DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Flavius Anthemius]

You can hear him going BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG to get a two-hit combo out sometimes. I usually hear three to five loud slams whenever he's trying to do something.

His fighting game sessions are mash galore. Even when he plays Super Turbo he does it when he's trying to make a comeback or spam an easy mode combo.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

He's down to his final two whales, OIC and GaryBBK.

Give it a month and they will be gone, then the real meltdown begins.

C'mon its only one whale lol.....Only Ingests Cum

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The complete lack of self awareness is nuts...I worked with real "mentally ill retards" when I was younger and they had more sense than Dave.

Guys, I'm gonna be very hahnest with you all right now. This is the God's hahnest truth, I'm gonna keep it 100% real with you right now.

If Phil had a kid, his or not, he would absolutely, no doubt in my mind, still play games in his "office" and leave parenting to Kat, and this is the exact answer he'd use. Tell me if you disagree, but I'll just call you a detractor.

"Guys, Kat handles the baby stuff. I'm in here streaming for you guys, because I need to make a living. I'm gonna very hahnest with you all, I need that money... to buy diapers. Kat can't work because she's at home with the baby, so someone has to work - I'm here providing a chill place to hang out and this is my livelihood. And I can't help Kat with the baby after steaming all day and only getting a couple of breaks. This is what happens when, you know, you're a mature adult with a family. Someone has to work so the other person can raise the kid. Tuh-huh."

Exactly...He won't care for the baby but will monetize the crap out of it. If he did care for the baby, I think it would be treated like Jasper being locked it a room. The end result would be more akin to Raisin and Cinnamon which I believe Dave left in the cage and didn't feed them....that is not a quick death.

Begging for people to hit the Tips Goal while at $61. Sixty fucking dollars isn't enough for him.
I seriously don't get it, why did he even bring up "I won't have to talk about tips anymore guys"? Did he think he wouldn't do this or what? Sounds to me like his addiction is a serious fucking problem

He really has been lashing out and agree the addiction is eating away at him. In his mind having money for a 1/4 of his usual pulls is hell...I hope the slow tips continue as only one person is willing tipping Dave more than $50 consistently. That will have get old with Only Ingests Cum/GaryBTK at some point.

"KID"
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Thank you and others that screenshot his tweets and stream chat. This is great!

"This is starting to remind me of Connecticut summers of my youth"

No, it doesn't.

It's New England, Phil. You've experienced 100°+ days in Connecticut about two, possibly three times in your life. Maybe.

East Coast here and you are so right. I think my state averages just under 90 most of the summer. We'll see some low 90's but above that his really unusual, especially if its back to back.

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Why cant americans behave like a normal person and use fukin celcius? jesu fuck.
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We wanted to double bird the Brits and Europe. No metric system either my guy. We even have a death sentence express lane called Texas too. 'Murica lol

 

[UaineRunei]

Because “thirty-five” doesn’t sound hot. “Ninety-five” does.

Don’t come at me with your logic and science, you Eurasian weirdo

Hey, it's not just the Eurasians, your American brothers in the south here agrees with them.

Don't get me started on the 'mph' bullshit.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Hey, it's not just the Eurasians, your American brothers in the south here agrees with them.

Don't get me started on the 'mph' bullshit.

Watch out UaineRunei, our defense is to turn into Trump, yell at you incoherently and tell you that you are wrong. We'll keep yelling facts despite not proving anything too. Paragon is starting to power up so i'd watch out.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Why cant americans behave like a normal person and use fukin celcius? jesu fuck.
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Yeah, yeah, you’re right, we Americans have retarded measurement systems
Oh by the way, I was just about to make my usual rounds to the Moon, did you want anything?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Begging for people to hit the Tips Goal while at $61. Sixty fucking dollars isn't enough for him.
I seriously don't get it, why did he even bring up "I won't have to talk about tips anymore guys"? Did he think he wouldn't do this or what? Sounds to me like his addiction is a serious fucking problem

He thought somehow this lie would placate the paypigs.

In a drunken stooper

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Then 1) they're broken, 2) they're the wrong size for the square footage, or 3) both

He's bitching about the overnight temperature?!? It's literally 70° in Renton when he Tweeted this, and it's going to cool off to like 68º until about 8 am.

Like just open your fucking window and let the 70° air in instead of using 2 of your autistic portable air conditioners to try to cool down whatever hot air you trapped in your house all day.

His back is cured. He doesn't need the air anymore. I can picture them sitting on tupperware style crates to catch the water in the room since he's too weak to lift them into a window.

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People need to troll Phail asking how can he be hot at 32 degrees (c).

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

You really must have crippling autism on a nuclear level if you unironically enjoy this man "singing" and cackling like a child that suffered from a lack of oxygen at birth. He's absolutely insufferable today.

I think it’s worth noting some of the songs he chose to sing during Call of Duty clown mode:

“I Want It That Way” - this is a song that Chris-chan loved and changed the lyrics of to create “So Need a Cute Girl.” Lolcows of a feather sing together.

“Money for Nothing” - this one is another excellent candidate for Phil’s theme song, it’s basically his entire philosophy in life. Minimum effort, minimum money and time invahlved, maximum prahfit.

 

[Gunt Burger]

We are in for a treat boys. The irritability is gonna be off the charts!

In non-freedom units:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

In non-freedom units:
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Okay, that’s warm, but I still wouldn’t piss and moan about it. We’ve had days like this in Toronto, but I’m not going to complain about it when I have AC and fans.

You really are an attention whore, Phil.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Yeah, yeah, you’re right, we Americans have retarded measurement systems
Oh by the way, I was just about to make my usual rounds to the Moon, did you want anything?

Well you guys aren't really the odd ones out in the entire world at least, You've got Canada, Libera I think still follows you guys in this respect, and Myanmar uses this strange native measurement system that needs to be converted over to both types whenever you want to find out something in their respective unit of measurement, the UK is also kinda mixed with both types.

Anyway...

A tidbit on Phil's input on the United State's stance on this happened in Feb 2020 last year were he mentioned the US has to be very fucken weird about this, and then if you continue listening after his statement the sounds you hear found very, uhh let's just say disgusting, familiar and also applicable to certain "money problems".

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Well you guys aren't really the odd ones out in the entire world at least, You've got Canada, Libera I think still follows you guys in this respect, and Myanmar uses this strange native measurement system that needs to be converted over to both types whenever you want to find out something in their respective unit of measurement, the UK is also kinda mixed with both types.

Anyway...

A tidbit on Phil's input on the United State's stance on this happened in Feb 2020 last year were he mentioned the US has to be very fucken weird about this, and then if you continue listening after his statement the sounds you hear found very, uhh let's just say disgusting, familiar and also applicable to certain "money problems".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nnye0gy4cSI:2160

We have a weird thing in the UK where we will normally use Commie degrees for temperature, except when it's really hot when the press uses the imperal system to make it more impressive (although for us, anything about 25 is a heat wave).

If anyone has a throwaway account, as Phil how he thinks people who work outside will be coping with this weather.

 

[The Black Prince]

Okay, that’s warm, but I still wouldn’t piss and moan about it. We’ve had days like this in Toronto, but I’m not going to complain about it when I have AC and fans.

You really are an attention whore, Phil.

he just talks about it so weird. Like it’s obviously hot but the way he moans about it is like an annoying 80 year old grandma complaining about her joints. It’s like just be a dude. Stop complaining like a pissy woman.

 

[Nixxit]

If anyone has a throwaway account, as Phil how he thinks people who work outside will be coping with this weather.

50% chance he says they have it easier than him because they can get fresh air and don't have several pieces of electronics generating heat in the room - as we all know, the hard part is sitting in front of the console playing the game, not doing manual labour outside, that sh#t is easy.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

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Why cant americans behave like a normal person and use fukin celcius? jesu fuck.
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They're both arbitrary temperature scales. Can metric users just once encounter an imperial unit without complaining?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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In non-freedom units:
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Normal people: man, what a heatwave! better put on the AC, hell maybe have a barbeque and drinks with friends.

Phil: i am literally dying of the heat dood, im sweating and kahffing and i can't wear a vest because im so haaat. it's imphassible to even live right now, my faahmily is so screwed dood, really need some phaasativity tonight to help with all duh heet. im playing bad cus my hands are so sweaty, freakin idiot

 

[Salubrious]

I'll give DSP a smidgeon of credit. I think depending on where you live, your body does react differently to temperatures. 72*F, which is room temperature, does feel warm to me. You'll see a similar phenomon in the winter, where it if it was 50*F in Florida they would be wearing sweaters but a guy vacationing from Minnesota would have on a t-shirt and shorts.

The difference is that I don't bitch and moan and claim that my life is in danger all the time. I put on a fan and go about my day.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Yeah, yeah, you’re right, we Americans have retarded measurement systems
Oh by the way, I was just about to make my usual rounds to the Moon, did you want anything?

I know they don't teach history in the US so a quick lesson. Saturday cram school. Check out the DSP geography video if you need help finding the countries. There was this thing called WW2. Came after WW1. For the first 2 years of WW2 America did nothing. The military, the people, all cowards. The US merchant navy sent endless supplies across the Atlantic, nearly always unprotected and were massacred. The US did nothing to protect them. Noting the merchant navy also didn't do it to stop the Germans, they did it for the money. They aren't brave. Men are brave.

For over 8 months the Germans launched near continuous daily bombing raids on the UK, mostly targeting London. Called The Blitz. Took out around 43,000 civilians. Not including the deaths and damage to mainland Europe. America did nothing. They only joined up when they were attacked by Japan, which also brought the US economy out of its worst economic depression in history. Very well timed.

WW2 ended and the Germans lost. The Americans rushed in, deluding themselves to be the heroes. In the scramble to carve up Germany all the scientists, with their advanced rockets and Die Glocke, magically disappeared only to turn up in... guess the country? America didn't go to the moon. The Nazis did, funded by America. It only cost a couple of Jews. Bargain.

You don't believe me? walk into NASA sometime and yell "Heil Hitler!" WOOP! They all jump straight up!

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Oh yeah, I remember him saying that. It's retarded to do this today because many fighters will buffer your move if you just keep mashing, this is especially bad in 3D fighters where there's lots of hit strings. If you double tap the punch button in VF you'll always do your character's PP string because the game assumes you wanna do that, let's say you play Tekken as Kazuya and double tap left punch, Kazuya will automatically do the first two punches in his 112 string. It makes you do moves you don't want to do. The "double tap" was only somewhat relevant back in the arcade days when not only were the games much more stiff with recognizing inputs, but also everyone handled the machines with the grace of a gorilla so if a machine was old and nobody bothered maintaining the buttons and/or lever would work like shit and often ignore your inputs because you didn't mash those damn half-broken buttons hard enough.

Double tapping makes hard links easier, like 1F links in SF4, and still works as recently as SF5. Double tapping every input is of course retarded.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I know they don't teach history in the US so a quick lesson. Saturday cram school. Check out the DSP geography video if you need help finding the countries. There was this thing called WW2. Came after WW1. For the first 2 years of WW2 America did nothing. The military, the people, all cowards. The US merchant navy sent endless supplies across the Atlantic, nearly always unprotected and were massacred. The US did nothing to protect them. Noting the merchant navy also didn't do it to stop the Germans, they did it for the money. They aren't brave. Men are brave.

For over 8 months the Germans launched near continuous daily bombing raids on the UK, mostly targeting London. Called The Blitz. Took out around 43,000 civilians. Not including the deaths and damage to mainland Europe. America did nothing. They only joined up when they were attacked by Japan, which also brought the US economy out of its worst economic depression in history. Very well timed.

Ok we're going way off topic here, but this is completely wrong. America was already supplying vast amounts of supplies and weapons through Lend Lease, there were American volunteer pilots in the RAF, and the Navy and Coast Guard engaged U Boats on several occasions before they entered the war.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Well you guys aren't really the odd ones out in the entire world at least, You've got Canada, Libera I think still follows you guys in this respect, and Myanmar uses this strange native measurement system that needs to be converted over to both types whenever you want to find out something in their respective unit of measurement, the UK is also kinda mixed with both types.

Anyway...

A tidbit on Phil's input on the United State's stance on this happened in Feb 2020 last year were he mentioned the US has to be very fucken weird about this, and then if you continue listening after his statement the sounds you hear found very, uhh let's just say disgusting, familiar and also applicable to certain "money problems".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nnye0gy4cSI:2160

Canada uses celsius. Or at least the part I lived in did.

Yeah, yeah, you’re right, we Americans have retarded measurement systems
Oh by the way, I was just about to make my usual rounds to the Moon, did you want anything?

Oh yeah sure grab me some rocks, something we're short on here on Earth.