THE BECKY ERA IS OVER! - IN MEMORIAM / GOOD RIDDANCE -- Discuss Amber & Becky's breakup and future here!

[Hamberlard Raid]

The Becky era is over. It's done.
The bloated earthworm wearing the skinsuit of a mentally handicapped 11-year-old boy finally pulled the plug on her relationship with YouTube's most notorious deathfat. To most, as well as to those that follow this subforum closely, the Becky era was horrifically dull and largely uneventful. While I am not here to argue against those sentiments, as I agree with them entirely, a thread earmarked for reminiscing about the Becky era is warranted.

Perhaps the Becky era wasn't so bad after all? Sure, it's no Destiny era; but, you can't say nothing happened. We had:

• Becky hitting on her distraught stepsister after being exiled by Norma for being a lesbian
• Becky quitting her job to pursue her aspirations of being thumb butler to a super morbidly obese toddler obsessed with Walmart jewelry
• A benzo fiend era wherein Becky nearly mowed down countless pedestrians and wildlife with Amberlynn's car on several occasions
• A grifting saga
• A non-binary saga complete with multiple regretful tattoos and piercings and aggressive Tumblr/boomer Facebook propaganda
• An infinite combination of legendary fashion choices

And I am just naming a few! Anyways, here lies the Becky era...

I thought I'd take the creative liberty to make this thread to ask a few questions:
1. What was the straw that broke the hambeast's crack?
2. What are the plans for the pets?
3. When are the two moving out? And where?
4. Who gets custody of the children's toys and clothing?
5. Who keeps the engagement ring?
6. What are your favorite moments, if any (lol), from the Becky era?

I'll bite.

Spoiler

1. Becky noticing Amber's revenue circling the drain. While Amber is in no immediate financial danger, Becky's cashcow is not as plump as she used to be. I mean that in the most metaphorical sense.

2. Amber will likely dump off all pets at a shelter if no living arrangements are quickly secured. Our gorl cannot be assed to look after any living being. Point blank period hole.

3. Within the next year. Becky will likely move back into the gaycare or one of her sisters. As for Amber, I have no idea. Family? Hannah & Rafe? A magical rebound with Destiny? Or will she rot in her Lexington abode? Who knows?!

4. This will be settled quite cleanly, I presume. Each hambeast's interests are well-defined and with little to no overlap: fighting over material items is unlikely.

5. Amber will keep the engagement ring. (see above reference to Walmart jewelry)

6. When Becky posted a picture of her ex's soiled underwear and proclaimed, "I CAN BE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR YOU GUISE!" Fortunately for you, I do not have the photo on hand. A close second would have to be Becky, while high on whatever unknown prescription cocktail she scarfed down that day, running over a miscellaneous and large piece of scrap metal (presumably from another car she may have collided with in a parking lot) and dragging the piece for several miles on the highway. The gang of fat only realized they had run over debris when it began shooting sparks behind their vehicle: akin to drifting in Mario Kart.

Now, what do you think?

Farewell, Becky! You will not be missed.​

 

[marjoram]

Fuck off, Thumbtard. Big Al wouldn't actually marry you so when you realized you'd never be able to legally get yer mitts on half her coin you bounced. Grift over.

Just wanna point out one lie Thumby lisped in today's live-- Beck's said there was no "family friend" named Evelyn. Technically true, but Evelyn is her AUNT, Norma's sister as listed in Norma's obit. And Evelyn SAID Thumb was staying with family 'cause she just couldn't tolerate the ABUSE anymore.
Check mate, asshole, and thanks for my name.

 

[MrGregarious]

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Rest in Piss

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

I thought I'd take the creative liberty to make this thread to ask a few questions:
1. What was the straw that broke the hambeast's crack?
2. What are the plans for the pets?
3. When are the two moving out? And where?
4. Who gets custody of the children's toys and clothing?
5. Who keeps the engagement ring?
6. What are your favorite moments, if any (lol), from the Becky era?

My turn!
1. I think that in the past live streams its been very obvious that Beckster has been absolutely over it and completely snapped, but she can't put on her big girl panties and tell amberlynn that she's ass and that she tired of taking care of her so Becky blamed it on something stupid(being that she doesn't want to leave Kentucky). everyone knows amberlynn doesn't have the self-sufficiency to leave the apartment.
2. Amberlynn admitted in the live stream that she will be keeping the pets cause she's a narcissist and can never admit that she cant take care of those dogs alone. I think not even a miracle will happen, and the apartment will start to smell like dog shit and cat piss, the landlord will be called boom animals gone, apartment lost.
3. I think the situation will be similar to krystals?(maybe it was Kasey, idk) where she'll force beckster to stay with her(necky ain't got nowhere to go anyways) and sleep in the same bed. probably will be like this for a good 6 months or so
4. trash.
5. it probably lost already
6. I like when Becky gained a whole bunch of weight

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"I'm descended from King Edward. We inherited Buckingham Palace, but Granny didn't want to leave Kentucky." - Becky Buckingham Windsor VIII

Becky wasn't what you'd call a productive member of society with an impressive work ethic, but goddamn did she inspire others to reach for the stars.

 

[ADHD]

5. Amber will keep the engagement ring.

On the one hand, Amber should keep it, since she paid for it. On the other hand, other kiwis have pointed out the ring was a very cheap one, so it's not like Becky would be getting anything of value if Amber did let Becky have it.

 

[Daisy]

Totally saw it coming. I could smell the writing on the wall once the engagement was made public.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

her(necky ain't got nowhere to go anyways)

There's fucking ditches all over Kenfucky and the Thumb is no stranger to sleeping in them.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

What about the car? I could see Amber letting it rot away in the parking garage rather than letting Becky have it, saying she's gonna learn to drive it someday and besides, SHE paid for it. I could also see her allowing Becky to continue to use it as long as she's living there and helping out with fetching vittles and trinkets for her majesty.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I'd have to say my favorite moment was when Becky realized farmers called her Necky and Thumby and the ensuing reaction from her.

Oh and of course this gem:

Gotchu

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Sooooo...4th of July drunk stream confirmed?

 

[Dona Morte]

1. What was the straw that broke the hambeast's crack?
Becky wanted a CONCRETE wedding date. Amber would not commit and Becky split. Becky was with her so she would be entitled to her money. No ring NO MONEY.
2. What are the plans for the pets?
I believe they will come with Becky, what I heard.
3. When are the two moving out? And where?
I think Amber will stay there and move momma over. Beck will back to Eric and Ricky. It was AMBER they had a problem with.
4. Who gets custody of the children's toys and clothing?
You mean the Leygho? Trash.
5. Who keeps the engagement ring?
Amber probably sells it on that crappy second hand site.
6. What are your favorite moments, if any (lol), from the Becky era?
Her art was BEARABLE. In an autistic sense.

 

[8008135]

Totally saw it coming. I could smell the writing on the wall once the engagement was made public.

Same here. The bizarrely lackluster "engagement" gave me the same vibe as assholes who shit out a "fix-it" baby to save their relationship. At least this time, the only thing left in the lurch is a Chinesium and cubic zirconia Wommart ring and not an actual human.

 

[a dinosaur]

1. What was the straw that broke the hambeast's crack?
Amber constantly talking about how she hates Kentucky/Southern accents (despite trying to fake one) and wants to move to California. Even though she doesn't go anywhere.

2. What are the plans for the pets?
They're staying with Amber, shortening their life spans significantly. Pee pads will be purchased in bulk.

3. When are the two moving out? And where?
In the next month or two, when the lease is up. Becky's going back to the Somerset area, Amber's moving to Oklahoma to remind her mother why she chose meth over her children.

5. Who keeps the engagement ring?
Becky needs the money, but won't take the rings back because she'll think its the mature thing to do.

6. What are your favorite moments, if any (lol), from the Becky era?
Becky screaming about being RACIST ABOUT MONKEEEEYS!

 

[Owlflaps]

I'm glad Becky broke it off and not Amber. Their relationship was doomed to lesbian bed death the moment they got together. As domineering and cunty as Amber is, she couldn't break it off with Becky because she can't score another caretaker. It makes their breakup more hilarious, IMHO.

 

[Beavis]

I salute you you glorious ass wiper.

 

[marjoram]

The idea that Amber would do anything other than fester in California cracks me up.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Now Becky can finally troon out.

 

[PB4ZZZ]

My husband cheated on me and did the whole, "it's not you, it's me" and "we'll get through this together" BS... it's a tactic to reduce feelings of guilt for being the cause of another person's pain... Becky can go take a hike with that, I would not be surprised if she cheated their entire relationship.

Also, she resents Amber for getting sick at the same time as her mom was dying and taking her away from time with Norma.

Also, Also I don't think Amber cares how her girlfriends treat her as long as they put up with her attitude, she'll take it as a sign of true love. She's going to have a breakdown soon, she knows if she can't win Becky back, she's SOL at her size, level of mobility , and ZERO friends. Becky was pushing hard for Amber to leave the state.

 

[mekalekahi]

I WILL REMEMBER YOU, WILL YOU REMEMBER ME