunk ogre (who kicked Phil out of his own bedroom and is just using him as a place to crash because Phil is too chickenshit to take back his property). When he goes to antifa "rallies" he just stands around and repels people with his stench. His tumblr is himself yelling into the void. We are the only people who give him the time of day anymore. He's like a neglected toddler who was allowed to play with a butcher knife and accidentally dropped it on his peenie.

We are seriously all he has to live for. If he ignored Kiwifarms, he'd be sitting in silence and using what little brainpower he has processing how he's alone. I've only been here post-chop, but apparently lack of validation from KF is what drove him to chop in the first place. He's that fucking pathetic.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Dude has a point, some of the reactions here are kind of over the top. Sure his mangina is kinda gross, but compared to your typical internet shock content it’s really not *that* bad. Can’t blame him for thinking that posting pics of his fake vagina will garner a negative reaction here when posting pics of his fake vagina garners a negative reaction here.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

More Phil revenge porn, that slanted gash always makes my day

Wacky Delly? So many witty oportunities wasted

Wacky Deli was lifted from Rocko's modern life.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wacky Deli was lifted from Rocko's modern life.

“I’m becoming an Antifa super-soldier! Anyway, here’s a reference to a children’s cartoon I watch.”

 

[nvrwastetree]

I'm not sure how anyone can take that as a compliment but here we are.

Well, that's a question you should ask Phil, but your answer will be "something something analchest, something something transmisogyisnt, something something you're just jealous because I have a stink ditch you want to fuck now you dirty chaser". Point being, he's a tard who only listens to what he wants, and if you don't agree with him, you're against him.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

There's only one reason Phil wears a balaclava in videos directed to us, and it's nothing to do with him being antifa, supersoldier or weaponised autism. He's just crushingly embarrassed about his bucked rat teeth, and knows that if he shows them, we'll take the piss.

Shame the only part of his face that isn't covered - his eyes - are too far apart, go in slightly different directions, and slope downwards. In other words, they show plainly that he's a re.tard.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Shame the only part of his face that isn't covered - his eyes - are too far apart, go in slightly different directions, and slope downwards. In other words, they show plainly that he's a re.tard

They also show mommy had a little too much alcohol during pregnancy, or was smoking meth/shooting tar/taking phenobarbital. To add on to your reasons why Phil wears a bacalava during his videos, he thinks it's awesome. He probably watch a anonymous video on YouTube, was attracted to the threats they made in the video, and thought if he would emulate them, it would make people he hates fear him as well. The hilarious thing is it backfired on him. Instead of making him look awesome and scary to viewers, all it does it make them laugh.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

In the live reading, I like how he corrects the pronouns and aborts reading posts halfway through if they make him uncomfortable or venture into territory he's unwilling to discuss.
I also forgot what a fucking mushmouth he is. "Anudder", "s'all", "gotten", "Fank God", "drink demselves to deff", "Idenniny pahlitics" it goes on and on. I dunno if it's the piercings or the fetal alcohol syndrome, but he can't seem to finish a sentence without lisping and stumbling over his pronunciation.

All in all, 10/10. Funny as hell. He should do more live readings to show off how not upset he is.

 

[Bassomatic]

In the live reading, I like how he corrects the pronouns and aborts reading posts halfway through if they make him uncomfortable or venture into territory he's unwilling to discuss.
I also forgot what a fucking mushmouth he is. "Anudder", "s'all", "gotten", "Fank God", "drink demselves to deff", "Idenniny pahlitics" it goes on and on. I dunno if it's the piercings or the fetal alcohol syndrome, but he can't seem to finish a sentence without lisping and stumbling over his pronunciation.

All in all, 10/10. Funny as hell. He should do more live readings to show off how not upset he is.

To be fair the "anuddar" is because he's a Philly WOP. That's how the drawl is.

Rest is because he lisps thru his buck teeth.

 

[The Dude]

Dude has a point, some of the reactions here are kind of over the top. Sure his mangina is kinda gross, but compared to your typical internet shock content it’s really not *that* bad. Can’t blame him for thinking that posting pics of his fake vagina will garner a negative reaction here when posting pics of his fake vagina garners a negative reaction here.

You'd have to be a complete mongoloid like Phil to think any of us were being serious instead of just being bombastic for humor sake. Yes, Phil is nasty. Yes, Phil's manhole is a total botch job that looks completely unnatural. No, when someone here says Phil's manhole looks like fifty pounds of rotting raw ground beef they aren't being literal.

 

[Corn Sake]

Spoiler: Hey Phil, click here.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

All that is essentially "I'm grossing out people I don't like" filtered through the severe :autism: of an obese white Italian American manchild from New Jersey.

 

[Woyzeck]

Perhaps his "See, now I'M the one laughing at YOU!" video would be more effective if his laugh didn't sound completely fake (like he's holding back tears) and he didn't refuse to read out 90% of the comments. But hey, who am I to tell a strong latinx womyn what to do?

Also, "My name is not important":

 

[nvrwastetree]

Perhaps his "See, now I'M the one laughing at YOU!" video would be more effective if his laugh didn't sound completely fake (like he's holding back tears) and he didn't refuse to read out 90% of the comments. But hey, who am I to tell a strong latinx womyn what to do?

Also, "My name is not important":

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Lol, if Phil is such a strong latinx troon as he proclaims on borderline every single post he makes, then he shouldn't have a problem reading all our comments, but like I said before, his tarded out Livestream only gave evidence he's a gigantic pussy, and that he knows we're right about everything we say about him. Prove me wrong phil-oh wait, that's right, your name doesn't matter anymore...idiot.

 

[Adamska]

The funny thing about Phil trying to disgust people with his botch job is how he failed to get me to react. I only ever felt close to chundering with the word play used by you guys.

He can't even claim my very brief nausea period as a victory; that goes to the Farms for its horrid use of burlesque metaphors. And he actually fucked up and failed again anyway when he proved how close he was to tantrum crying while slurring out only like 10% of the botch job thread since the rest was too close to the hurtful truth for him to read aloud.

 

[Xanax]

Dude has a point, some of the reactions here are kind of over the top. Sure his mangina is kinda gross, but compared to your typical internet shock content it’s really not *that* bad. Can’t blame him for thinking that posting pics of his fake vagina will garner a negative reaction here when posting pics of his fake vagina garners a negative reaction here.

It's not the reaction he thinks it is though. Phil thinks he's dealing a major blow against some kind of conglomerate of toxic masculinity that exists solely to hurt trans POCs by showing us a triumph of tranarchism like we've never seen before. In reality he's showing his mashed up meat to a bunch of strangers, most of whom grew up falling for shock sites and will think absolutely nothing of it, and then laughing to himself about it.

 

[nvrwastetree]

It's not the reaction he thinks it is though. Phil thinks he's dealing a major blow against some kind of conglomerate of toxic masculinity that exists solely to hurt trans POCs by showing us a triumph of tranarchism like we've never seen before. In reality he's showing his mashed up meat to a bunch of strangers, most of whom grew up falling for shock sites and will think absolutely nothing of it, and then laughing to himself about it.

Exactly. Phil doesn't have of anything bigger that autismland, so he thinks that if kiwi farms is trying to gatekeeper him from becoming the beautiful latinx antifa superfatsoldier, then all of the other things he's so irrationally against are as well. He cannot comprehend critical thinking nor complex thoughts, and we've witnessed it before, even moreso now that his stupid Livestream was posted (which all it probably did was end up with him being made fun of by people on Facebook, and laughed at). So of course he's going to think by posting pictures of his infected trench, that it is the first step of shutting down things he hates, when in reality, it probably confuses the fuck out of people who do not know him, and the people who do know him laugh and make fun of him, especially for covering his face in a wool skimask...in the middle of summer, because he thinks it will conceal his identity, when 5 minutes later he stated his name. Phil, I've got some bad news for you, people are not laughing with you, but rather at you.