Australatina 05/17/2017 - the anglo-australatina war of 2018, aka the seven-day war - "I wrote this shit up this morning, I have no life"

[Ravenor]

When I saw Anglo - australatina war I assumed @DT.Miller had upset him again

Hateful brit fag I think was the term he used

Before now he's called me a Racist Brit, Scum, Childish, Fucker and a whole other bunch of not very nice words to me when i've been talking to him about kiwi's - apparently he's got a list and I'm on it.

But I like the way you think

 

[TiggerNits]

I imagine @DT.Miller as any given James Bond, but he uses the words "Cunt" and "Faggot" and fights Dr. No(Dick)

 

[Darndirty]

Ha! I just posted yesterday that the brave citizens of australatina would soon incur the wrath of the dicktator.

Also come on phil, your imaginary land is a hundred miles off the coast of the us. You really want to get into a missile chucking match with the US? Think of your people.

 

[SP 199]

Didn't Phil technically start this 'war'

 

[TiggerNits]

Kinda I wear a suit most day's, and I'm far more scouse (just ask @BOLDYSPICY!) but I don't use the word faggot but I do make judicial use of the word cunt on occasion... well hourly... ok in every other sentence.

So if Vinnie Jones played Bond?

 

[Darndirty]

Didn't Phil technically start this 'war'

The generosity of Americans citizens made this "war" possible. We enable speds to sit at home and REEEE, and give them pity bux to do it because we feel sorry for them.

 

[Ravenor]

So if Vinnie Jones played Bond?

That's a fucking insult to all Scousers, Vinnie's a nice bloke an all but he doesn't sound like us at all :p

 

[Alex Krycek]

This story has more holes than the cheese Phil enjoys so much.

If his fake country had annexed Canadian territory he'd have NATO after him virtually no matter what.

If mobilization tanka the economy then the country is fucked. Within a few days there would be bread riots. Without proper funding clean drinking water won't last more than a couple of weeks. Disease amd rioting would probably only make the situation worse on top of the threat of invasion.

A Millenial President with virtually no experience would likely be stripped of power amd martial law declared in this scenario. Especially since you're at war with the top military power on the planet now.

How did 80% of the Air Force just get destroyed? Did he mean the present forces there or did America just abandon it's overseas bases?

It's not that easy to sink an aircraft carrier, let alone multiple ones; carrier technology has come a long way since Midway.

How did that country acquire more missiles than the US? Just because they have so many troops doesn't mean they're well armed or trained.

No world leader would be golfing when a major conflict was underway with key population centers being decimated.

 

[Ruin]

A Millenial President with virtually no experience would likely be stripped of power amd martial law declared in this scenario. Especially since you're at war with the top military power on the planet now.

Unless there's been a a coup recently Phil isn't the president of autismland Jennifer Lopez is.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

This story has more holes than the cheese Phil enjoys so much.

If his fake country had annexed Canadian territory he'd have NATO after him virtually no matter what.

A Millenial President with virtually no experience would likely be stripped of power amd martial law declared in this scenario. Especially since you're at war with the top military power on the planet now.

How did 80% of the Air Force just get destroyed? Did he mean the present forces there or did America just abandon it's overseas bases?

How did that country acquire more missiles than the US? Just because they have so many troops doesn't mean they're well armed or trained.

No world leader would be golfing when a major conflict was underway with key population centers being decimated.

I kind of love how Trump is golfing at Mar-A-Lago when this is happening. Even in Phil's fantasies, Trump doesn't give a shit about him.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Unless there's been a a coup recently Phil isn't the president of autismland Jennifer Lopez is.

She's the former leader now, the text says that the recently elected president is a millenial.

 

[Ravenor]

She's the former leader now, the text says that the recently elected president is a millenial.

He's got that idea from Trudo (that Canadian half-whit), and some sperging from one of his friends recently who said something to him that can be summed up with by "Why is politics full of old people, they won't have to live with their decisions very long" both living up to the 60's hippie smug most enlighted generation ever mantra and missing the point so badly it's laughable.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Trudo

It's Trudeau, our smug pretty boy leader spells his name like a frenchmen.

 

[Poor Choices]

Please don't defend Israel on my profile thanks Imma go jack off to how much of a fetish I have for Israel's military now with this Seven Day War stuff

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Please don't defend Israel on my profile thanks Imma go jack off to how much of a fetish I have for Israel's military now with this Seven Day War stuff

Not to mention that the military of Spudtopia is the ADF, a la the IDF.

Hasn't he got a holocaust memorial to drop a length of dirty spine onto?

 

[Ravenor]

It's Trudeau, our smug pretty boy leader spells his name like a frenchmen.

I knew there was something extra weird about him... I mean who'd volenterrilaly be french?

Not to mention that the military of Spudtopia is the ADF, a la the IDF.

He's got a fucking bunch of IDF crap directly copied directly for his own autisimlatina arsenal, he even based most of there rank insignia and military history on them he made up one mission that was basically Entebbe, he did that around the time he his his mum.

Hasn't he got a holocaust memorial to drop a length of dirty spine onto?

Just look at him I'm half surprised he doesn't leave a dotted brown line where ever he goes (rather than just a yellow one), also Love the Dirty Spine line never heard that one before.

 

[Poor Choices]

Not to mention that the military of Spudtopia is the ADF, a la the IDF.

Hasn't he got a holocaust memorial to drop a length of dirty spine onto?

This is why the Mossad has been actively trying to get him addicted to cheese to keep him constipated.

 

[Here to Lurk]

I noticed Phil saying something about a tank battle comparable (if not surpassing) Kursk.

The best estimate I could find said that the US has around 5884 tanks.

The Germans alone deployed 6181 tanks during the Battle of Kursk. The Soviets deployed 12488.

18669 tanks in total.

This implies that Australatina was able to deploy 12785 tanks, give or take a few hundred. This would place Australatina between China and Russia when it comes to tank numbers. Note that China, which has about 2 million in active service and about the same in reserve (not to mention more than half a billion fit for service should the need arise) only has a little less than 600 tanks more than America.

Australatina has too many tanks.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I noticed Phil saying something about a tank battle comparable (if not surpassing) Kursk.

The best estimate I could find said that the US has around 5884 tanks.

The Germans alone deployed 6181 tanks during the Battle of Kursk. The Soviets deployed 12488.

18669 tanks in total.

This implies that Australatina was able to deploy 12785 tanks, give or take a few hundred. This would place Australatina between China and Russia when it comes to tank numbers. Note that China, which has about 2 million in active service and about the same in reserve (not to mention more than half a billion fit for service should the need arise) only has a little less than 600 tanks more than America.

Australatina has too many tanks.

Evidently like North Korea, Autismlatina prioritises military spending at the expense of its citizens' quality of life.

 

[Ravenor]

I noticed Phil saying something about a tank battle comparable (if not surpassing) Kursk.

The best estimate I could find said that the US has around 5884 tanks.

The Germans alone deployed 6181 tanks during the Battle of Kursk. The Soviets deployed 12488.

18669 tanks in total.

This implies that Australatina was able to deploy 12785 tanks, give or take a few hundred. This would place Australatina between China and Russia when it comes to tank numbers. Note that China, which has about 2 million in active service and about the same in reserve (not to mention more than half a billion fit for service should the need arise) only has a little less than 600 tanks more than America.

Australatina has too many tanks.

Just a little sperging here but American tanks are good really good most of the world use old soviet cast off's that are not much better than ww2 designs so they are cheap an simple to produce but not much good against something like an Abrams or the British Challenger (only tank in the world to have a confirmed helicopter kill btw) it's a reflection of the military and cultural philosophies of their originating countries reflected in pure design.

Btw do you know what they call Tanks in Urban Battlefields? -------- Roadblocks.