2/9/2023 Tom gets arrested for trespassing! - Just in time for the Superbowl!

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Or why anyone would pay $50 for a fucking betta fish of all things.

Senile moron.

You can literally buy a betta fish for less than $5. Why anyone would buy from a smelly child molester instead of a store is reasoning that only exists in the head of Tom.
This is a man currently falling for several of the oldest and most obvious scams on the Internet, even after being warned how they would play out. So that’s how stupid he is. But he also thinks he’s far smarter than basically everyone in the world. So that’s how stupid he thinks everyone else is.
 
His meltdown post-release will be glorious.

Assuming they don't force feed him meds or he just naturally comes down from his persistent manic state due to a lack of drugs in jail. Then it'll be boring. "Stay stupid, stupid. I was never in jail, fascistic fetishistic fuckwit voyeurs!"
I'm pretty sure the re-telling of his arrest will have no less then half a dozen cops trying to pin him down to put the cuffs on and everyone in his pod being either terrified or enthralled by him.
 
Honestly fuck Tom, a man too fucking evil and retarded even to keep a fish.

Or why anyone would pay $50 for a fucking betta fish of all things.

Senile moron.

You can literally buy a betta fish for less than $5. Why anyone would buy from a smelly child molester instead of a store is reasoning that only exists in the head of Tom.
If it ain't a white dragon I ain't buying.
Which is animal cruelty. It is a despicable practice to put bettas in things too small for them to live in.

They should have at least five gallon tanks.
My Koi loves it's out door heated pound. Should be getting some friends this year if I'm lucky. I'm hoping for at least one black and yellow/ gold one.
 
Tom would have to pay for their airfare and all the costs with transportation to the airport, food, then customs...ect....ect...
He has claimed to have paid for them to come for the gem shows and help him sell. So he probably would have some reason to believe they are there. Also, he believes customs isn't hard because he kept believing they would be here and only needed to send a few hundred dollars to get the wheels greased a bit
 
He has claimed to have paid for them to come for the gem shows and help him sell. So he probably would have some reason to believe they are there. Also, he believes customs isn't hard because he kept believing they would be here and only needed to send a few hundred dollars to get the wheels greased a bit
They could totally have their uncle who's a prince pay his bail if only Tom would give them his bank information
 
They could totally have their uncle who's a prince pay his bail if only Tom would give them his bank information
Tom is in too deep to the scam to need this. Just gotta say its somebody else's fault and they need a little more to finally get him these magical stones that will take Real Things International to the next level
 
Is this right time to ask for Tooters jail letters á la Chris Chan?

Imagine the crazy shit that's going down every year.
 
They could totally have their uncle who's a prince pay his bail if only Tom would give them his bank information
What about the millonairess in Colorado? She's closer.
Tom is in too deep to the scam to need this. Just gotta say its somebody else's fault and they need a little more to finally get him these magical stones that will take Real Things International to the next level
I'm sure there's a rock that acts as a get out of free card. An Escape Stone if you will.
 
Is this right time to ask for Tooters jail letters á la Chris Chan?
Current suspicion is he's in the hospital, not jail. Looking up his name on the Arizona inmate search has no results, male or female. That means he's either out, or being held outside the inmate system (i.e. an involuntary psych hold). Seeing as he hasn't used either facebook accounts, hasn't logged into here or AMB, and according to some members there his phone is going straight to voice-mail... well, it's probably going to be the 21st when we hear any updates.
 
Keep in mind that he'd already been told to leave a supermarket and a Circle K in the last couple of weeks. The police attended the supermarket incident and Tom was pretty belligerent.
Doesn't he live in the barrio? I know Tom is a coward, but given his belligerence I'm honestly surprised some idiot hasn't shot him yet. I don't mean some tattooed gangbanger, I mean some young, dumb, hothead with a chip on their shoulder that thinks, rightly or wrongly, Tom has disrespected him.
 
Doesn't he live in the barrio? I know Tom is a coward, but given his belligerence I'm honestly surprised some idiot hasn't shot him yet. I don't mean some tattooed gangbanger, I mean some young, dumb, hothead with a chip on their shoulder that thinks, rightly or wrongly, Tom has disrespected him.
He only asses out when he knows the person he’s dealing with can’t fight back. What’s telling is when he started claiming that he could totally take that cop in a boxing match (so feminine), but also made sure to remind the cop that it was illegal to hit him under present circumstances.

Since he’s also racist, I imagine he keeps his head down when he passes any Latino or black men.

(He did get shot that one time for rummaging in the wrong dumpster)
 
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