Yaniv files lawsuit against RCMP alleging sexual assault of Miriam and Ilana - He says he will act as their legal advocate in this new lawsuit

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Trigger Me Timbers powiedział(a):
Your honour and ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client absolutely did not get an erection around Miriam Yaniv. We have undeniable evidence that this is physically impossible.

Please look at the board at exhibit a
*points at a blown up image of Yanniv*

That is all, the defense rests.
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Why did I just get an image of Velvet T. Jones & his book "So you wanna be a ho?" ?
"Yo honor, she too damn ugly to be a ho"
 
Ronnie Rocket powiedział(a):
I have Duolingo on my computer, doesn't mean I can speak Punjabi.
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He's also got Excel yet is shit with his finances/Publisher (plus Photoshop, Illustrator from what I can make out ) and he's shit creating graphics/he buys makeup and he's shit applying it/he's anorexic and weighs a ton/"shIT expert" who uploads his own confidential-personal info/born in Canada yet speaks like English is his second language...
 
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Acceptable powiedział(a):
The constant calling of ambulances when they “aren't feeling well”
never in my life have I called an ambulance only to tell them to leave when they get to me.
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But have you ever called an ambulance because you have been too fat to get out of your own bath?

You don’t have his “live experience” then.
 
It's seriously fucked that the court system can be abused and clogged in such a way. Yaniv really needs to be declared a vexatious litigant and barred from abusing the system/resources.

Also, the whole "legal advocate" thing is a new tactic antifa and the extreme left have been doing lately. It's trying to skirt the line so they can insert themselves into a situation but not actually claim to be a lawyer without a license. It's on the same level as Antifa members claiming to be "medics" when they're there to protest with the rest and "de-arrest" any fellow protestors.
 
Anti Pickle Serum powiedział(a):
Speaking of stink, @WGkitty warned us never to get in an elevator with John.
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Had the Yanivs emerged millennia ago, blotting the pages of pre-Christian Mediterranean history with their wretched and unwelcome presence, they might have found themselves the seeds of inspiration for a mythological clan of foul-smelling ogre-like creatures, in the same way that Medusa was probably just an unattractive and unkempt woman, whose dreadlocks resembled snakes.
 
Weeb Slinger powiedział(a):
Had the Yanivs emerged millennia ago, blotting the pages of pre-Christian Mediterranean history with their wretched and unwelcome presence, they might have found themselves the seeds of inspiration for a mythological clan of foul-smelling ogre-like creatures, in the same way that Medusa was probably just an unattractive and unkempt woman, whose dreadlocks resembled snakes.
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It's never too late for that.
 
Jwhy powiedział(a):
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The comma goes after Simpson you retard.
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Why the fuck would you convert an adjective into a verb then convert it back to a participle (adjective) when it was already an adjective in the first place? Also, you don't need "also" in that sentence.
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The defendant, the Minister of Justice in the Province of British Columbia,

Okay, I am done correcting comma mistakes.

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and carrying out the powers and duties of a member of the Provincial Police force.
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"The Residence" isn't a proper noun, why is it capitalized?
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The verb happened in the past so use the past tense.
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"You are under arrest for mental health" is a retarded sentence. Also, "Miriam was not experiencing a mental health crisis".
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The conjunction goes at the end of the list.
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Technically you can use the same transition word twice in a row but that doesn't mean you should.
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You can just say causing lacerations, you have already established the object of the sentence through context clues.
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This is a run-on sentence.
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Use where instead of in which.
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"ambulance" isn't in the vocative case so it requires an article.
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The second to last clause in this sentence is redundant.
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"which she did not consent to".
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"and Jessica, upon seeing Miriam, took photos of her injuries".
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For all Yaniv's bitching about pronouns on Twitter, she sure doesn't seem very good at using them.
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This is not how you use lists.
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Why is the "I" in "in" capitalized?
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agree with every bit except....stuff will be capitalised in legal documents if it's a defined term, usually found all together in a specific section but he seems to be doing it mid flow with the brackets. not sure of canadian rules re defined terms in a a legal document and can't be arsed looking it up. it may not be best practice format wise but it is a valid use of a capitalisation.

just to keep things balanced

jonathan yaniv is fat is rubbish at grammar IN A LEGAL DOCUMENT OF ALL PLACES and i would not sex him.
 
I looked for info on Ilana (after seeing an LR tweet about Ilana trying to sue ToL). In August 2020 she claimed she didn't work due to disabilities and Covid. Claims to receive $1,200 income assistance per month (of which $700 goes to rent and the remainder goes on food costs and has only $100 in the bank.
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However, in this recent claim, 2021, she (and her trout of a sister) is claiming for
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What fecking loss and what future loss of earnings? Does no one in the courts take the time to check these claims with bank accounts/employment details etc?
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Has jonathan yaniv's familiar legal expertise and same old whines written all over it. "Endangerment" my arse.

That family is determined to get $35000 out of someone, anyone. It's almost like there's an in-house competition to see who gets that elusive $35000 first. No idea if the claim is still ongoing or she's done a yaniv and withdrawn. <shrugs>

The doozy is when asked for her telephone number she types in "I AM DEAF".

(kudos to Langley Residence's tweet and MMix records)
 
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pr3nt177 powiedział(a):
I looked for info on Ilana (after seeing an LR tweet about Ilana trying to sue ToL). In August 2020 she claimed she didn't work due to disabilities and Covid. Claims to receive $1,200 income assistance per month (of which $700 goes to rent and the remainder goes on food costs and has only $100 in the bank.
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However, in this recent claim, 2021, she (and her trout of a sister) is claiming for
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What fecking loss and what future loss of earnings? Does no one in the courts take the time to check these claims with bank accounts/employment details etc?
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Has jonathan yaniv's familiar legal expertise and same old whines written all over it. "Endangerment" my arse.

That family is determined to get $35000 out of someone, anyone. It's almost like there's an in-house competition to see who gets that elusive $35000 first. No idea if the claim is still ongoing or she's done a yaniv and withdrawn. <shrugs>

The doozy is when asked for her telephone number she types in "I AM DEAF".

(kudos to Langley Residence's tweet and MMix records)
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Why do their signatures look like a 4 year old's ?
 
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