Yaniv files lawsuit against RCMP alleging sexual assault of Miriam and Ilana - He says he will act as their legal advocate in this new lawsuit

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Maybe? Probably? However, the one thing they're not is named as plaintiffs of a tort action. I suspect that will be the immediate undoing of this claim at the first hearing. Lardass is the only named plaintiff, and the case details alleged torts against third parties and asks for some form of relief or reward. I don't believe that's permissible in Canada. There is a process for a legal guardian to do so in place of a minor or an otherwise incapable party - but every example of those claims I've seen have always listed the "minor or otherwise incapable party" as either the plaintiff or defendant "ad-litem" of the legal guardian.

Perhaps Meomix will get their legal expert to weigh in - but that's always a balancing act between giving a critical legal opinion and giving tubby a roadmap to being successful.
Yeah, I mean this would seem to be dancing dangerously close to fraud. Completely insane and moronic fraud, but fraud nonetheless. Johnny’s escalating pattern of destructive lunacy is fascinating. In Canada can the Courts insist he get an actual lawyer to review and submit any future litigation?
 
Honestly Yaniv should just go big and claim Trudeau sexually harassed him.
We all already know that Trudeau has been reliably accused of sexual misconduct, at least.
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That poor officer should file his own lolsuit for defamation. What man would want to be accused of wanting to sexually assault fucking Miriam? That is some serious slander.
"You dont understand, Your Honor. At that exact moment, O Canada started playing across the street. And I stood at attention, like every good law enforcement officer should."
 
yaniv desperation.
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The real crime here is fatass' vicious abuse of the English language. I will advocate (as a "friend of the court") on behalf of the English language to seek justice against Johnny for this brutal assault which put the language in the hospital for a few days, temporarily forcing Canadians outside Quebec to speak French while English convalesced.

WTF kind of monkey-brained sentence structure is this shit?

Tranny gibberish powiedział(a):
[Thing] was injected with a substance in which it did not consent to nor know what it was injected with.
The preposition "in which" doesn't belong in that sentence. She was not "in" the substance. One does not give consent to being injected with a substance while inside it because that makes no god damned sense. The second half of this abortion has two clauses related to the first half -- "did not consent to" and "did not know what she was injected with." We can safely remove either dependent clause to decide whether the sentence still "works" with just one of them:

lolwut powiedział(a):
[Thing] was injected with a substance in which it did not know what it was injected with.
This is also a stillborn sentence its mother should have swallowed instead. Simplify the sentence further and we get:

no really lolwut powiedział(a):
[Thing] was injected with a substance it did not know what it was injected with.
That's not a sentence. Well, okay, technically it is, but it's a really shitty one. It's properly two sentences: "[thing] was injected with a substance. It did not know what it was injected with."

All of this autism in service of dissecting a bizarre sentence that could only have come from a deranged mind brings me to my main point about this awful writing. This is a byzantine way to express a really simple idea. In fact, I can rewrite paragraph 50 to be much more clear and concise:

Remedial English coming through powiedział(a):
Ilana was injected with something without her consent. She was never told what it was, how much was used or why. She was also forcefully strapped to a bed using an 8-point restraint system by several guards.
Compare this revised version with the original. The revision expresses all of the same things and gives exactly the same details as the original, but does it three short and simple sentences with no awkward prepositions, grouped clauses or run-ons. It still reeks of bullshit because its underlying claims are retarded, but at least it lays it out there on the lawn with style.

In litigation, you need to communicate as clearly and simply as possible. "Brevity is the soul of wit" and all that. A good attorney writes as little as possible to sufficiently convey his arguments in his filings. Shitty attorneys write essays. Unscrupulous lawyers (who are also shitty) trying to pad the bill write novels. Judges love short, succinct filings. They loathe needlessly wordy, meandering ones. Guess which of those works out best for you when your friendly neighborhood judge reads your filings.

Pro se litigants already think they're brilliant legal minds, so right off the bat we know they're stupid. Stupid people love trying to sound smart by speaking and writing in that same verbose-babbling-while-saying-nothing style that street thugs use constantly when they get caught with one leg through the window of the house they just burglarized and think they can bullshit their way out of a trip to county lockup with monkeyshines. They always think using big words and needless complexity will dazzle their foes. It ends up making them look like fucking idiots since they never actually do it right and end up producing gibberish.

It's like the old idiom that you can fake being crazy if you're sane, but you can't fake being sane if you're crazy. You just end up still looking crazy. It works the same way with "smarts." You can fake stupidity if you're smart, but you can't fake smarts if you're stupid. You just end up looking really stupid.

This has to be the most frustrating thing to judges and competent attorneys when dealing with pro se litigants. They don't just waste time fucking around with frivolous lawsuits, they also take their sweet time just to get to the fucking point while trying to sound smart.

Puzzle pieces to the left, please. ❤️ 🧩
 
This immediately jumped out at me as well.... When all of this went down, Miriam posted several pictures on Facebook of herself and Ilana. There were bruises, but I don't recall any facial bruising, and there was definitely no blood. No cuts. No lacerations. If you were the victim of an assault and wanted to show your wounds, wouldn't you show the most severe ones?
Maybe? Probably? However, the one thing they're not is named as plaintiffs of a tort action. I suspect that will be the immediate undoing of this claim at the first hearing. Lardass is the only named plaintiff, and the case details alleged torts against third parties and asks for some form of relief or reward. I don't believe that's permissible in Canada. There is a process for a legal guardian to do so in place of a minor or an otherwise incapable party - but every example of those claims I've seen have always listed the "minor or otherwise incapable party" as either the plaintiff or defendant "ad-litem" of the legal guardian.

Perhaps Meomix will get their legal expert to weigh in - but that's always a balancing act between giving a critical legal opinion and giving tubby a roadmap to being successful.

Our legal expert friend is working on this as we speak. I hope to have some stuff tomorrow, but you're on the right track.
 
The real crime here is fatass' vicious abuse of the English language. I will advocate (as a "friend of the court") on behalf of the English language to seek justice against Johnny for this brutal assault which put the language in the hospital for a few days, temporarily forcing Canadians outside Quebec to speak French while English convalesced.

WTF kind of monkey-brained sentence structure is this shit?


The preposition "in which" doesn't belong in that sentence. She was not "in" the substance. One does not give consent to being injected with a substance while inside it because that makes no god damned sense. The second half of this abortion has two clauses related to the first half -- "did not consent to" and "did not know what she was injected with." We can safely remove either dependent clause to decide whether the sentence still "works" with just one of them:


This is also a stillborn sentence its mother should have swallowed instead. Simplify the sentence further and we get:


That's not a sentence. Well, okay, technically it is, but it's a really shitty one. It's properly two sentences: "[thing] was injected with a substance. It did not know what it was injected with."

All of this autism in service of dissecting a bizarre sentence that could only have come from a deranged mind brings me to my main point about this awful writing. This is a byzantine way to express a really simple idea. In fact, I can rewrite paragraph 50 to be much more clear and concise:


Compare this revised version with the original. The revision expresses all of the same things and gives exactly the same details as the original, but does it three short and simple sentences with no awkward prepositions, grouped clauses or run-ons. It still reeks of bullshit because its underlying claims are retarded, but at least it lays it out there on the lawn with style.

In litigation, you need to communicate as clearly and simply as possible. "Brevity is the soul of wit" and all that. A good attorney writes as little as possible to sufficiently convey his arguments in his filings. Shitty attorneys write essays. Unscrupulous lawyers (who are also shitty) trying to pad the bill write novels. Judges love short, succinct filings. They loathe needlessly wordy, meandering ones. Guess which of those works out best for you when your friendly neighborhood judge reads your filings.

Pro se litigants already think they're brilliant legal minds, so right off the bat we know they're stupid. Stupid people love trying to sound smart by speaking and writing in that same verbose-babbling-while-saying-nothing style that street thugs use constantly when they get caught with one leg through the window of the house they just burglarized and think they can bullshit their way out of a trip to county lockup with monkeyshines. They always think using big words and needless complexity will dazzle their foes. It ends up making them look like fucking idiots since they never actually do it right and end up producing gibberish.

It's like the old idiom that you can fake being crazy if you're sane, but you can't fake being sane if you're crazy. You just end up still looking crazy. It works the same way with "smarts." You can fake stupidity if you're smart, but you can't fake smarts if you're stupid. You just end up looking really stupid.

This has to be the most frustrating thing to judges and competent attorneys when dealing with pro se litigants. They don't just waste time fucking around with frivolous lawsuits, they also take their sweet time just to get to the fucking point while trying to sound smart.

Puzzle pieces to the left, please. ❤️ 🧩
 
This immediately jumped out at me as well.... When all of this went down, Miriam posted several pictures on Facebook of herself and Ilana. There were bruises, but I don't recall any facial bruising, and there was definitely no blood. No cuts. No lacerations. If you were the victim of an assault and wanted to show your wounds, wouldn't you show the most severe ones?
Older people tend to bruise more easily and I scratched my head I must admit when I first saw her pic (the infamous finger jibe). To now read that she was, according to jon boy...

First assault by Gafka, miriam was thrown around the room; had her head smashed into the overhead hood fan and then the (cooker?) range; had her face, back, sides, and (entire) body punched;

Second assault by Gafka, caused miriam lacerations, damage to her nose and bruising throughout her body etc.

Amazingly, despite each of the hags experiencing different handling, they have both ended up with the exact same "PTSD" symptoms - no deviation whatsoever.

jon has no need to worry, the hospital would have surely taken pics and will be able to produce them to the courts together with a comprehensive list of injuries and administered treatment/medication. jonny's got a foolproof claim.:roll: Like I said earlier at least the two cops are either suspended or doing desk duties for such serious assaults and the yanivs having laid criminal charges means the clan can at least sleep easier for the time being.

She's not looking too bad in that pic for someone battered into oblivion. She's a tough old boot, not a mark on her. Teflon Mary.

edited - spelling & to add: @Meow Mix
Our legal expert friend is working on this as we speak. I hope to have some stuff tomorrow, but you're on the right track.
Ask your legal pal how can someone claim for "past" earnings? (not "loss" but "past" - page 10 & 14). Does yaniv mean that both of the sisters have not been able to carry on working since the "assaults" and have lost salaries and that those injuries have put a stop to them both working/job hunting now? He tries to speak English but I have problems deciphering.
 
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The comma goes after Simpson you retard.
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Why the fuck would you convert an adjective into a verb then convert it back to a participle (adjective) when it was already an adjective in the first place? Also, you don't need "also" in that sentence.
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The defendant, the Minister of Justice in the Province of British Columbia,

Okay, I am done correcting comma mistakes.

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and carrying out the powers and duties of a member of the Provincial Police force.
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"The Residence" isn't a proper noun, why is it capitalized?
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The verb happened in the past so use the past tense.
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"You are under arrest for mental health" is a retarded sentence. Also, "Miriam was not experiencing a mental health crisis".
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The conjunction goes at the end of the list.
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Technically you can use the same transition word twice in a row but that doesn't mean you should.
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You can just say causing lacerations, you have already established the object of the sentence through context clues.
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This is a run-on sentence.
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Use where instead of in which.
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"ambulance" isn't in the vocative case so it requires an article.
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The second to last clause in this sentence is redundant.
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"which she did not consent to".
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"and Jessica, upon seeing Miriam, took photos of her injuries".
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For all Yaniv's bitching about pronouns on Twitter, she sure doesn't seem very good at using them.
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This is not how you use lists.
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Why is the "I" in "in" capitalized?
 

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The comma goes after Simpson you retard.
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Why the fuck would you convert an adjective into a verb then convert it back to a participle (adjective) when it was already an adjective in the first place? Also, you don't need "also" in that sentence.
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The defendant, the Minister of Justice in the Province of British Columbia,

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and carrying out the powers and duties of a member of the Provincial Police force.
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"The Residence" isn't a proper noun, why is it capitalized?
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The verb happened in the past so use the past tense.
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"You are under arrest for mental health" is a retarded sentence. Also, "Miriam was not experiencing a mental health crisis".
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The conjunction goes at the end of the list.
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Technically you can use the same transition word twice in a row but that doesn't mean you should.
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You can just say causing lacerations, you have already established the object of the sentence through context clues.
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This is a run-on sentence.
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Use where instead of in which.
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"ambulance" isn't in the vocative case so it requires an article.
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The second to last clause in this sentence is redundant.
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"which she did not consent to".
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"and Jessica, upon seeing Miriam, took photos of her injuries".
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For all Yaniv's bitching about pronouns on Twitter, she sure doesn't seem very good at using them.
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This post made me laugh. I love how you destroy this. I've always wanted someone to "red mark" one of his PDFs, like this one, like an old grade school teacher would. Red pen slashes through mistakes, corrections written in above. I don't have the skill myself. If you're interested in doing this, I'd love to post it on MM alongside our legal analysis. It's fun to tear him up in multiple ways.

I wonder how many mistakes I made in this post...
 
This post made me laugh. I love how you destroy this. I've always wanted someone to "red mark" one of his PDFs, like this one, like an old grade school teacher would. Red pen slashes through mistakes, corrections written in above. I don't have the skill myself. If you're interested in doing this, I'd love to post it on MM alongside our legal analysis. It's fun to tear him up in multiple ways.

I wonder how many mistakes I made in this post...
Sure you can do that.
 
I've got a perfect defence right here, free legal advice

>Two Peruvian men were initially convicted of the 2015 rape of a Peruvian woman in Ancona, but the Italian appeals court overturned the verdict and absolved them, finding that she was not a credible witness. In part of the ruling, the court noted that the suspects had found her unattractive and too “masculine” to be a credible rape victim.
 
Who is it who told you sexual assault has nothing to do with looks?
It's an SJW thing. Like all SJW concepts that have some truth to them - in that not all rape is about desire, some is about dominance and power, notably in things like rapes in prison, of the disabled and of the elderly - it has become a declarative statement rather than a nuance. So 'some rape isn't about desire' has become 'all rape is only about power'.

But, of course, there is absolutely no chance that anything occurred in any way like Yaniv describes. The fact that getting hard around such screeching harridans is likely physically impossible for essentially 100% of all men, give or take a rounding error, is the merest blip on the falsehood radar.

(Fun fact: troons are essentially a rounding error's amount of the population, which is always worth bearing in mind considering the outsize effect they hold in the public eye for the last couple of years.)
 
It's an SJW thing. Like all SJW concepts that have some truth to them - in that not all rape is about desire, some is about dominance and power, notably in things like rapes in prison, of the disabled and of the elderly - it has become a declarative statement rather than a nuance. So 'some rape isn't about desire' has become 'all rape is only about power'.

But, of course, there is absolutely no chance that anything occurred in any way like Yaniv describes. The fact that getting hard around such screeching harridans is likely physically impossible for essentially 100% of all men, give or take a rounding error, is the merest blip on the falsehood radar.

(Fun fact: troons are essentially a rounding error's amount of the population, which is always worth bearing in mind considering the outsize effect they hold in the public eye for the last couple of years.)
That being said, I'm not sure having power over those two hags is much of an ego-booster. Grounds for suicide more like.
 
Eight point restraints outside of an institution or prison? Doubt.

Eight point restraints on an frail elderly woman? LOLOL sure Yan.
People don't go voluntarily into 8 points, generally a herd of orderlies strapping them in as they fight.
I'd love to read the hospitals version, momma yaniv goin on like a battlebot.
Musta been quite a show, & more than likely video to back it up.
 
Your honour and ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client absolutely did not get an erection around Miriam Yaniv. We have undeniable evidence that this is physically impossible.

Please look at the board at exhibit A
*points at a blown up image of Yanniv*

That is all, the defense rests.
 
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