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- 24 Mar 2013
Do we know if this photo was taken before or after Slingblade moved in with Beaver Face? If it was after, then maybe Slingblade got tired of Phil's bouncing and squeaking and socked him upside the face with a liquor bottle?
FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn" - The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.
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Do we know if this photo was taken before or after Slingblade moved in with Beaver Face? If it was after, then maybe Slingblade got tired of Phil's bouncing and squeaking and socked him upside the face with a liquor bottle?
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- 11 Lut 2016
I'm happy our pet moron is happy tbh.
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- 24 Mar 2013
Yeah, I'm glad Chris is out having fun at Bronycon too. It's better than being cooped up in a filthy apartment with a violent, drunken ogre day in/day out.
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- 10 Lis 2015
before
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- 25 Paź 2014
Way before. His face is alot fatter and it looks like he's been munching on Prednisone or hasassive oral cancer tumors in that gapin maw of his. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if slingblade has already threatened the fuck out of Phil with full and empty bottles when he can no longer take Phil's bouncing and squeeking/tarding about the house fighting imaginary enemies.
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- 24 Mar 2013
That's because Chris is far more creative than Phil. Actually, CWC is better than Phil in every way. No wonder Phil is such a bitter husk of a person and so jealous of Chris.
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- 25 Paź 2014
Well here's what Phil thinks about all day, every day.
1. Cheese
2. Cheese
3. Penis
4. His Mariana Trench
5. Why does it itch/smell/is seeping pus/changing colors down there??
6. Should I dilate?
7. If so, should I post a picture of it to Tumblr so those fash wacky dellys can vomit up their lunch because they're horrified of my beautiful vagina?
8. Why does my asshole itch so much??? Did I wipe?? Should I wipe?? Wait, no I shouldn't, I'm a crustpunk and toilet paper is for cissies.
9. What are the wacky dellys posting about me, and is it going to hurt my feelings because I know they're telling the truth about me.
10. Better post something to Facebook, it's been exactly 2 minutes since my last post and I didn't get likes...better make something up about dad raping me.
11. I wonder what Chris Chan is up to, probably nothing since he has a worse life than I do.
12. Maybe I should go to his board on kiwi farms.
13. He's at bronycon, what a faggot.
14. I should post about that to Facebook.
15. I'm hungry, thank God I have more cheese.
16. Cheese
17. Cheese.
18. Better kick Vicki out. No wait, I forgot, I'm afraid of him, better stay in the living room.
19 I should call my frien....wait, I don't have any.
20 more fucking cheese.
Rinse and repeat.
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- 27 Gru 2017
Phil’s surgery is the TRUE AND HONEST Wacky Delly. That meat’s... off.
Also there is probably definitely at least one vegan kiwi out there. If you tie your masculinity to your food choices that’s :autism:
Also there is probably definitely at least one vegan kiwi out there. If you tie your masculinity to your food choices that’s :autism:
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- 24 Mar 2013
Not only is the meat off, but the roast beef has definitely started to rot. Phil Haskins-Delici: King of Tainted Meat.
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- 25 Paź 2014
We should take Phil's rotting roast beef trench as a lesson in food safety and why you should always refrigerate deli meats and not eat them after their experation dates...that it, unless you're Phil and you like the taste of sour meat.
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- 30 Kwi 2017
It's so cute. He really thinks he's that special, that his nudes actually make us lose our appetite. I mean I've been ok- I just use the "ew i can't eat now thanks" for the lulz because we all know his pseudo-vagene is just a ridiculous ploy he's using to get revenge on a site that posts about his antics and then after a day or something moves onto better things before he does something stupid again. Then again he probably knows that. Hence why he loves updating us with this goldmine of images. Thanks for the great shoop material babe xoxo
Honestly? I'm living for the updates on his surgery-cooch. Because I (and the rest of the posters/lurkers here) know exactly where it's going to end up. The whole thing is essentially the icing on the cake of a lulzy situation.
Honestly? I'm living for the updates on his surgery-cooch. Because I (and the rest of the posters/lurkers here) know exactly where it's going to end up. The whole thing is essentially the icing on the cake of a lulzy situation.
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- 31 Paź 2017
Speak for yourself @LtCucumber I legit had nightmares about that thing.
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- 10 Lip 2017
I’ve read blowfly girl while eating, Phil. Your festering crotch hole is not even on the top ten lists of things that would make me lose my lunch.
But feel free to keep posting pics! I kinda wanna watch the infection take hold in real time. It was damn humid today and the dumpsters outside the building were overdue for pickup when I walked by, so I won’t need descriptions from you on the progressing smell.
But feel free to keep posting pics! I kinda wanna watch the infection take hold in real time. It was damn humid today and the dumpsters outside the building were overdue for pickup when I walked by, so I won’t need descriptions from you on the progressing smell.
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- 30 Kwi 2017
I dread to ask... but what is blowfly girl?
EDIT: nvm i found it and i'm now laughing my ass off
Another edit: ok scratch that i got to the very end and oh god why
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- 24 Mar 2013
If Phil really wanted revenge on us he would go to the next Alt-Right/Proud Boys/Patriot Prayer/Nazi protest with his AntiFa pals, find the biggest Neo Nazi he can find, and punch them right in the face. It's a decent chance that he would actually be decking one of us, right? C'mon Phil, prove what a strong, tough, badass Latinx woman you are and punch a Kiwi Nazi in the face.
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- 14 Kwi 2014
Well if what we eat is tied to our masculinity... I'm sitting down to some homemade chili relleno right now before I go into work. What does that say about me Phil? I'm eating actual Mexican cuisine while you stuff your face with processed cheese. Guess you couldn't be bothered to support your local Latinx community.
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- 28 Lut 2013
Phil? Support a community? Goddamnit, the community should be supporting him! Because financial solidarity and reparative justice or something!
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- 25 Paź 2014
Don't forget social isolation or what ever the fuck he loves using to describe that. The only community the selfish idiot supports is the one whom pats hiz ass whenever he does something.
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- 14 Kwi 2014
I don't know. He used to be real big on the term"social capital" or some garbage, like it was a resource in a game of some sort.