DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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You really must have crippling autism on a nuclear level if you unironically enjoy this man "singing" and cackling like a child that suffered from a lack of oxygen at birth. He's absolutely insufferable today.
It really is the bright and colorful games that just regresses him into a child, he was the same with the pokemon camera game
 
New DSP-ism: "Beach Culture" to refer to "going to the beach" I guess...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gZhuAZakmd4
GO TO THE BEACH? THAT'S WHERE THE SUN LIVES. WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THE HEAT TO BEAT THE HEAT? THINK, CHAT.
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Phil is so housebroken and domesticated.
 
im looking forward to hearing about this heat wave more than i should be honestly.

having phil constantly bitch about 70 degrees being roasting when I have to deal with 120 8 months out of the year was always personally annoying.
hey you’re the numbnuts who moved into Death Valley, asshole

j/k ilu bbz
 
Hmm, what would Dave do if the power got overloaded cause of this?
It's a real possibility considering AC in Washington isn't really necessary. Lots of fans and window AC's will be running for a couple days on a system not used to that type of power draw.
Can't stream though I guess he could try livestreaming from his car while charging his phone.
No doubt it'll be something like that. Phil won't pass up the opportunity to bitch about something beyond his control to show how rough his life is.

Fire alarm XIII all over again.
 
Guys, I'm gonna be very hahnest with you all right now. This is the God's hahnest truth, I'm gonna keep it 100% real with you right now.

If Phil had a kid, his or not, he would absolutely, no doubt in my mind, still play games in his "office" and leave parenting to Kat, and this is the exact answer he'd use. Tell me if you disagree, but I'll just call you a detractor.

"Guys, Kat handles the baby stuff. I'm in here streaming for you guys, because I need to make a living. I'm gonna very hahnest with you all, I need that money... to buy diapers. Kat can't work because she's at home with the baby, so someone has to work - I'm here providing a chill place to hang out and this is my livelihood. And I can't help Kat with the baby after steaming all day and only getting a couple of breaks. This is what happens when, you know, you're a mature adult with a family. Someone has to work so the other person can raise the kid. Tuh-huh."
 
"I'm being a nice guy, I'm not going to play Balrog and Vega all day and constantly beat my opponent's ass. I'm going to switch it up too, play Cammy, Fei Long, so they can learn the whole cast while they're playing me."

This is a weird statement as someone who plays fighting games. This makes it sound like he's constantly switching his character after he wins, something that is banned in tournament play due to the constant pressure it puts on your opponent to adjust their matchup knowledge. Phil you're such a nice guy who does nothing wrong!
 
New DSP-ism: "Beach Culture" to refer to "going to the beach" I guess...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gZhuAZakmd4
One of the many reason's why you should never be jealous of Phil for any reason. This dude is miserable.


Why would you go to the beach to beat the heat when you can just loaf on your couch?

Because it's outside (DSP hates outside; i.e. just look at how pale he is)
Because there's water. (DSP hates the water in his own home)
Because it's a gathering place for friends (DSP has no friends)
And it's the dumbest place to be to just watch movies, be on your phone, and play video games. (direct sunlight on phone so phone gets hot while sucking more power than usual, no place to plug in his console or TV)

So of course he gives reasons why other people should never go to the beach because there is no point of him going.. and if you go, just the thought of you having fun makes him miserable.

"I'm being a nice guy, I'm not going to play Balrog and Vega all day and constantly beat my opponent's ass. I'm going to switch it up too, play Cammy, Fei Long, so they can learn the whole cast while they're playing me."
And after I read this, Phil got his ass kicked with his best player DeeJay and is quitting the lobby lmaoooo.
 
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Begging for people to hit the Tips Goal while at $61. Sixty fucking dollars isn't enough for him.
I seriously don't get it, why did he even bring up "I won't have to talk about tips anymore guys"? Did he think he wouldn't do this or what? Sounds to me like his addiction is a serious fucking problem
 
I really hope this Frank Hassel stuff at least grows us some hatchet lore. I want him to talk about it and say he has self=defense weapons, and post more photos of them. I hate that the writers wrote them out, they are one of my favorite parts of the lore.

Phil, you know what would scare Hassle off? Posting a sick photo of you dual wielding those cock suckers like a viking berserker.
 
Begging for people to hit the Tips Goal while at $61. Sixty fucking dollars isn't enough for him.
I seriously don't get it, why did he even bring up "I won't have to talk about tips anymore guys"? Did he think he wouldn't do this or what? Sounds to me like his addiction is a serious fucking problem
I popped into his stream just to see how sad the viewer list was and the very first thing I heard was him begging. It's so pathetic at this point.
 
New DSP-ism: "Beach Culture" to refer to "going to the beach" I guess...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gZhuAZakmd4
This is from the guy who's constantly bitching about it being 10 to 15 degrees hotter in his middle unit condo than it is outside.

Gee Phil, I don't know why anyone in that situation would want to go sit outside in the shade next to an ocean breeze a few feet from a giant body of water that's temperature is only 5 to 10 degrees warmer than the overnight temperature that they can walk in to whenever they want.

It's like he doesn't even know what outside is like anymore.
 
What was the full context to this? Focusing on the past with ports of old games is the definition of minimum effort, maximum profit...how is creating new characters in a more demanding game in terms of hardware the minimum effort scenario here?
It isn’t, Piggy would just rather be playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2 AGAIN on PS4/PS5 instead of ever going back to SFV.
 
Phil: "I don't wanna play with Old Sagat, but fine, he's just not fun, he's too overpowered"
Gets washed by an EHonda and cries lag.
 
Man, his takes are stupider than usual today. First the beach rant, then Darkstalkers collection selling well, and then that rereleasing old games takes more effort than making new content for new games. The Seattle heat must be getting to him.
 
So really all you need to do to troll Phil is to ask him if he does anything a normal person with friends and family would do, like go to the beach, and you will get a bitter rant about it.

It reminds of the time someone suggested he go on a a picnic with Kat (I think it was while restaurants were closed for covid and he was bitching about not getting to eat out) Of course he responded to the picnic suggestion by calling the guy a fucking idiot for suggesting he eat his food cold, like thermal containers aren't a thing.
 
I thought the losing partnership arc was one of the best in years but now seeing this 40 year old man living off the charity of others trying to convince himself everything's fine all the while shitting on whatever's left of his legit fans is so funny it's tragic. He couldn't care less if his viewer count went down to the 2 digits as long as a couple of wheelchairs not even watching his streams came out to give him a hundred dollars every day. People have already been saying for years how DSP only cares about money but I think it's never been more obvious, there are no words to describe how much this man hates what he does for a living, at this point I'm convinced he believes he deserves being given money just for existing and being around for 13 years, I mean he IS the inventor of lets plays, it is what it is, sound good?
 
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