DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

So, when does the gunt contact Phil for his livestream?

Must have went to the spam folder.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He's down to his final two whales, OIC and GaryBBK.

Give it a month and they will be gone, then the real meltdown begins.

There is always a whale that comes out of hiding when Phil needs one.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

There is always a whale that comes out of hiding when Phil needs one.

Hey Phil, been watching since I was a sperm in my father's ballsack, here is $200 even though I've never been on your stream and nobody has heard of me before. See you later!

 

[Coke Zero]

There is always a whale that comes out of hiding when Phil needs one.

Its all the same 3 to 5 people.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Have you guys seen the seattle forecast? lmao

 

[FamicomGorby]

Have you guys seen the seattle forecast? lmao

Will Dave's crappy inefficient air conditioner give out and he suffers an actual stroke? Only time will tell.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Would a Twitch return wrangle up his lost whales?

That's the question, isn't it?

My guess is a Twitch return would bring some of his whales back, but not others. So he'd be better served than he currently is at YouTube, but not necessarily back to where he was before he left.

Then again, a lot of this could be avoided if he simply swallowed his pride and turned off sub only mode on YouTube. But then, his whole "career" could have been avoided had he been willing to do things like that.

 

[YokuNama]

Have you guys seen the seattle forecast? lmao

"Platinum vest is now banned indefinitely. Every time we hit the tip goal, mass amount of trolls suddenly come in to vote for the most uncomfortable vest possible so I can sweat my ass off. Miserable fucks!"

 

[Freshtodeath]

Will Dave's crappy inefficient air conditioner give out and he suffers an actual stroke? Only time will tell.

not if the power grid melts

 

[Paladin Derich]

Have you guys seen the seattle forecast? lmao

Roasted pork is back on the menu boyos

 

[FamicomGorby]

not if the power grid melts

Hmm, what would Dave do if the power got overloaded cause of this? Can't stream though I guess he could try livestreaming from his car while charging his phone.

He could lose all his frozen food so maybe he'll beg for more monies to avoid starvation.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Wow this beach rant is fucking insane...

"Why would anyone ever go to the beach to lay down on a blanket? You can just lay down on the couch at home!"

The most interesting bits from him are the ones that give actual insight into his psyche.

And this is the guy who spent $1,400 to stay at a hotel in a city less than an hour from his home, and called it a vacation. Gotta wonder what color the sky is in DSP land sometimes.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Have you guys seen the seattle forecast? lmao

See, now thats a heat wave.

 

[NynchLiggers]

That's the question, isn't it?

My guess is a Twitch return would bring some of his whales back, but not others. So he'd be better served than he currently is at YouTube, but not necessarily back to where he was before he left.

Then again, a lot of this could be avoided if he simply swallowed his pride and turned off sub only mode on YouTube. But then, his whole "career" could have been avoided had he been willing to do things like that.

Phil's entire legacy is filled with horrible decisions, this will not be a exception.

 

[Iron Hamster]

See, now thats a heat wave.

It is a tad bit warm. No fucking way you're going to convince me that's the only room in that overpriced apartment with an AC unit though.

 

[JimiHendrix]

im looking forward to hearing about this heat wave more than i should be honestly.

having phil constantly bitch about 70 degrees being roasting when I have to deal with 120 8 months out of the year was always personally annoying.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Would a Twitch return wrangle up his lost whales?

Possibly. Right now Phil is draining his Whales faster than the s in Dishonored. Or was it sharks in Dishonored can't remember lmao.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Wow this beach rant is fucking insane...

"Why would anyone ever go to the beach to lay down on a blanket? You can just lay down on the couch at home!"

The most interesting bits from him are the ones that give actual insight into his psyche.

I bet he's one of those people who thinks a Zoom meeting is the same thing as meeting people in-person, too.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Have you guys seen the seattle forecast? lmao

Yeah boy, these temperatures make me grateful that I have whole house air conditioning instead of a window unit.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]