📚 Megathread Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon - "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

[HickoryDickory]

My guess is the landlord basically doesn't care outside of getting his money.
Evicting Phil and Toren would be a hassle, he would have to deal with Phil's tard wrangler and then have to fix the apartment and fill all the holes in the wall.

Tbh, it seems to be a better idea to get rid of them ASAP. The smellification and damaged property is just going to get worse in the long run.

Maybe the idea is just guaranteed rent.

 

[MMX]

Tbh, it seems to be a better idea to get rid of them ASAP. The smellification and damaged property is just going to get worse in the long run.

Maybe the idea is just guaranteed rent.

Tough call
If it was a nice building I would agree but it's pretty scummy.
The only positive appears Phil's landlord is paid direct from Phil's tard bux so it's easy money and Phil's reluctantly to have anyone in his apartment makes it pretty low maintenence.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Mx", a current soup du jour

How do you even pronounce that? "Mix?"

Spoiler

Why is gender such a big deal to certain people anyway?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I know a lot of kiwis joke about perma drunk Toren but that more or less the case. He spends his time either drunk or high or pretending to be. He mostly stays in his room watching Netflix whilst Phil stays in the front room watching Netflix. They rarely interact unless Toren wants someone to pick on.

God that sounds fucking depressing. It's amazing to me that these two (and most of the other Rat Kings) live such shitty, depressing lives but fight tooth and nail when anyone suggests they do something differently.

 

[Taint'ed Love]

How do you even pronounce that? "Mix?"

Spoiler

Why is gender such a big deal to certain people anyway?

"Mx, usually pronounced /ˈməks/, /ˈmɪks/ or /ˈmʌks/ (miks or muks),[1][2] "
This Shit has a Wikipedia

I think some people get obsessed with gender and pronouns because they have nothing better going on in their life and need to feel special in one way or another, So they sit around inventing stupid pronouns and fake genders and orientations.

 

[Optimus Prime]

But there's no way Phil has taken any kind of university level course on Chicano studies.

If it wasn't for the fact he went to that anime club thing, I'd be hard pressed to believe Philthy even went to any college at all.

My guess is the landlord basically doesn't care outside of getting his money.
Evicting Phil and Toren would be a hassle, he would have to deal with Phil's tard wrangler and then have to fix the apartment and fill all the holes in the wall.

Like what #HickoryDickory said, there must be a point where guaranteed tardbux rent doesn't cover the risk of having those deadbeats stinking up the place. It's a fire hazard to be sure with how disorganized the place is and Phil's maps covering the walls.

I mean, just look at what happened when Chris and Barb moved into the rental for almost a year while 14BC got fixed and after moving out, the place was still tenant-less after four months. Chris and Barb are far less messy than Philthy (and that's saying something) so the place may need to be razed due to being a sanitary hazard.

Tough call
If it was a nice building I would agree but it's pretty scummy.
The only positive appears Phil's landlord is paid direct from Phil's tard bux so it's easy money and Phil's reluctantly to have anyone in his apartment makes it pretty low maintenence.

Unless there's mice and other nasty critters brought in thanks to his slob habbits.

How do you even pronounce that? "Mix?"

Spoiler

Why is gender such a big deal to certain people anyway?

It's the new form of the opression olympics that sprung up...generally right after Gamergate fizzled out. It's just another form of millenials trying to protest the limits of society by defying accepted social norms and to a greater extent the government.

Like hippies, except instead of generally being harmless weed smokers preaching anti-war peace and literally fucking off to live in the woods in camper vans, these lazy fucks say they're some kind of made up gender simply to be ruthless dicks to people who 'don't respect' them.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Tbh, it seems to be a better idea to get rid of them ASAP. The smellification and damaged property is just going to get worse in the long run.

It takes FOREVER to legally evict a tenant in Oregon especially if the tenant knows enough about the system to fight it. Phil could get a 24 hour notice to vacate 10 minutes from now and still be lawfully occupying the unit 66 days later when the sheriff finally comes to escort him out.

 

[Ruin]

It takes FOREVER to legally evict a tenant in Oregon especially if the tenant knows enough about the system to fight it. Phil could get a 24 hour notice to vacate 10 minutes from now and still be lawfully occupying the unit 66 days later when the sheriff finally comes to escort him out.

A lot of landlords in socially liberal areas are also reluctant to evict speds for fear of negative media backlash.

 

[HickoryDickory]

It takes FOREVER to legally evict a tenant in Oregon especially if the tenant knows enough about the system to fight it. Phil could get a 24 hour notice to vacate 10 minutes from now and still be lawfully occupying the unit 66 days later when the sheriff finally comes to escort him out.

Yes, but they'd eventually have to leave and it would just be a part of the process.

Tbh, we probably haven't seen the worst of the apartment.

 

[UncleTusky]

How do you even pronounce that? "Mix?"

The correct pronunciation is: "Stop wasting my time with made-up pronouns, you fuck."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

hippies

At least hippies were about peaceful coexistence, rather than trying to divide people into "communities" and "marginalized groups" like certain people such as ADF seem to want.

Spoiler

Remember when ADF fantasized about deporting white people from part of Canada during an imaginary Australatina takeover?

 

[DragoonSierra]

Eventually the ruse got boring and they both quit lying until their was an inspection of Phil's fire alarm and got caught by the landlord again.

So are Toren and Phil are just trying to get caught?

Chicano/a studies is definitely a real thing. It's basically the study of history, literature, and art based on the Mexican-American experience. And in the southwestern part of the USA (California, Nevada, Arizona) it's a legitimate field of study. But there's no way Phil has taken any kind of university level course on Chicano studies. And of course he'd be stupid enough to think that its some radicalizing force and not just an elective for Latinos who need to fill some liberal arts requirement.

Actually Republicans tried to shut it down in Arizona with HB2281 because of all the controversial stuff they teach. They thought it was radicalizing and shit, but the law got bitch slapped recently in a lawsuit because two of the authors of that bill got caught saying semi-racist shit. One of them even had the balls to his apology for it wasnt sincere.

My guess is the landlord basically doesn't care outside of getting his money.
Evicting Phil and Toren would be a hassle, he would have to deal with Phil's tard wrangler and then have to fix the apartment and fill all the holes in the wall.

My guess is the landlord wont really do anything unless the neighbors make a fuss.

It takes FOREVER to legally evict a tenant in Oregon especially if the tenant knows enough about the system to fight it. Phil could get a 24 hour notice to vacate 10 minutes from now and still be lawfully occupying the unit 66 days later when the sheriff finally comes to escort him out.

Phil isnt smart enough to know that but Toren is. Though Toren could be evicted immediately since he isnt on the lease correct?

 

[MMX]

So are Toren and Phil are just trying to get caught ?

Not sure why they would
Their just stupid, drunk and assessment rules don't apply to them.

 

[Jaimas]

While waiting for my mom to being me my afternoon tendies and Mt. Dew Code Red I noticed that Phil had updated his profile to add "Manages Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon"?!
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I clicked on it expecting a dead link but instead found a beautifully autistic newsfeed that would make @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt himself proud!
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Apparently set up by Phil's headmate Xochi while she was on the way to Israel, it's "Mx Xochi's shitposting page" for "quality content...and memes"!
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Also described as "News and information from your local Dominatrix with a few screws loose."!
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In reality, it's just lazy re-posts of endless articles about Puerto Rico, Pmurt, and other social justice approved topics. Occasionally he'll add a line or two of content, some examples below. (And special shout out to my girl Martina Big. Phil's just salty because his claiming to be Puerto Rican is just as laughable as her claims to becoming a black woman.)

To quote Xochi xirself - "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

https://www.facebook.com/XochiEvilNewsFeed/ (http://archive.is/KuQfH)

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Any time I think we've reached the deepest depths of Phil's Autism,we discover entire new realms of it.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I bet they're all us.

 

[Coldgrip]

It takes FOREVER to legally evict a tenant in Oregon especially if the tenant knows enough about the system to fight it. Phil could get a 24 hour notice to vacate 10 minutes from now and still be lawfully occupying the unit 66 days later when the sheriff finally comes to escort him out.

Another thing that should be mentioned is that Phil, for as dumb as he is, knows just enough to kind of game the system. So while he sure as hell isn't smart enough to fight an eviction notice himself, he is smart enough to turn it over to people who are, all the while claiming that he's masterminding the whole thing. But...

Tbh, it seems to be a better idea to get rid of them ASAP. The smellification and damaged property is just going to get worse in the long run.

Maybe the idea is just guaranteed rent.

This is something that should be considered. Yes he is in a shittier building and his landlord gets rent without fail, but there comes a point when a tenant is just too much of a hazard to the building and other tenants. While Ruin brings up another good point about why Phil hasn't been given the boot, there will come a point when people like Phil go from a nuisance that pays rent to a potential lawsuit waiting to happen, and shitty complex or not, no landlord want to have to deal with any irate building inspector after reports of people becoming sick, or sightings of vermin start popping up. Doubly so if one or some of the sick or affected are children. Shit can hit the fan in a bad way if that goes down.

 

[MMX]

This is something that should be considered. Yes he is in a shittier building and his landlord gets rent without fail, but there comes a point when a tenant is just too much of a hazard to the building and other tenants. While Ruin brings up another good point about why Phil hasn't been given the boot, there will come a point when people like Phil go from a nuisance that pays rent to a potential lawsuit waiting to happen, and shitty complex or not, no landlord want to have to deal with any irate building inspector after reports of people becoming sick, or sightings of vermin start popping up. Doubly so if one or some of the sick or affected are children. Shit can hit the fan in a bad way if that goes down.

I'm not sure why this being a hazard thing is coming from
On the one hand
Phil doesn't clean his bathroom
Drys washing in an unventilated environment
Doesn't hoover or dust

But on the other hand
He's not hording garbage
He actually takes out the trash every few days
He's mostly silent because he's scared of his neighbours.
His neighbours are apparently way worse than phil

To draw the comparison I would say he lives in a similar situation to the chandlers and you don't see environmental health turfing them out.
Unless I find out Phil's place is infested with fleas or rats then I'm not too worried.
The only real issue with Phil's apartment is I would say all them candles are a fire hazard.
All the shit on the floor is a trip hazard
And he knocked holes in the wall

 

[Attraction Slime]

when is this going to be the kf homepage?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

This was the greatest use of 25 min ever.

Fixed that for you fam. That is fucking brilliant.

 

[The Dude]

How do you even pronounce that? "Mix?"

It's pronounced "ah-tiz-um".