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So really all you need to do to troll Phil is to ask him if he does anything a normal person with friends and family would do, like go to the beach, and you will get a bitter rant about it.

It reminds of the time someone suggested he go on a a picnic with Kat (I think it was while restaurants were closed for covid and he was bitching about not getting to eat out) Of course he responded to the picnic suggestion by calling the guy a fucking idiot for suggesting he eat his food cold, like thermal containers aren't a thing.

It just outlines how he's completely for himself.

Going to the beach isn't all about "beating the heat", it's about spending time outside with your friends. But of course Phil will never understand that. Going on a picnic isn't all about the food, it's about doing something different and spending time with your significant other. Phil will never understand that.

I wouldn't be surprised if he still spends all his "Date Nights" at the arcade with Kat like he did with Leanna. Which in itself is completely selfish.
 
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Was great watching DSP get his shit pushed in playing SF today. So much salt and randomly lashing out at chat.
 
It just outlines how he's completely for himself.

Going to the beach isn't all about "beating the heat", it's about spending time outside with your friends. But of course Phil will never understand that. Going on a picnic isn't all about the food, it's about doing something different and spending time with your significant other. Phil will never understand that.

I wouldn't be surprised if he still spends all his "Date Nights" at the arcade with Kat like he did with Leanna. Which in itself is completely selfish.
The arcade? Ha! Phil doesn't seem like he's left his house since Leanna broke up with him. He probably spends all his "Date Nights" playing WWE Champions in the same room as Kat. Which is also completely selfish, but Kat has her free room and board, so she doesn't care.
 
He doesn't have a Date Night, he's married dood he does mature adult things with his wife on their days off like go to the store and watch other streamers.
 
DSP would never call someone kid to their face. At this point, DSP wouldn't ever put himself in a situation to be face-to-face with another member of society in any context.
 
Playing video games for like 6 hours a day and making over 100k/year is a sweet gig. To be fair to Phil, he does have a great job. Lots of people make that kind of money, and silently hate their job while they wait for the weekend to do what they really enjoy doing. For Phil, it's his life that is such shit. The best job, but bankrupt with no friends, hobbies, or interests is no way to go through life. He should look into getting into "beach culture" or something.
 
Playing video games for like 6 hours a day and making over 100k/year is a sweet gig. To be fair to Phil, he does have a great job. Lots of people make that kind of money, and silently hate their job while they wait for the weekend to do what they really enjoy doing. For Phil, it's his life that is such shit. The best job, but bankrupt with no friends, hobbies, or interests is no way to go through life. He should look into getting into "beach culture" or something.

I don't earn half as much as Phil, but at least I can say my job gives me security. A set amount each month, pension, sick pay and other benefits, plus if the worst happened as I was made redundant I would get a payout that would hopefully tide me over until I could find something else. As opposed to Phil, who is always one medical emergency, copyright strike or whale leaving away from complete disaster.
 
I don't earn half as much as Phil, but at least I can say my job gives me security. A set amount each month, pension, sick pay and other benefits, plus if the worst happened as I was made redundant I would get a payout that would hopefully tide me over until I could find something else. As opposed to Phil, who is always one medical emergency, copyright strike or whale leaving away from complete disaster.
I forget who mentioned the analogy first since it was so many years ago, but Phil really is like that one player in Monopoly who survives several turns despite all odds against them. No properties with houses on them to potentially improve their income in the game, always one really bad roll of the dice or two away from completely bankrupting themselves, but still gets nickel-and-dimed hard enough that they're still gradually losing money overall every lap around the board. This player smugly thinks they're the luckiest person in the world despite the fact they have absolutely 0 chance of winning while everyone else hates them for not forfeiting the obviously impossible game that's been going on for hours and wasting their entire day.

Phil really is like a career equivalent of that one Monopoly player that everyone hates for wasting their time.
 
New DSP-ism: "Beach Culture" to refer to "going to the beach" I guess...

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Christ.

He's doing his fake, feeble little laughs every so often, because even HE knows this is fucking tragic. The reality is that Phil is too embrassed to go to the beach. I highly doubt he knows how to swim, and he will be (quite rightly) terrified of getting that pasty, pudgy body out in public.

It's alright, he can ride out this heatwave in a drunken stupor on his sofa and pretend it's just another day ending in a Y. I'm sure he'll have way more fun than everyone else indulging in "beach culture".
 
Has Phil ever addressed why he is still so average at a game franchise he has been playing for close to 30 years? I just can't imagine 'dedicating' so much time and money into something and still being mediocre.
He's not even average at a game franchise, he's just above average in skill at one specific version of a game in that franchise. Now I know this has probably been said thousands of times already, but for as much as he bigs himself up by saying that he's got good fighting game fundamentals his fundamentals are actually trash because they only really apply for Super Turbo. The more far away a new fighting game he plays is from Super Turbo the more of a visible skill gap there is gonna be between him and those Day 1 Scrubs when those Day 1 Scrubs start figuring out the game a bit more and become Week 2 Scrubs. Notice how when he was destroying scrubs in the first 2 Shun streams he said that he liked VF because it's an "old-school fighter" with "old-school fundamentals", but during the post-ragequit cope rant suddenly the game became a "mahdernized fighter and I don't like those"? Funny how whether a game is old school or mahdernized depends on whether Phil is currently winning or losing, huh?

He can't learn anything by himself and never was able to, you need to tell him every solution to every possible problem or he'll bitch about how there's nothing he can do and how the game sucks and doesn't explain anything, even if the game has an actual tutorial mode. He went through VF5US's tutorial mode and he couldn't even remember how sidesteps work. I wasn't kidding when I said that Tee Carter (RIP) the guy he credited with teaching him Super Turbo was like a proto-streamchat in that he probably had to tell him which move to use to beat another move in a specific situation. Phil can't learn like a human, he can't learn to apply a thing he's learned in a variety of scenarios, he can only learn like a machine and reproduce what he's been programmed to do.

In the last part of my autistic rant, I'll talk about how whenever he gets blown up he feels narcissistic injury because his self-image of this robust mature fighting game master with good fundamentals gets shattered, after which we get narcissistic rage where he accuses other people of things he himself is guilty of. When he started getting blown up in VF he accused other players of being spammers and mashers who don't mean to do the things they do. That's exactly what Phil is. He doesn't understand that there's such a thing as "turns" in fighting games and that you better not press any attack buttons when you're at a heavy disadvantage and you're supposed to be on the defensive, or you'll get countered. Remember this?
Virtua Fighter also can expose someone's inputs, but that would require someone who played him to have saved the replay file and then upload it, otherwise we can't access it. However, there is kind of an indirect way of seeing someone's inputs, or more precisely seeing whether they were pressing attack buttons before they got hit or not. Virtua Fighter put in ways to tell while you're fighting whether you for example performed a correct sidestep or not. If you sidestep correctly, your character will grunt, if you don't, your character will be silent. That way you don't have to wait and visually confirm if you're going to sidestep your opponent's move correctly, it immediately shows if you're gonna do it by making your character grunt.
Similarly, there's a visual way to tell whether you've been hit with a normal hit or you were pushing buttons and got countered. If it's a normal hit, your character will flash yellow, if it's a counter, it'll flash red. In the latter case, you were pushing buttons when you shouldn't have. There is only one situation where attacks hit as counter hits even if you didn't push attack buttons, that's if you get hit after getting staggered (the stick wiggle indicator will show up on the screen in that case) or if you get hit by a move while you're still recovering from getting hit by Jean's 66P move, which is a unique pseudo-stagger.
I think the second match against the Wolf player he fought shows off his scrubby mashing the best, I'll timestamp it here. Just look how many times Phil keeps flashing red because he's addicted to pushing buttons on wake up or even AFTER ALREADY GETTING HIT BY ANOTHER MOVE NOT EVEN A SECOND EARLIER!
Timestamp is 1:45:17 in case it doesn't work
 
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