a simple favor - livestream 8/26/2021

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Just here to echo previous sentiments: gorl won't be driving in this lifetime. Her gunt, when sat down, just about ends at her knees, so an extending steering wheel would have to go over it or she wouldn't be able to reach - but then she wouldn't be able to see anything. Her legs are splayed; she'd never be able to reach the pedals, much less use them. She'd obviously drive automatic so she wouldn't have a clutch, but the gas and brake pedals are too close together for her.

Add those issues to her inability to wear a seat belt, the fact that she can't look around, and her mentulz, and we can guarantee our gorl isn't driving anywhere unless someone else is in the driver's seat.

Really, the only thing I could possibly see her 'driveen' is an AI car, which she can't afford.

Edit, writeen is hard, y'all
 
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We all know that even if she could physically get away with driving she'd never want to because then that would mean she'd actually have some responsibility in her life which we know our gorl wouldn't want
 
Amber doesn’t want a license, because that forces her to be more active. Can’t use the excuse “I can’t drive”. Ambers only saying this now because she has no solid care giver yet. Once she gets a caretaker it will be like “who what when did I want to drive?! Y’all KNOW I have ANXIETY over driving fuck you hater who don’t GET IT!” Like it’s a punishment to drive yourself to the places you love to inconvenience everyone in your life to take you to. This whole driving thing just pisses me off for some reason. Another thing Amber can sit and be manipulative about. Will she or will she not drive? Stay tuned in another 10 years to find out! I genuinely would be shocked if she ever actually got a license.
 
Freckles powiedział(a):
Edit, writeen is hard, y'all
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You're clearly not a natural writer like Big Al, who wrote such unfinished masterpieces like Hello, Darling and Scottie and completed Pulitzer-worthy poetry like Monster Truck in the Nightlife and Rain and Petals Eavesdrop.

Black-coffee-queen powiedział(a):
All this sperging about big al driving is ridiculous. We haven’t even seen her stand up in months. Whilst Becky been gone she has worn the same 3 shirts for gods sake.
Move on because it’s NEVER gonna happen.
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Why? It's like jenga, trying to figure out how to get that lardass into a car and then actually driving. Keeps those brain cells active, which medical science shows helps with a variety of old age issues, like dementia.
 
Heres ambers lower half when seated in that sedan. Also this was when she was 480-500 not almost 600.

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She said her dream car is a jeep!!
 
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Heres ambers lower half when seated in that sedan. Also this was when she was 480-500 not almost 600.

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She said her dream car is a jeep!!
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Out of curiosity does anyone know how a head on collision would effect Amber here? I mean, would the airbags even be able to help her at all? It's all I can think about now, it would be horrific.
 
I'd be more concerned about any poor fuckers in the vicinity of a crash involving this fat fuck.

Her grotesque body crushing you after being thrown through the windshield would be a terrible way to go.
 
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Out of curiosity does anyone know how a head on collision would effect Amber here? I mean, would the airbags even be able to help her at all? It's all I can think about now, it would be horrific.
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I think the airbag is the least of her concern in this situation. Now these are pretty rough figures, my maths isn't the greatest.

Let's say she can't wear a seatbelt because I doubt she can and it makes the maths easier, and she weighs 600lbs. Let's say she's travelling at 55mph. Approximate figures suggest an Impact Force of over 2000 kilonewtons. 770 G of deceleration. Amber would weigh the equivalent of 209 metric tons.

Now I weigh about 140lb so my Impact Force would be 480 Kilonewtons with the same G force and I'd weigh about 49 metric tons. This is also without a seatbelt.
 
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I think the airbag is the least of her concern in this situation. Now these are pretty rough figures, my maths isn't the greatest.

Let's say she can't wear a seatbelt because I doubt she can and it makes the maths easier, and she weighs 600lbs. Let's say she's travelling at 55mph. Approximate figures suggest an Impact Force of over 2000 kilonewtons. 770 G of deceleration. Amber would weigh the equivalent of 209 metric tons.

Now I weigh about 140lb so my Impact Force would be 480 Kilonewtons with the same G force and I'd weigh about 49 metric tons. This is also without a seatbelt.
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Lets all relax - that bitch is not fitting through any windscreens
 
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Lets all relax - that bitch is not fitting through any windscreens
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Thats some final destination log bullshit right there. She goes through her windshield yall crash head on and she's just stuck half way through and laying on the hood of her own car.
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Well at least she would have found a weight loss trick that actually works
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Like one of those ads online....
Pedestrians hate her! YouTuber lost half her body weight just by driving! Learn her one simple trick.
 
In the last stream, ALR said something about being so insecure about her weight in relationships. But she said it in a cutesy, tee-hee sorta way not in a way that's actually reflective of the fact that she can't even fit in a goddamn car. She flits between being an average girl and influencer of the world in her head.
 
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numberonegirl powiedział(a):
In the last stream, ALR said something about being so insecure about her weight in relationships. But she said it in a cutesy, tee-hee sorta way not in a way that's actually reflective of the fact that she can't even fit in a goddamn car. She flits between being an average girl and influencer of the world in her head.
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You are seeing amber go between being the super plain but actually pretty, boring yet unique Mary Sue character from a young adult novel and being like a tati or James Charles level influencer in real time. I believe those two are her favorites or at least top 5 favorite personas to mimic.
 
How embarrassing it must be to have another person buy the alcohol cause you don't have a license. Just another reason why she needs a butler, 1) she can't walk into the store and 2) IF and i say IF she started drinking or smoking weed, you can't buy anything without a license (or picture id with birthdate verified by the state).
 
Orion Slave Gorl powiedział(a):
Out of curiosity does anyone know how a head on collision would effect Amber here? I mean, would the airbags even be able to help her at all? It's all I can think about now, it would be horrific.
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I heard somewhere that the obese are more likely to get injured in a car crash. I think it has something to do momentum and the seatbelt being affected by the extra weight. And she doesn't even wear one so.
 
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