2/9/2023 Tom gets arrested for trespassing! - Just in time for the Superbowl!

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Figure this is big enough to make its own thread, Tom's been arrested for trespassing.

Spoiler: Screenshot

The arrest occurred outside his local Speedway Gas station. You may also notice he was arrested and identified as male. God bless the Tucson Police Department.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I know it's an optimistic hope but I hope they finally keep him

 

[Kerr Avon]

All the shit that this greasy fuck has done and he's pinched for trespassing

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

All the shit that this greasy fuck has done and he's pinched for trespassing

Truly the Al Capone of lolcowdom

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Part of me is super glad he's finally going to get some just rewards for his toxic behavior, but I feel pretty bad about the jars full of live betta fish in his house. Not to mention the decaying swamp in that hot tub, sitting under the Arizona sun.

The fish, the food, all of it is going to get abysmally wretched very quickly. To think his landlord put in renovation work before he moved in, only for it to become a literal biohazard... feels bad man.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I was wondering what Tommy could have done to get barred from a gas station, but then I remembered Tommy is both mentally ill and confrontational, and pretty much anything could set him off, like this troon that dumped out a bunch of ice at a 7-11 for supposedly being misgendered.

All the shit that this greasy fuck has done and he's pinched for trespassing

A standard trespassing charge is a misdemeanor, so don't expect anything serious to happen. A few years back he was pinched for taking a joint into a courthouse, and nothing happened there either.

 

[Looney Troons]

Tresspassing, eh? Was he reported for dumpster diving and harassing staff and employees when asked to fuck off? Speedway gas stations are pretty nice and they’re generally well-staffed and clean. Tom would stick out like a sore thumb.

 

[Kayfabe]

All the shit that this greasy fuck has done and he's pinched for trespassing

Reminds me of when Shadman was finally arrested, he was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and later released, instead of getting arrested for being a proudly open pedophile.

 

[repentance]

I was wondering what Tommy could have done to get barred from a gas station, but then I remembered Tommy is both mentally ill and confrontational, and pretty much anything could set him off, like this troon that dumped out a bunch of ice at a 7-11 for supposedly being misgendered.

Keep in mind that he'd already been told to leave a supermarket and a Circle K in the last couple of weeks. The police attended the supermarket incident and Tom was pretty belligerent.

 

[Banquet Meal]

Part of me is super glad he's finally going to get some just rewards for his toxic behavior, but I feel pretty bad about the jars full of live betta fish in his house. Not to mention the decaying swamp in that hot tub, sitting under the Arizona sun.

The fish, the food, all of it is going to get abysmally wretched very quickly. To think his landlord put in renovation work before he moved in, only for it to become a literal biohazard... feels bad man.

it was a really nice home before dumbass moved in and trashed it with a quickness..the hardwood floors were gorgeous!

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Tresspassing, eh? Was he reported for dumpster diving and harassing staff and employees when asked to fuck off? Speedway gas stations are pretty nice and they’re generally well-staffed and clean. Tom would stick out like a sore thumb.

Hard to say. I think it was a repeat of this sort of incident. Between that and the Kroger police encounter earlier this month I feel like this has been building up for a while.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

He was obviously banned because they heard him attempt to play sax.

 

[Looney Troons]

Hard to say. I think it was a repeat of this sort of incident. Between that and the Kroger police encounter earlier this month I feel like this has been building up for a while.

Holy shit! I missed all of these videos. Hard to keep up with these sort of events when they’re mixed into the commentary, but this is appreciated. I’m going to lurk the general thread a bit and see what other gems I’ve missed.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If it stops him chimping out in public, I’m all for it. No doubt Tom is hoping to be some muscular convict’s prison bitch.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

The jailers who have to de-louse his toxic fumed ass are the real victims here. Hope they have a power washer on hand

 

[lindsayfan]

i hope tom brings that same aggressive, confrontational energy he's been showcasing lately with him into central lockup

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I hate the fact that I know exactly where this is and I can remember it.

 

[break these cuffs]

A standard trespassing charge is a misdemeanor, so don't expect anything serious to happen. A few years back he was pinched for taking a joint into a courthouse, and nothing happened there either.

Don't forget he also had a pipe and a knife on him. The knife was a tiny one on his keychain to be fair, but the fact remains that he went into a courthouse with drugs, drug paraphernalia, and a weapon on him. He had gone to the wrong place to file and he was stopped by security on his way to the correct place. I forget if he was at the wrong department in the courthouse or the completely wrong building at first. Tom is not in a mental decline.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Not likely but possible: If he sits in jail long enough he could lose the apartment.

 

[repentance]

Not likely but possible: If he sits in jail long enough he could lose the apartment.

While that's not likely, the apartment is going to be extra stinky by the time he's out of custody - possibly stinky enough for the neighbours to complain.