The real crime here is fatass' vicious abuse of the English language. I will advocate (as a "friend of the court") on behalf of the English language to seek justice against Johnny for this brutal assault which put the language in the hospital for a few days, temporarily forcing Canadians
outside Quebec to speak French while English convalesced.
WTF kind of monkey-brained sentence structure is this shit?
The preposition "in which" doesn't belong in that sentence. She was not "in" the substance. One does not give consent to being injected with a substance while inside it because that makes no god damned sense. The second half of this abortion has two clauses related to the first half -- "did not consent to" and "did not know what she was injected with." We can safely remove either dependent clause to decide whether the sentence still "works" with just one of them:
This is also a stillborn sentence its mother should have swallowed instead. Simplify the sentence further and we get:
That's not a sentence. Well, okay, technically it is, but it's a really shitty one. It's properly
two sentences: "[thing] was injected with a substance. It did not know what it was injected with."
All of this autism in service of dissecting a bizarre sentence that could only have come from a deranged mind brings me to my main point about this awful writing. This is a byzantine way to express a really simple idea. In fact, I can rewrite paragraph 50 to be much more clear and concise:
Compare this revised version with the original. The revision expresses all of the same things and gives exactly the same details as the original, but does it three short and simple sentences with no awkward prepositions, grouped clauses or run-ons. It still reeks of bullshit because its underlying claims are retarded, but at least it lays it out there on the lawn with style.
In litigation, you need to communicate as clearly and simply as possible. "Brevity is the soul of wit" and all that. A good attorney writes as little as possible to sufficiently convey his arguments in his filings. Shitty attorneys write essays. Unscrupulous lawyers (who are also shitty) trying to pad the bill write novels. Judges love short, succinct filings. They loathe needlessly wordy, meandering ones. Guess which of those works out best for you when your friendly neighborhood judge reads your filings.
Pro se litigants already think they're brilliant legal minds, so right off the bat we know they're stupid. Stupid people love trying to sound smart by speaking and writing in that same verbose-babbling-while-saying-nothing style that street thugs use constantly when they get caught with one leg through the window of the house they just burglarized and think they can bullshit their way out of a trip to county lockup with monkeyshines. They always think using big words and needless complexity will dazzle their foes. It ends up making them look like fucking idiots since they never actually do it right and end up producing gibberish.
It's like the old idiom that you can fake being crazy if you're sane, but you can't fake being sane if you're crazy. You just end up still looking crazy. It works the same way with "smarts." You can fake stupidity if you're smart, but you can't fake smarts if you're stupid. You just end up looking really stupid.
This has to be the most frustrating thing to judges and competent attorneys when dealing with pro se litigants. They don't just waste time fucking around with frivolous lawsuits, they also take their sweet time just to get to the fucking point while trying to sound smart.
Puzzle pieces to the left, please.