a simple favor - livestream 8/26/2021

[dollastoho]

She’s using the “I need to learn to drive” thing as an excuse to keep the car from Becky to give to the new girl lol

Or could it be because her new caretaker doesn't have a license? Seems like a prerequisite for the job, but I doubt there were any other applicants.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So in this stream Big AL mentions that Becky was always vocalising that she was afraid AL would leave her for a man. Which explains why Becky was pissed off with the idea of AL liking a man in this retro clip:

i made a mistake....._Trim.mp4

Also, I'm slowly becoming more and more sure that Hambo is just a lesbian out of convenience. Wipey is the new butler and AL has to be sure she'll stick around, balls and all.

We need to keep in mind that Big Al is a liar even on the best of days, and this crap about Becky's supposed insecurities only comes from her.

I don't even think Becky was serious. She probably got tired of Big Al blathering on about it endlessly, as she does.

 

[Witch Bitch]

We need to keep in mind that Big Al is a liar even on the best of days, and this crap about Becky's supposed insecurities only comes from her.

I don't even think Becky was serious. She probably got tired of Big Al blathering on about it endlessly, as she does.

Yea her tone always read to me as "you wont shut the fuck up about it"

 

[Miltank]

Being all hypothetical and making some assumptions bigger than Fat Al's ginormous arse - that she'll get over her car anguisheziuhteeee and her getting up off the sofa angziuhteeee and all her copious other mentals, that she can actually get from sofa to car without stroking out* (and remembers to take snacks for the journey as well as in-car snacks, proud-of-herself reward snacks, emergency snacks etc etc) and and that there is sufficient WD40 in the world to grease her up, squeeze her into a hummer and arrange the various bulges until she's an approximation of facing forward....taking all that and the squealing and the breakdowns and all the rest of it into account, would she legally be eligible to drive?

I don't think she'd pass the test here cos her movement is too restricted and various lumps would fall over the centre console and impair the controls.. And that's without even working out the mechanics of her t-rex arms reaching the wheel or the cheese pillars reaching the pedals - she's a short-arse but can't pull the seat forward and we can all see how she's basically smooshed into the car roof because of the spare tyre built into her nether regions. But that can be finessed with various devices but she can't look over her shoulder, for instance.

I remember one of the blobs on MSHPL (the JOO BLEEEF IN GAAARD nightmare) shown driving and she had the seat extended and tilted so far backwards she was basically driving whilst lying on her back. But I don't know what your tests are like and it is Kentucky. They probably accept a fingerprint in lieu of a signature....

So what's the gen, gorls? Driving is almost see as a human right in the US,but I have no idea how your testing system works or if there even is one. Educating me, pliz n fanx.



*maybe Wipey is just going to roll her over to the window and drop her through the sun-roof of the car. Gravity will certainly assist - our gorl, the car, and all the snacks will end up at the bottom of a huge crater, from which an eldritch miasma of cheese arises along with squeals of "BABEEEEEE...."

And now I want this.

if they allow 90 year-olds (who are by nature barely there mentally and absolutely should not have a license ) to have a license theyd let big Al have one. All the RMV sees is dollar signs when it comes to people with a car, they dont give a shit about potential safety hazards. besides, if they denied someone a license due to fat you know they'd have all these "hate crime" lawsuits in 2 seconds

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Well this is all very interesting. I expect that Amberlynn is starting to realize that New Wipey is not her preferred type of easily manipulated sped and is freaking out.

She'll be busy studying Wipey to try and figure out any weaknesses she can exploit to her own advantage. I also anticipate that she will start subtly love-bombing Becky again because she needs to line up a potential escape route in the event that Wipey doesn't work out.
Hopefully Becky will have enough sense to realize it, but I wouldn't count on it.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

They let Eric have a licence and he is half Muppet

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[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Being all hypothetical and making some assumptions bigger than Fat Al's ginormous arse - that she'll get over her car anguisheziuhteeee and her getting up off the sofa angziuhteeee and all her copious other mentals, that she can actually get from sofa to car without stroking out* (and remembers to take snacks for the journey as well as in-car snacks, proud-of-herself reward snacks, emergency snacks etc etc) and and that there is sufficient WD40 in the world to grease her up, squeeze her into a hummer and arrange the various bulges until she's an approximation of facing forward....taking all that and the squealing and the breakdowns and all the rest of it into account, would she legally be eligible to drive?

I don't think she'd pass the test here cos her movement is too restricted and various lumps would fall over the centre console and impair the controls.. And that's without even working out the mechanics of her t-rex arms reaching the wheel or the cheese pillars reaching the pedals - she's a short-arse but can't pull the seat forward and we can all see how she's basically smooshed into the car roof because of the spare tyre built into her nether regions. But that can be finessed with various devices but she can't look over her shoulder, for instance.

I remember one of the blobs on MSHPL (the JOO BLEEEF IN GAAARD nightmare) shown driving and she had the seat extended and tilted so far backwards she was basically driving whilst lying on her back. But I don't know what your tests are like and it is Kentucky. They probably accept a fingerprint in lieu of a signature....

So what's the gen, gorls? Driving is almost see as a human right in the US,but I have no idea how your testing system works or if there even is one. Educating me, pliz n fanx.



*maybe Wipey is just going to roll her over to the window and drop her through the sun-roof of the car. Gravity will certainly assist - our gorl, the car, and all the snacks will end up at the bottom of a huge crater, from which an eldritch miasma of cheese arises along with squeals of "BABEEEEEE...."

And now I want this.

A general prerequisite for even starting the learning process for driving is being capable of wearing a seatbelt. ALR should cross the other bridges when she gets to them.

 

[Tea Sipper]

We need to keep in mind that Big Al is a liar even on the best of days, and this crap about Becky's supposed insecurities only comes from her.

I don't even think Becky was serious. She probably got tired of Big Al blathering on about it endlessly, as she does.

As much as I hate to give Hambeast any credit, I can see there being some truth in what she said, as when she and Becky talked about Becky's ex in previous streams, they mentioned that her ex cheated on her with men. I can see some insecurities forming there on Beckster's part.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

This livestream irritated the fuck out of me and I watched it via a reaction channel at 3am when mostly asleep. Agree with absolutely everything you gorls said up thread, Amber and Wipey are certainly not ‘vibing’ and it just confirms that Amber doesn’t listen. She had time to get to know Wipey a little over the 24/7 facetime sessions but in true Big Al fashion she only heard what she wanted to hear, talked about herself and me me me etc etc etc. She didn’t even know Wipey’s favourite movie! It’s no surprise to anyone (except Amber) that she finds herself living with a stranger who she doesn’t particularly know or like. Her face saving excuses as to why it won’t work out are going to be brilliant. Too bad we all called it here first.

What annoyed me particularly was the way she is now trying to take Eric and Ricky away from Becky. All of a sudden her and Eric are best friends, E & R want Amber there every weekend, they get along so well you guys! Bitch no. They are Becky’s friends and have been forever. I hope they tell you to fuck off for all the genuine pain you are causing their friend.

(pls don’t be grifters E & R, not after I defended you).

And a top tip for anyone with a new animal, baby or not, expose them to everything and everyone you possibly can. Break out the funny hats, fireworks and your tractors. Make it a game and bonus points if you manage a black man with an enormous beard. Animals have toddler minds so always expect the unexpected.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

if they allow 90 year-olds (who are by nature barely there mentally and absolutely should not have a license ) to have a license theyd let big Al have one. All the RMV sees is dollar signs when it comes to people with a car, they dont give a shit about potential safety hazards. besides, if they denied someone a license due to fat you know they'd have all these "hate crime" lawsuits in 2 seconds

But aren't they just winging by on inertia?

I dunno how it works over there but here, once you pass the test that's it. If you fly under the radar you can just go on forever - technically, over 75's can be re-tested but they never are, and then we're all made of surprise when some ancient biffer causes a pile-up cos doing 20mph in the fast lane of the wrong side of the motorway.

I spose the question shoulda been be "can she pass the initial test" but I'm not known for clarity of mind. Besides, there are hills to climb long before that. Like getting her in the bloody car without collateral damage for starters...

 

[dfranki723]

Amberlynn is physically capable of actually maneuvering inside a car, being elderly and bit zoned out is one thing but this is a woman-toddler who can't even face the steering wheel properly.

I highly doubt they would let her drive. I think physical faults are more damaging to the likelihood of you being able to drive than being old. Her legs must be mushed up together down there aswell, no room to move as quickly as she may need.

This is all I'm thinking about now, the logistics of ALR sitting in the driver's seat of a car.

She used to barely be able to twist to put her own seatbelt on and we know she's gotten even bigger since then.
Unless she loses 100lbs+ she is not going to be able drive.

This is all pointless speculation anyway because I think we all know this is just more ''I have big, productive plans everybody'' bullshit.

 

[a dinosaur]

I think her legs would prove the biggest challenge to driving. Her uncontrolled lymphedema has made them so huge that quickly switching between breaking and acceleration would not be easy, if even possible. For the sake of the poor folks of Lexington, she shouldn't be behind a wheel. Within a week, she'd slam a hoof down on a pedal at random and launch her car through the nearest convenience store.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

IDK, my cat freaked out once when we got out a tiny hammer when we were making a bookshelf. It's like we waited 5 years and loved him and spoiled him, just to suddenly decide to get out our cat whacking hammer one day. It could also be that the person physically resembles someone the animal had a bad experience with or the animal might just be a "1 person" animal and doesn't like their human giving attention to anyone else.

Basically animals can be just as irrational as people. It's not nothing, but sometimes they can just act weird.

You mean you don't hit your cat with a hammer regularly? Damn, I'm doing it wrong....

If it was the cats I'd think nothing of it, they're a law into themselves. But we know Twinkie - she's overweight, neurotic and yappy, just like her owner. We've seen her with people, with strangers, with other dogs and she's kinda socialised-but-anxious, she's submissive but wants to please. If it were just a couple of instances then whatever but for it to be noticeable on several occasions in a ten-minute vid.....it's out of character, even set against Al's usual benign neglect baseline. But this is the world's most self-obsessed blob of useless; expecting anything other than her handing over Twinkie's leash to whothefuckever is in vain.

However, I will retain my hope that one day, Twinkie will bite her. You can't take that away from me, I won't give it up!

 

[Esquilax]

You're ignoring the obvious reason wipey is so against showing on stream. Amber has been mooing that they face time kawnstantly, especially when wipey is working.

If anyone has worked remote before for any company bigger than a start up, you know that's a pretty big no no. If wipey gets her face out there and her employer sees their employee sitting there with a fat idiot screeching how they face time every day all day, work day, through meetings and work calls.... You got an unemployed wifey.

If wifey can rub any amount of braincells together and figure out the above, she's going to be very against showing up on stream at all, especially if she expects to be going back to regular life once this cow has been milked. She might have told Amber as much, which will have enraged her to not have that option at all, she'll have offered to pay for Wifey's living, and wifey likely being a troll and not wanting to get anywhere near below that fat thumb, declined. I'm pretty sure this is where the tension was born. We will see.

 

[Fupa Control]

Since she's supposed BFF with Chantal, Chantal should just hook up Amber with Peetz and it would be a win win situation for the both of them. Amber gets to have a live in caretaker who won't abandon her, do everything she says and not sexually active in the slightest bit, and Chantal can finally move in with her druggie boyfriend without having Peetz (and her cats,) as a literal "ball and chain."

They always save the big crossover events for the Giant-Size Uncanny XX Fats Annual.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

But aren't they just winging by on inertia?

I dunno how it works over there but here, once you pass the test that's it. If you fly under the radar you can just go on forever - technically, over 75's can be re-tested but they never are, and then we're all made of surprise when some ancient biffer causes a pile-up cos doing 20mph in the fast lane of the wrong side of the motorway.

Where I have live, once you reach a certain age or once you've reached having a license for x years and have been renewing online, you have to go in and do the eye test at least. If you've had (varies from 1-3) moving violations, you have to actually do the driving test as well. Those states have all suspended the in person stuff, so you can imagine what kind of hellscape driving is these days.

I spose the question shoulda been be "can she pass the initial test" but I'm not known for clarity of mind. Besides, there are hills to climb long before that. Like getting her in the bloody car without collateral damage for starters...

One of the things is you have to put the seatbelt on, and as we know, that's beyond her.

You're ignoring the obvious reason wipey is so against showing on stream. Amber has been mooing that they face time kawnstantly, especially when wipey is working.

If anyone has worked remote before for any company bigger than a start up, you know that's a pretty big no no. If wipey gets her face out there and her employer sees their employee sitting there with a fat idiot screeching how they face time every day all day, work day, through meetings and work calls.... You got an unemployed wifey.

If she's a self-employed "independent entrepreneur", it wouldn't matter. If she works for someone else, and it's a remote service job, I doubt it would matter, either, as long as she picked up whatever call was routed to her.

If wifey can rub any amount of braincells together and figure out the above, she's going to be very against showing up on stream at all, especially if she expects to be going back to regular life once this cow has been milked. She might have told Amber as much, which will have enraged her to not have that option at all, she'll have offered to pay for Wifey's living, and wifey likely being a troll and not wanting to get anywhere near below that fat thumb, declined. I'm pretty sure this is where the tension was born. We will see.

Big Al said wifey has been watching her for about a year ("but doesn't watch YT", naturally). If she has a brain, she turned it off the second she contacted Big Al. It's easy enough to see from her videos that it's a fucking circus in the Amberverse. She will be on the camera eventually, no matter what Big Al says about it not happening, just like the others. Like everything else in the Amberverse, that is a cycle as well.

 

[Insulin reid]

I think her legs would prove the biggest challenge to driving. Her uncontrolled lymphedema has made them so huge that quickly switching between breaking and acceleration would not be easy, if even possible. For the sake of the poor folks of Lexington, she shouldn't be behind a wheel. Within a week, she'd slam a hoof down on a pedal at random and launch her car through the nearest convenience store.

I doubt she can fit in a car so getting in is the biggest issue. She said in a video a year or more ago that she can barely get in and close the door if she's 'swolleen' and Becky has to kinda shove it shut outside if they need to get anywhere. Forget a license, forget the seat belt, can she even get in the car and shut the door by herself?

Assuming she gets past this hurdle what about the other?

She's got this weird animal or toddler like reaction to going anything above 5 miles an hour. I don't know if it was entirely played up for the video when she was first learning to drive (yes I think amber is this dumb) but it's like she can't handle going anything above walking speed. Its too much, too fast for her dumb brain to handle and she freaks out. She's too stupid and slow to multitask, so checking mirrors and being aware of other drivers is going to be the hardest thing since her attempt at a degree. Going 15 mph in a Walmart parking lot blows her mind, she won't even be able to keep it together enough to drive off the street she lives on, let alone slam into anything.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I doubt she can fit in a car so getting in is the biggest issue. She said in a video a year or more ago that she can barely get in and close the door if she's 'swolleen' and Becky has to kinda shove it shut outside if they need to get anywhere. Forget a license, forget the seat belt, can she even get in the car and shut the door by herself?

Assuming she gets past this hurdle what about the other?

She's got this weird animal or toddler like reaction to going anything above 5 miles an hour. I don't know if it was entirely played up for the video when she was first learning to drive (yes I think amber is this dumb) but it's like she can't handle going anything above walking speed. Its too much, too fast for her dumb brain to handle and she freaks out. She's too stupid and slow to multitask, so checking mirrors and being aware of other drivers is going to be the hardest thing since her attempt at a degree. Going 15 mph in a Walmart parking lot blows her mind, she won't even be able to keep it together enough to drive off the street she lives on, let alone slam into anything.

I do not think that Amber could fit behind the steering wheel of the Hyundai. Everyone on MSHPL who is driving was in a much larger vehicle, not a sub-compact car. If she was to buy an SUV, could she climb aboard?

Let's face it. Before Amber could start even thinking of driving, she would need to lose at least 150 pounds. This is not happening tomorrow; having Amber driving, at this point, is only a fantasy.

 

[Billie Ross]

I do not think that Amber could fit behind the steering wheel of the Hyundai. Everyone on MSHPL who is driving was in a much larger vehicle, not a sub-compact car. If she was to buy an SUV, could she climb aboard?

Let's face it. Before Amber could start even thinking of driving, she would need to lose at least 150 pounds. This is not happening tomorrow; having Amber driving, at this point, is only a fantasy.

But wait... for Wipey teach her to drive she needs a... car.
They don't have any atm.
Doesn't matter how much money Hambo is making, the constant ER visits will suck all her savings and is probably money the reason she ignores new appointments and exams.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

LOL Amber doesn't realize she would probably have to have penetrative sex with a man if she wanted to hook a full time caretaker/hubby. I don't think any man but a totally submissive sissy boy would go without sex. Unless they just get off on her being fat, if that's case, what's the point?

They would need an extremely long dick to get up in that blubber hole. Subs and sissies generally don't.