📚 Megathread Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon - "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

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Phil is not Trans - Chris actually does a better job even looking the role.
Phil is not a Latino - And I wish he'd stop pretending.
"Mx" is not a real honorific - How are you supposed to even pronounce that?
And finally, XOCHI IS NOT FUCKING REAL.
 
No news, then. For a sexy Latinx trans sex worker who's always working to smash the cistem, Xochi's day-to-day life is pretty fucking boring.

Nah, it's just that Phil forgets Xochi and his other head mates are even supposed to exist for hours, days, maybe months at a time. If he wasn't so autistic about it, I'd half expect him to forget about J. Lo and Australatina too, except he has some sort of weird tenacity about sticking with some things. Other lies, he's just less attached to.
 
Nah, it's just that Phil forgets Xochi and his other head mates are even supposed to exist for hours, days, maybe months at a time. If he wasn't so autistic about it, I'd half expect him to forget about J. Lo and Australatina too, except he has some sort of weird tenacity about sticking with some things. Other lies, he's just less attached to.
I guess it's because they're different fictions for different purposes. Xochi exists to make Phil seem cooler and more edgy (and more disabled), and to give him someone who'll take his side. He doesn't believe she exists, but he wants everyone else to think he does. Like most alters, she's just an imaginary friend for grown-ups.

Australatina, meanwhile, is his openly imaginary "happy place" where he can go when the world gets too much, a place with lots of trans people who don't care if you're really trans, Latin people who don't do anything confusing or scary or doubt your Latin identity and of course, lots and lots of road signs. He never pretends it's real.
 
And you say his neighbors are worse than this?

Only in the sense that Phil isn't a bad neighbour and isn't doing anything illegal.
Keep in mind this is mostly Phil's narrative but he's complain his neighbours are constantly playing music till the early hours of the morning or having arguements that spill outside. Apparently one set of neighbours parties every weekend and this leads to people loudly talking, smoking, drinking and fighting in front of Phil's apartment.
Toren apparently gets on pretty well with the neighbours and buys weed from them but Phil's to triggered to say anything to them.

Like I've said before this isn't the section 8 Phil wanted. It's just a discounted shitty apartment in a shitty low income housing block and it's residents are typical of such.
 
Has Mx Xochi returned from Israel yet?

I believe so. Phil's stupid imaginary house arrest was only supposed to last until his stupid imaginary friend got back, but he did something that he wasn't "supposed to" so it got extended to Friday the 13th. (Because oooh how edgy.)

I kind of hate that I know this shit.
 
Oh Phil. OH PHIL. Tax payer isn't a loaded term. And, yes, you are correct; you are more than your ability to pay your owed dues to the government. But that's why we use the term "tax payer" because the government in the United States is beholden to the tax payer.

See, being a tax payer is a good thing.

The reason we use the term is to express concern for how any level of government utilizes its publicly sourced funding. Because, we are more than just our ability to pay taxes. We have dreams, desires, responsibilities, and life to live. We would all appreciate knowing that our tax revenue is being used in a satisfactory manner because we can find a 100 other uses for that money, otherwise. As someone who has professed a preference for a larger government budget in some way, this should be something you're keenly concerned about as well.

The more the government takes in taxes should equate to more concern and scrutiny from those footing the bill of the government at the end of the day.

Not that you understand why we pay taxes. I don't think potatoes have to pay taxes, do they?
 
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