THE BECKY ERA IS OVER! - IN MEMORIAM / GOOD RIDDANCE -- Discuss Amber & Becky's breakup and future here!

[StrawberryDouche]

Norma's death and Amber's hysterectomy both happened in the same week. Becky had to choose between being present in the hospital with 500 pounds of bitch, and being there for her mother's dying process.

This says a lot of things about Becky and Amber, and none of them are good.

 

[MusicBox32]

It's in Tornado Alley (the swath of the country that gets the most tornado action during the summer in the US), it's flat and dry a lot (no rain and petals eavesdrop there), and it's at least as conservative -probably slightly more - than Kentucky is. Unless she lives in or right on the border of one of the cities, she will also find her food delivery choices are not ideal for her discerning palate.

I hate to keep actshually-ing up the thread but we get a decent amount of rainfall here in addition to the usual extreme weather. It's a bit further west where a lot less people live that it really starts to get dry.

All in all my assessment is that despite only being notable for an act of domestic terror, OKC isnt the worst place to live/work. Its affordable, theres plenty of nature to go out and see, gun rights are as good as you could ask for, theres enough stuff in the city to keep you busy, and if there isnt, you can pretty easily day trip to the Dallas-Ft Worth area instead. Unfortunately for Amber, literally non of that matters or applies to her as any city she considers will be boiled down to food delivery options for her, and she'll probably be disappointed in that regard.

 

[Clintonberg]

Why does she even hate Kentucky when all she sees is the inside of her apartment and the inside of national brand stores?

Surely it wouldn't matter which states Wolmart or Owlive Garden she is in, as they all look the same?

Hamber only hates Kentucky because it's something that Becky loves. People like AL will slowly chip away and break down their partner with disparaging comments about their hobbies and interests until they feel insecure about being themselves. Becky being glued to Kentucky was also not in AL's best interest so she tried to drive a wedge between the two.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

If indeed she moves to Oklahoma, how much will it cost?

New flat ($1,000/month): First and Last month + Security deposit = $3,000
Moving: Truck rental and accommodations on the way: $4,000.
New furniture for the new flat: $4,000

I am not sure if I am off base in my calculation, but basically, she would be using all her remaining savings, so no bariatric surgery in Mexico anymore.

Does OK have furniture rental places she can rent used furniture from?

Norma's death and Amber's hysterectomy both happened in the same week. Becky had to choose between being present in the hospital with 500 pounds of bitch, and being there for her mother's dying process.

This says a lot of things about Becky and Amber, and none of them are good.

Not only that but then Amber spent Norma's funeral being a cunt on Instagram, and it was a zoom funeral. Then those voice notes were released of how she treated her right after surgery. Amber was giddy after Norma died
I think that was Becky's last straw.

 

[I call shenanigans]

If indeed she moves to Oklahoma, how much will it cost?

New flat ($1,000/month): First and Last month + Security deposit = $3,000
Moving: Truck rental and accommodations on the way: $4,000.
New furniture for the new flat: $4,000

I am not sure if I am off base in my calculation, but basically, she would be using all her remaining savings, so no bariatric surgery in Mexico anymore.

What's the point in hiring a truck if you're not going to take your basic furniture needs with you. She can move what she needs immediately and buy non-essential items later as she can afford them.

 

[Niamh Leave]

What's the point in hiring a truck if you're not going to take your basic furniture needs with you.

The truck is for Amber, not the furniture.

If Hamby has any sense, she'll sign up to a feeding fetish forum ASAP and find herself a well-off feeder (gender notwithstanding), who will roll her out to their place and take care of her food "needs" until the immobile lard mountain croaks. She's a lost cause, she might as well go out doing what she loves best.

 

[440088]

Shame the becky era didn't end with a legal divorce instead of just a parting of ways.
God forbid something entertaining happen during the becky era i guess, lol.

 

[funtimesrun56]

I've been wondering if Becky is the only one on the lease and that's why she is sticking around till move out day. We all joke that Amber has no ID and I've never seen proof really that she does or if it was ever renewed if she had one. If Becky was the only one able to sign the lease then she probably feels obligated to stick around till the end. Cause know her family or the gays would let her crash if it meant getting her away from Amber.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

I won’t buy this breakup completely until Becky is 100% moved out.

Signing on to this.

Also, this is considered a dangerous time for a partner trying to leave a domestic violence situation: between intent to leave declared and ACTUALLY getting out. I think verbal fuckery is what Amber is capable of.

Becky, just get the fuck out. Go back to the fags, who love you.

 

[Bees]

I'd superchat like a feeder simp to watch those two flailing their t-rex arms and belly bumpin' in the best internet backyard brawl since Bumfights.

 

[Suteru69]

No longer will anyone on the farms feel inferior to the thumbs gigantic cawk and balls she's packing.

Amber should find a tranny to date next, she can get extra woke points and never have to bother doing "clit stuff"!

I'm a bit late, but finally our gorl would get to put some use to those hand job skills she always talks about.

 

[Umaru Doma]

1. What was the straw that broke the hambeast's crack?
2. What are the plans for the pets?
3. When are the two moving out? And where?
4. Who gets custody of the children's toys and clothing?
5. Who keeps the engagement ring?
6. What are your favorite moments, if any (lol), from the Becky era?

1. Mortality. Becky was forced to realize, what with the death or her mom and the cancer, that marry Amberlynn meant FOREVER. There was no backing out. We all know they weren't exactly the most affectionate couple, but I'd like to propose: Becky pitied Amberlynn as much as she valued her (relative) financial stability. However, you can only feel bad for Amberlynn for so long, and the price of Becky's dignity (and maybe safety? if we remember Kasey) was higher than Amberlynn could afford.

2. I want Becky to take all three of them and run back to E&R, where the cats may be blessed with a clean shitbox and Twinkie with walkies, but we know Amberlynn will keep them, until she can dump the cats on someone else. She would rather let them out into the wild than give them to Becky.

3. When Amberlynn can figure out how to get out of the apartment, Becky will take her to Walmart, walk away for "just a minute", and leave her there to fend for herself. (In all seriousness, whenever Amberlynn can figure out the logistics of moving in with mama)

4. Amberlynn will keep them purely to spite Becky. They'll sit in a gigantic pile on the floor until Twinkie chews them to pieces.

5. I think they'll sell it, Amberlynn will keep the money.

6. The increase in recipe videos were the best part, in my honest opinion. Never forget that this pot is just for display, and that we're using large chunks of onion because Becky doesn't like onion.

My most treasured hope at the end of this era is that Amberlynn, or even Becky, will begin dating Amanda Turcol, who already expressed attraction to Amberlynn. I would love it if she dated MPL.

 

[Freckles]

1. Mortality. Becky was forced to realize, what with the death or her mom and the cancer, that marry Amberlynn meant FOREVER. There was no backing out. We all know they weren't exactly the most affectionate couple, but I'd like to propose: Becky pitied Amberlynn as much as she valued her (relative) financial stability. However, you can only feel bad for Amberlynn for so long, and the price of Becky's dignity (and maybe safety? if we remember Kasey) was higher than Amberlynn could afford.

2. I want Becky to take all three of them and run back to E&R, where the cats may be blessed with a clean shitbox and Twinkie with walkies, but we know Amberlynn will keep them, until she can dump the cats on someone else. She would rather let them out into the wild than give them to Becky.

3. When Amberlynn can figure out how to get out of the apartment, Becky will take her to Walmart, walk away for "just a minute", and leave her there to fend for herself. (In all seriousness, whenever Amberlynn can figure out the logistics of moving in with mama)

4. Amberlynn will keep them purely to spite Becky. They'll sit in a gigantic pile on the floor until Twinkie chews them to pieces.

5. I think they'll sell it, Amberlynn will keep the money.

6. The increase in recipe videos were the best part, in my honest opinion. Never forget that this pot is just for display, and that we're using large chunks of onion because Becky doesn't like onion.

My most treasured hope at the end of this era is that Amberlynn, or even Becky, will begin dating Amanda Turcol, who already expressed attraction to Amberlynn. I would love it if she dated MPL.

That Amanda chick looks like Albert's type. My initial thought was 'bit old for her, though'. Then I noticed she's actually 2 years younger than AL despite looking 45 years old...

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Signing on to this.

Also, this is considered a dangerous time for a partner trying to leave a domestic violence situation: between intent to leave declared and ACTUALLY getting out. I think verbal fuckery is what Amber is capable of.

Becky, just get the fuck out. Go back to the fags, who love you.

Amber's been physically abusive before, I believe to Casey. I would imagine she's going to escalate from her verbal abuse to physical soon, if she hasn't already.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I've never heard Amber's misty watercolored memories of that time she hit a kid so hard she broke his nose. I've never seen Amber beat her chest and threaten to kick someone's ass. I've never seen Amber all COME AT ME BRO. But sure. Amber who is 550 pounds and can't get off her ass is physically abusing Becky. Or she might!

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[Turd Fergusson]

I've never heard Amber's misty watercolored memories of that time she hit a kid so hard she broke his nose. I've never seen Amber beat her chest and threaten to kick someone's ass. I've never seen Amber all COME AT ME BRO. But sure. Amber who is 550 pounds and can't get off her ass is physically abusing Becky. Or she might!

Amber's Modus Operandi has always been psychological manipulations. Teachers would pay for her to go to Weight Watchers, all her girlfriends' families would take care of her, the way she treats Becky, and so on. She is too lazy to be physically abusive, albeit the smell and the cleaning of the blood in the boy's toilet might be considered close.

 

[Meiwaku]

It's somewhat telling how the poll for this thread is split that enough of us just don't trust Amber (or think that Becky is a cuck) and won't leave

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber all COME AT ME BRO

I'm with you on this. I mean, kick one of Hamber's legs out and she's Richter scale down for the count. She **may** have been a physically abusive Weeble a few hundred pounds ago, but she's nothing but a huge blubber punching bag these days and knows it. Her personality and mouth are the most abusive things about her.

 

[8008135]

She **may** have been a physically abusive Weeble a few hundred pounds ago, but she's nothing but a huge blubber punching bag these days and knows it.

If anything, she strikes me as a pincher. There's not much more she can do, seated, with 600 pounds of fat impeding her.

 

[lil retard]

I've been wondering if Becky is the only one on the lease and that's why she is sticking around till move out day. We all joke that Amber has no ID and I've never seen proof really that she does or if it was ever renewed if she had one. If Becky was the only one able to sign the lease then she probably feels obligated to stick around till the end. Cause know her family or the gays would let her crash if it meant getting her away from Amber.

Doesn't Amber have a bank account? Can she open one without an ID?

Depending on when she got it, it could be expired by now. She had a job while living with Destiny and you can't get legally hired without proof of identity, though if she was using a Virginia ID, those are good for 8 years and might be expired by now. That's if she didn't bother getting one when she got to Florida or Kentucky.

Can Becky sign a lease without proof of income?