📚 Megathread Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon - "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

Flame the Sunbird · 9 Paź 2017

While waiting for my mom to being me my afternoon tendies and Mt. Dew Code Red I noticed that Phil had updated his profile to add "Manages Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon"?!

I clicked on it expecting a dead link but instead found a beautifully autistic newsfeed that would make @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt himself proud!

Apparently set up by Phil's headmate Xochi while she was on the way to Israel, it's "Mx Xochi's shitposting page" for "quality content...and memes"!

Also described as "News and information from your local Dominatrix with a few screws loose."!

In reality, it's just lazy re-posts of endless articles about Puerto Rico, Pmurt, and other social justice approved topics. Occasionally he'll add a line or two of content, some examples below. (And special shout out to my girl Martina Big. Phil's just salty because his claiming to be Puerto Rican is just as laughable as her claims to becoming a black woman.)

To quote Xochi xirself - "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

https://www.facebook.com/XochiEvilNewsFeed/ (http://archive.is/KuQfH)

Scratch This Nut · 9 Paź 2017

Flame the Sunbird powiedział(a):
While waiting for my mom to being me my afternoon tendies and Mt. Dew Code Red I noticed that Phil had updated his profile to add "Manages Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon"?!
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I clicked on it expecting a dead link but instead found a beautifully autistic newsfeed that would make @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt himself proud!
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Apparently set up by Phil's headmate Xochi while she was on the way to Israel, it's "Mx Xochi's shitposting page" for "quality content...and memes"!
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Also described as "News and information from your local Dominatrix with a few screws loose."!
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In reality, it's just lazy re-posts of endless articles about Puerto Rico, Pmurt, and other social justice approved topics. Occasionally he'll add a line or two of content, some examples below. (And special shout out to my girl Martina Big. Phil's just salty because his claiming to be Puerto Rican is just as laughable as her claims to becoming a black woman.)

To quote Xochi xirself - "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

https://www.facebook.com/XochiEvilNewsFeed/ (http://archive.is/KuQfH)

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I don't like using autistic as an insult. But fuck me, that's autistic.

Taint'ed Love · 9 Paź 2017

The only thing I read with this page is "hey, hey everybody PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEE!!!! Have you noticed me yet?" and "look how speciuul I am"

Keeping the Phil forum private is really paying off now!

ToroidalBoat · 9 Paź 2017

Taint'ed Love powiedział(a):
The only thing I read with this page is "hey, hey everybody PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEE!!!!

Phil could've made a single page with a flashing "NOTICE ME" in 1000 point font (and with Hanson music playing in the background) for the same effect.

Maiden-TieJuan · 9 Paź 2017

(Isnt this Martina Big? She has a page here, I believe.) And the fact that Phil is lecturing anyone about life choices is amazing.

admiral · 9 Paź 2017

Flame the Sunbird powiedział(a):

I don't get the banner image. Is this self-awareness? Is this self-parody? Or has Phil just completely missed the point?

ToroidalBoat · 9 Paź 2017

admiral powiedział(a):
Or has Phil just completely missed the point?

It's likely he thinks it's a compliment (poor theory of mind).

Sperglord Dante · 9 Paź 2017

Maiden-TieJuan powiedział(a):
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(Isnt this Martina Big? She has a page here, I believe.) And the fact that Phil is lecturing anyone about life choices is amazing.

Amazingly hypocritical, as his 'body mods' are every bit as hideous as Martina's. The only difference is that Martina has an actual human being who (for whatever fucked up reason) wants to fuck her.

Maiden-TieJuan · 9 Paź 2017

Phil's tasteless tattoos are a road map of every bad decision he has made recently, and the physical warning system to all around him that he is a person that you DO NOT ENGAGE WITH.

ToroidalBoat · 9 Paź 2017

Maiden-TieJuan powiedział(a):
physical warning system

So kind of like the bright warning coloration on those venomous tropical frogs?

BlueArmedDevil · 9 Paź 2017

wow just wow

So this is what social embargos do.

TrippinKahlua · 9 Paź 2017

Xochi is not real. Phil does not have headmates, and he needs to stop talking like this.

Super Collie · 9 Paź 2017

Looks like Phil has caught wind of the concept of "Mx", a current soup du jour in social justice circles.

Lysistrata · 9 Paź 2017

Phil must be desperate if he’s playing with his imaginary friends for asspats. Does he even have Toren around to drunkenly abuse him anymore?

Maiden-TieJuan powiedział(a):
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(Isnt this Martina Big? She has a page here, I believe.) And the fact that Phil is lecturing anyone about life choices is amazing.

Her tits must be almost as big as Phil’s.

Graffiti canvas · 9 Paź 2017

In all honesty? what ever happened to the concept that Torin had moved out? There were posts on Torin's social media alluding to it, then posts alluding to a break up between Torin and Phil...

But there's been nothing since? Are we just assuming Torin is still there now?

Flame the Sunbird · 9 Paź 2017

Graffiti canvas powiedział(a):
In all honesty? what ever happened to the concept that Torin had moved out? There were posts on Torin's social media alluding to it, then posts alluding to a break up between Torin and Phil...

But there's been nothing since? Are we just assuming Torin is still there now?

IIRC, @Ravenor or @MMX said that was a :ruse:

to trick the landlords into thinking Toren had a new place.

Graffiti canvas · 9 Paź 2017

Flame the Sunbird powiedział(a):
IIRC, @Ravenor or @MMX said that was a to trick the landlords into thinking Toren had a new place.

Did they?

Would be nice to sort this out better on the Phil spectrum. Seems like there's a ton of talk about "Torin drinking vodka and yelling at Phil to shut up" but no actual observations of them living in the same space.

Taint'ed Love · 9 Paź 2017

ToroidalBoat powiedział(a):
Phil could've made a single page with a flashing "NOTICE ME" in 1000 point font (and with Hanson music playing in the background) for the same effect.

I sometimes grant wishes here is your page.
http://jsfiddle.net/ayjot1bw/1/embedded/result/dark/

This was the biggest waste of 25 min ever.

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EDIT: you may have to wait a minute for the Hanson "music" to start....

Positron · 9 Paź 2017

Graffiti canvas powiedział(a):
In all honesty? what ever happened to the concept that Torin had moved out? There were posts on Torin's social media alluding to it, then posts alluding to a break up between Torin and Phil...

But there's been nothing since? Are we just assuming Torin is still there now?

That thing used to called himself "Toren" while in male form. His real name is Jonathan and you may call him "Slingblade".

Graffiti canvas · 9 Paź 2017

Positron powiedział(a):
That thing used to called himself "Toren" while in male form. His real name is Jonathan and you may call him "Slingblade".

Did you just privilege check me?

📚 Megathread Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon - "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

Flame the Sunbird

NOT A POK'EMON

Scratch This Nut

Problematic Chihuahua

Taint'ed Love

Most everyone is mad here...

ToroidalBoat

🛟

Maiden-TieJuan

Your roving Californialand reporter

admiral

Doing battle in the shadow realm

ToroidalBoat

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Sperglord Dante

Useless Guato

Maiden-TieJuan

Your roving Californialand reporter

ToroidalBoat

🛟

BlueArmedDevil

Blinding flashes. Sounds of explosions...

TrippinKahlua

I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!

Super Collie

spuper colly :D

Lysistrata

Your autism is impressive to Michael VII

Graffiti canvas

Flame the Sunbird

NOT A POK'EMON

Graffiti canvas

Taint'ed Love

Most everyone is mad here...

Positron

When pride comes, then comes disgrace.

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